âšł â THOR RAGNARĂK;
send one for my muse's reaction!
âHow much longer do you think weâll be here?â âThanks for scaring away my company and drenching my workplace in brains.â âSorry about that time I turned you into a frog.â âHow was I supposed to know? Canât see into the future. Iâm not a witch.â âLet me explain something. My hair is not to be meddled with.â âAre you a fighter? Or are you food?â âKneel before meâŠÂ and rise into the ranks of my great conquest.â âWhoever you areâŠÂ whatever youâve done, surrender now! Or we will show you no mercy.â âWhoever I am? Did you listen to a word I said? This is your last warning!â âOh, Iâve missed this. Still, itâs a shame. Good soldiers dying for nothingâŠÂ all because they couldn't see the future.â âWhat do I always say? âShe is theâŠâ And it starts with a âB.ââ âJust wait a damn minute. Iâm not for sale.â âYouâre officially pardoned. From life.â âWhat happened to my manners? I havenât properly introduced myself. Come on. Uh, follow me.â âWeâre not friends and I don't give a shit about your games.â âWhat do you mean, what am I doing?â âNow, listen to that. Heâs threatening me. Hey, Sparkles, hereâs the deal.â âAllow me to introduce myself. My name is [name]. Iâm kind of like the leader in here.â âIâm made of rocks, as you can see. But donât let that intimidate you. You donât need to be afraid unless youâre made of scissors.â âAh, well, I tried to start a revolution, but didnât print enough pamphlets. So hardly anyone turned up, except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator.â âIâm actually organizing another revolution. I donât know if youâd be interested in something like that.â âNo, nothing makes sense here, man. The only thing that does make sense is that nothing makes sense.â âYes, I am. Gonna fight him, win, and get the hell out of this place.â âMost of the stuff in here is fake. Or weak.â âWant to see what true power really looks like?â âHurts, doesnât it? Being lied to. Being told youâre one thing and then learning itâs all a fiction.â âYou didnât think Iâd really come and see you, did you? This place is disgusting.â âDoes this mean you donât want my help?â âYou donât stand a chance. Do you understand what Iâm saying to you?â â(SCOFFS) Fine. I guess Iâll just have to go do it alone. Like Iâve always done.â âPiss off, ghost!â âSounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammerâŠÂ and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.â âDo not zap me with that thing. I just wanna talk.â âThereâs nothing wrong with women, of course. I love women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more of a respectful appreciation.â âNo one escapes this place. So youâre gonna die anyway.â âNow, donât you move. My hands ainât as steady as they used to be.â âHey! We know each other. Heâs a friend from work.â âWhere have you been? Everybody thought you were dead.â â[Name], weâre friends. This is crazy. I donât want to hurt you!â âThis is what friends do. They support each other.â âIâm not sad, you idiot. Iâm pissed off!â âYou just canât go around throwing shields at people. Could have killed me.â âI know. Weâre the same, you and I. Weâre just a couple of hot-headed fools.â âYouâre so thick-headed that you canât tellâŠÂ when someoneâs hiding all the way across the universe and wants to be left alone.â âAll right. Hereâs the deal. Iâll listen to youâŠÂ till this is empty. Finished. Bye.â âIâm putting together a team. Itâs me, you, and the big guy.â âI only survived becauseâŠâ âThis isn't about the crown. This is about the people. Theyâre dying and theyâre your people, too.â âYou know, go ahead. Stay here and keep drinking, keep hiding. But meâŠÂ I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them. Because thatâs whatâŠÂ Because thatâs what heroes do.â âQuite a lotâs happened. You and I had a fight recently. I won. Easily.â âYou know what? I woke up this morning thinking about a public execution. But for now, Iâll settle for this sweet littleâŠâ âItâs just a planet. You've been on a planet before. Now youâve been on two. Thatâs a good thing. Itâs a new experience.â âYou and I, we have to fight this really powerful beingâŠÂ who also happens to be my sister.â âOkay, that is so wrong on so manyâŠÂ I donât wanna fight your sister. Thatâs a family issue.â âIâm not fighting any more beings. Iâm sick of it.â âFine, you donât have to fight anyone. But weâre in danger here, so we have to move.â âWhat are those things on her eyes? Are those the people that sheâs killed? Sheâs so beautiful and strong and courageous.â âI donât plan to stop drinking.â âI canât turn away anymoreâŠÂ so if Iâm gonna dieâŠÂ well, it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.â âSo, Iâm saying that I wanna be on the team. Has it got a name?â âWe need one with cup holders, because weâre gonna die. So, drinks!â âDo I know you? I feel like I know you.â âOpen communication was never our familyâs forte.â â[Name] I thought the world of you. I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever. But at the end of the day, youâre you and Iâm me. I donât know, maybe thereâs still good in you. But letâs be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.â âItâs probably for the best that we never see each other again.â âI know Iâve betrayed you many times beforeâŠÂ but this time itâs truly nothing personal.â â[Name]. Youâre still alive. I love what youâve done with the place. Redecorating, I see.â âIâll get that swordâŠÂ even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it.â âYour savior is here. Did you miss me?â âI hate this prophecy.â â[Name], stop. Just for once in your life, donât smash.â âMaybe youâre not so bad after all, [Name].â âI just gotta say, Iâm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay, us!â


















