aw yeah oh yes

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Who should I add to my tomodachi island next (you can also give suggestions)

will wood

Mike ness (Social Distortion’s front man)

my cat that went missing a year ago 😞

Minecraft Enderman

Voting ended onJun 4

[jupiterssecondlargest]

I know I said to myself "sigh i never get interesting dopplegangers" but I can't stop laughing. like is he being serious

[jupiterssecondlargest]

so I went to 711 to get some snacks, and I thought "hm im feeling a little sick today so i'll get some citrus. yes yes orange juice" and I grab the orange juice and purchase my things. I open it and take a drink. tastes a little funny. probably nothing to worry about. I check the expiration date. whilst looking, I notice the label. orange blend. blend? BLEND?

TURNS OUT i bought orange BLEND by accident, which is orange, pear, apple, and lemon juices??? who thought of this? its okay i guess but im a little upset by this. "orange blend" yeah okay whatever hippies

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me: slang has gotten out of hand these days. The kids don’t know how to speak eloquently, they’re just blabbing about nonsense. The slang words we have mean almost nothing, it’s all brainrot. Sigh I hate the literacy crisis.

also me: aw yeah totally sandwich-maxing rn. This half of bread is so jelly pilled. Peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly