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[just-a-dinomask]

Dino's AU; Celestia always lied.

This is a heavy work in progress. This first page does include any trigger warnings, Jaradiru is an oc, so is Badli, Bala, and Itomna.

Missing posters of Kaeya, Zhongli, Childe, Itto, Razor, Kinich, Ororon, and Ifa litter the streets of Teyvat. The traveler sets out to visit a newly discovered land west of Monstadt, known as Karnu, which isn't under the rule of the Achons but rather a combination of the peoples. The place is highly developed, and has different forms of tech that are much more complicated than that of Fontaines. 

The first person the traveler meets here is a teen named Jaradiru, a boy who constantly works on coding small robots, who mentions that he has seen Childe and Ororon, but none of the other missing persons. He offers to help look for them, and the traveler hands over a missing poster of each person. Jaradiru begins to show the traveler around, who's welcomed by most who Jaradiru introduces them to, outside of one. This one is a black-cat man named Itomna Pusa, who regards the traveler with skepticism and indifference, even though Jaradiru insists that the traveler is friendly. Still, Itomna refuses to trust the traveler. After leaving Itomna alone Piemon wonders why Itomna has such a short tail, which Jaradiru says not to worry about, as Itomna Naturally has a short tail. After roaming the streets for a while the traveler will come across Badil and Bala, a pair of siblings who help keep the laws in check. Badil is a tall, thin woman who sports a sword, and the older sibling. Bala is a tall male who is relatively built, just a little bit taller than his sibling. They both sported black hair, black scales, and clawed hands. They run an identity check on the traveler and Piemon, and accept a few missing posters. After submitting the missing posters, Jaradiru continues to show the traveler around. Eventually, Paimon would ask: "So, why are there no statues of the seven here?" To which Jaradiru would reply; "The seven? Who's that?"

"You know, the archons?" Jaradiru would express confusion and interest; "I've never heard of an archon before.....is it the people who rule the outer lands!? We don't have one of those, I don't think they've ever come here...." 

"How can you NOT have heard of an archon? Aren't they like the center of Teyvat?" Jaradiru would shrug. "I would guess that there's something about this land that scares them off, or possibly we've only just drifted close enough to the main landmass."

"Drifted? Is this island not connected to the seabed?" Paimon would ask. "No, no, sorry. We've discovered that landmasses are connected to large plates that drift over a layer of magma, and move slowly over each year." Jaradiru would explain quickly. "I guess that makes sense," Paimon would say, then pointed at the fountain in the center of town. "TRAVELER, look over there! It's the archons, well, minus Zhongli, Venti, and Furina, plus Neuvillette, Wriothesley, Yae Miko, Diluc......Flins and a harbinger? Let's go take a look!" The three would make their way over to the large group. "Ah, traveler, I expected you to have arrived," Wriothesley greeted, "I'm guessing you're on the same business as us?" "If you're talking about the disappearances, yes!" Paimon would answer. "And who might you be?" Ei stated, glaring at Jaradiru. "I'm Jaradiru! I work for a tech company here in town!" Jaradiru would answer, completely oblivious to the distrust as Yae elbowed Ei. "You seem quite young to already have such a taxing job." Miko would state. "It's a blessing and a curse." Jaradiru would sigh, "Anyways," Paimon would interrupt, "why do we have a harbinger here!?" "Ah, I am Pantalone," the fatuus stated calmly, hair flat and dripping, like a liquid, "and two of our own went missing as well. I'm sure you're already familiar with Dottore, and I was the one most acquainted with him, so I already knew where he would usually run off too." "Wait, so you're not here on evil business?" Paimon asked. "This place doesn't have an archon, much less any god. I doubt we would need anything that we can't get through simply buying or trading." Pantalone stated, waving a hand. "I guess that makes sense. So, Jaradiru, where did you say you saw Childe and Ororon go off too?" "Oh, right, follow me!" Jaradiru would say quickly before running ahead. "Leave it to the traveler to already have someone with a lead." Mavuika would state before her, and everyone else followed.

[just-a-dinomask]

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Jaradiru stopped at the edge of a forest, “This is as far as I go, these forests are running wild with deer…and they don’t like to share their land.” He explained, handing a traveler a map. “No one saw them exit on the other side, so they're somewhere in there. Be careful, alright? No one let themselves get cornered!” He instructed, looking over everyone. “Thank you for the warning, but I’m sure-” 

