@roastedmoose - Tumblr Blog

sex, but instead of fucking you, we both get naked and i hold your head in my lap and forgive you for everything you think you've done wrong.

jessiewithaj

hey every girl rbing this with "please", "need", or somesuch, come here.

i am giving you a big hug from which you cannot escape.

i am squeezing you into my chest until all that tension eases and you can relax and feel safe in my arms.

bunniope

i skink therefore i scram...!

bunniope

uncertainlys

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

blastdamage

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

blastdamage

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Underground french cinema

npd-vriska

my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.

some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.

this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.

npd-vriska

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

enbylesbie

ceruleanheaven

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

hearteyesilya

sochi 2014 olympic gold: captain caroline ouelette and marie-philip poulin

2026 walter cup championship: captain marie-philip poulin and assistant coach caroline ouelette

hearteyesilya

2017 clarkson cup

2026 walter cup

rimouskis

happy pride to the nhl player who was preparing to come out and changed his mind. I hope he's happy and loved.

funkyness

at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback

funkyness

what’s more iconic than this

azeroundivided

What about the final version of the flag by the original creator?

Gilbert Baker added a 9th stripe shortly before his death, with the new stripe representing diversity. He added this stripe in reaction to the 2016 US election. It’s unfortunately not as well known as the 8 and 6 striped versions.

Here’s an image of him sewing together the 9 striped rainbow flag.

laurasinele

Happy pride month everyone

gums

i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame

omgtsn

apple breaks up fight between two magnets

redheartgrenade

its just played backwards

xeppeli

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

redheartgrenade

it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me ignorant. its an apple

xeppeli

Have you ever seen an apple in your life?

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

sraithpics

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

sraithpics

This now old meme got me invited to afternoon tea today.

Happy pride everyone, don’t forget to bí gé agus dean coir!

sraithpics

Hi everyone, memes aside for moment.

I’d really appreciate if you have the money to consider donating to Belong To this pride. They are an organisation that provides support services and community to LGBTI+ youth in Ireland and do fantastic work.

Here’s how you can support them: