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hey, hope you're having a good day :) • 17 • in desperate need of sleep

[jupiter-is-rising]

"Reader, you must know that an interesting fate (sometimes involving rats, sometimes not) awaits almost everyone, mouse or man, who does not conform."

- Kate DiCamillo, "The Tale of Despereaux".

[ieg]

literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf

[septic-salad]

[evastratt]

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

[jupiter-is-rising]

"If I relaxed my body now, I'd fall apart. I've always lived like this, and it's the only way I know how to go on living. If I relaxed for a second, I'd never find my way back. I'd go to pieces, and the pieces would be blown away. Why can't you see that?"

-Haruki Murakami, from Norwegian Wood.

[koko2unite]

when your job is supposed to be easy but there's this stupid cat that makes it hard

[missinyouiskillingme]

[missinyouiskillingme]

at least we‘ll always be under the same moon

[l-a-l-o-u]

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

[rumade]

Going through the pile of books to go to charity shops and there’s this amazing kids history one that’s literally like

Give your friend a neolithic burial

[rumade]

Exactly

I’m so glad this post is finally reaching the people it was meant for; weird little kids who liked playing history and death

The book also had instructions for making a paper replica of a mammoth bone/hide hut 🦣 🛖 and I was never allowed to take over the living room and do it

[freenarnian]

Reblog to give your mutuals a neolithic burial 🦴🌼⚱️🗡️

[dsm-wannabe-linguist]

limited working proficiency in the streets, native proficiency in the sheets

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

had a dream that i was in a slasher type horror movie and i was the victim. except i was all the victims at once. i had to run around struggling to keep up with the narrative--rushing off to get murdered one moment & then lying around as a corpse & then slipping out the back window and coming around the front to discover the body--shit was exhausting. after a while i didn't even mind getting gruesomely murdered since it meant I got to lie down for a flat minute :\

[jupiter-is-rising]

#iconic

[firefox-official]

triangulated your boyfriends location and now im tracking him from the shore sorry

[jupiter-is-rising]

I made you a poem:

hey

-me

I wrote a response:

Hello :)

- i

[jupiter-is-rising]

The term shedding is such a good way to describe someone growing into something bigger, better, even. It's so vivid a description. Like a snake's skin, you're getting rid of it entirely. It's gone. You're genuinely changed. And, in most cases, for the better.

[jupiter-is-rising]

WINONA RYDER PLAYED THE LOVE INTEREST IN AN ADAM SANDLER MOVIE?????

[catchymemes]

[minicy]

[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

More evidence that cats bond with us by mirroring us.

I’ve read accounts here on the Tumblr of a trans man whose cat lowered the pitch of their meow, after he started taking T. So I suspect this woman sings a lot around the house, and her cat is like: “That’s just how we do things in this clowder.”

[firefox-official]

Maybe I’ll switch to Google ‘cuz ur attitude is terrible

aw boo hoo bitch enjoy your ads

[jupiter-is-rising]

#😭😭