Wriothesly had begun before Jaradiru cut him off, “No buts! Vision holders or not, these creatures aren’t run by the abyss. They act on their own accord, and they hate humans. Someone who ran in here, I’ll just call him hat guy, cot chased into a pit by one of those things.” Nahida spoke up, “Hat guy? Was he wearing blue and white clothing, hair similar to Ei’s here?” “I think so,” Jaradiru answered. “WAIT, is the wanderer missing too?” Piemon shreeked, worried. “Oh, no.” Nahida giggled, “He told me he was going to be on a trip, so he probably wouldn’t answer any letters. He did say if I had any, he’d pick them up in Monstadt.” “Oh, whew, that's a relief.” Piemon sighed. “It’s still not good that he got chased into a pit though,” Aether said, “Well, he did get out, but he was muttering some strange stuff and had a forbidden book in his hand….so he's probably a lost cause.” Jaradiru pipped, “Oh, well I’ll have to go check on him. Do you know where he went?” Nahida asked. “Yep, towards that giant, icy mountain over there.” “Dragonspine,” Neuvillette pondered, “why would someone from Sumeru wish to go there…?” “I dunno, but I should get going, I’ll be late for my shift!” Jaradiru said before quickly running off. “I’ll go find Wanderer, will you all be able to manage without me?” Nahida asked. “Yes, I’m sure we should be able to handle whatever we may encounter. Are you sure you will be alright?” Neuvillette worried, “Yes, I’ll ask someone from the knights to guide me through the mountain safely.” Nahida assured, “I’d recommend Amber, she tends to know her way around, plus her pyro vision would be of much use.” Diluc spoke up, uncrossing his arms. “I’ll keep that in mind, thank you Diluc!” Nahida pipped before leaving. “We should make our way in, try to find some clues before nightfall.” Wriothesly recommended, stepping foot into the woods and moving a branch out of the way. Aether nodded, walking into the forest, Piemon following close behind. The forest, apparently called Sakhi Forest, was quiet. Deathly quiet. “Are we sure we can trust that boy?” Ei asked, causing Yae to look up from her tracking. “Ei, focus on searching for people,” She hissed, then went back to brushing leaves out of the way. “Footprints!” Neuvillette came over, eyeing the shoeprints and brushing more leaves out of the way. “Two pairs, one man about 5’11, boots for all terrain….the other 5’3, simple dress shoes.” He diagnosed, “Which of the missing fit this?” “5’11 sounds like Ajax,” Pantalone stated. The banker was awfully slow, barely keeping up with the group, “He often gets the same exact kind of boots for himself. The smaller one…..not Dottore.” The banker shook his head with a sigh, “I would assume Venti.” Diluc stated, “Kaeya wears boots, fancy ones, and Razor wears more worn down shoes.” Neuvillette nodded, “So that's two out of nine.”

“Wait, are we not going to ask how the banker and Diluc know this?” Piemon asked, worried. “I keep track of all fatui spending, which includes items bought.” Pantalone huffed, offended. “Well, Kaeya’s my brother, I helped raise Razor a little bit, and I’ve had to return the bard's shoes multiple times.” Diluc listed, annoyed. “Well, to get back on track,” Wriothesly said, Miko and Neuvillette giggling slightly, “we seem to be going in the same direction they were. We should keep moving.” He helped Neuvillette stand up, Ei doing the same for Miko, and the group began to get going.

[just-a-dinomask]

Dino's AU; Celestia always lied.

This is a heavy work in progress. This first page does include any trigger warnings, Jaradiru is an oc, so is Badli, Bala, and Itomna.

Missing posters of Kaeya, Zhongli, Childe, Itto, Razor, Kinich, Ororon, and Ifa litter the streets of Teyvat. The traveler sets out to visit a newly discovered land west of Monstadt, known as Karnu, which isn't under the rule of the Achons but rather a combination of the peoples. The place is highly developed, and has different forms of tech that are much more complicated than that of Fontaines. 

The first person the traveler meets here is a teen named Jaradiru, a boy who constantly works on coding small robots, who mentions that he has seen Childe and Ororon, but none of the other missing persons. He offers to help look for them, and the traveler hands over a missing poster of each person. Jaradiru begins to show the traveler around, who's welcomed by most who Jaradiru introduces them to, outside of one. This one is a black-cat man named Itomna Pusa, who regards the traveler with skepticism and indifference, even though Jaradiru insists that the traveler is friendly. Still, Itomna refuses to trust the traveler. After leaving Itomna alone Piemon wonders why Itomna has such a short tail, which Jaradiru says not to worry about, as Itomna Naturally has a short tail. After roaming the streets for a while the traveler will come across Badil and Bala, a pair of siblings who help keep the laws in check. Badil is a tall, thin woman who sports a sword, and the older sibling. Bala is a tall male who is relatively built, just a little bit taller than his sibling. They both sported black hair, black scales, and clawed hands. They run an identity check on the traveler and Piemon, and accept a few missing posters. After submitting the missing posters, Jaradiru continues to show the traveler around. Eventually, Paimon would ask: "So, why are there no statues of the seven here?" To which Jaradiru would reply; "The seven? Who's that?"

"You know, the archons?" Jaradiru would express confusion and interest; "I've never heard of an archon before.....is it the people who rule the outer lands!? We don't have one of those, I don't think they've ever come here...." 

"How can you NOT have heard of an archon? Aren't they like the center of Teyvat?" Jaradiru would shrug. "I would guess that there's something about this land that scares them off, or possibly we've only just drifted close enough to the main landmass."

"Drifted? Is this island not connected to the seabed?" Paimon would ask. "No, no, sorry. We've discovered that landmasses are connected to large plates that drift over a layer of magma, and move slowly over each year." Jaradiru would explain quickly. "I guess that makes sense," Paimon would say, then pointed at the fountain in the center of town. "TRAVELER, look over there! It's the archons, well, minus Zhongli, Venti, and Furina, plus Neuvillette, Wriothesley, Yae Miko, Diluc......Flins and a harbinger? Let's go take a look!" The three would make their way over to the large group. "Ah, traveler, I expected you to have arrived," Wriothesley greeted, "I'm guessing you're on the same business as us?" "If you're talking about the disappearances, yes!" Paimon would answer. "And who might you be?" Ei stated, glaring at Jaradiru. "I'm Jaradiru! I work for a tech company here in town!" Jaradiru would answer, completely oblivious to the distrust as Yae elbowed Ei. "You seem quite young to already have such a taxing job." Miko would state. "It's a blessing and a curse." Jaradiru would sigh, "Anyways," Paimon would interrupt, "why do we have a harbinger here!?" "Ah, I am Pantalone," the fatuus stated calmly, hair flat and dripping, like a liquid, "and two of our own went missing as well. I'm sure you're already familiar with Dottore, and I was the one most acquainted with him, so I already knew where he would usually run off too." "Wait, so you're not here on evil business?" Paimon asked. "This place doesn't have an archon, much less any god. I doubt we would need anything that we can't get through simply buying or trading." Pantalone stated, waving a hand. "I guess that makes sense. So, Jaradiru, where did you say you saw Childe and Ororon go off too?" "Oh, right, follow me!" Jaradiru would say quickly before running ahead. "Leave it to the traveler to already have someone with a lead." Mavuika would state before her, and everyone else followed.

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

marry a random moot lmao

maybe @digital-saint11, @seleyaaaa, @commander-starscream-the-great or @just-a-dinomask.

[just-a-dinomask]

I'm in a nearly 2 year long relationship lol

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

i suggest polyamory :D

quadruple polycule :D

[just-a-dinomask]

Can't, he'd die on the spot

And vainish into ashes-

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

who and why

[just-a-dinomask]

My lover

Because he consists of stupidy

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

marry a random moot lmao

maybe @digital-saint11, @seleyaaaa, @commander-starscream-the-great or @just-a-dinomask.

[just-a-dinomask]

I'm in a nearly 2 year long relationship lol

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

i suggest polyamory :D

quadruple polycule :D

[just-a-dinomask]

Can't, he'd die on the spot

And vainish into ashes-

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

marry a random moot lmao

maybe @digital-saint11, @seleyaaaa, @commander-starscream-the-great or @just-a-dinomask.

[just-a-dinomask]

I'm in a nearly 2 year long relationship lol

[just-a-dinomask]

i'm worried about you </3

I've been all over, rlly bored, and Tumblr stopped showing up in my notifications ;-;

[herpsandbirds]

Western Rat Snake (Pantherophis obsoletus), LEUCISTIC, family Colubridae, Texas, USA

photograph by Tim Spuckler

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

HOLY FUCK @just-a-dinomask @seleyaaaa @demonmew25 @1tzazrael

[just-a-dinomask]

I live in that state :3

[the-etcetera-archive]

Covers from issues of Genes to Cells, a journal from The Molecular Biology Society of Japan. Since 2011 they've featured very clever plays on traditional Japanese woodblock prints.

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

@demonmew25 @just-a-dinomask LOOK GUYS

[just-a-dinomask]

Wow

[jeff-offical]

I don't think you ever knew but I think mpreg offical held a poll on who they should mpreg blast... You won.

I know... I mean, the mpreggers ( @mpreg-offical, @mpregnator-offical @mishacollins etc.) have agreed that they will wait until they deem @ffej-offical and I ready to have a kid... which I am totally ready for. *cough*

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

Reblogging so you cant edit

[jeff-offical]

Okay, fight fire with fire. Turning this into a notes game. Fifteen per person note limit

Green: Completed Blue: In progress Red: Reached but no longer possible

Twenty notes: I drink a glass of water (repeatable every twenty notes, until it gets to the point where I can no longer safely).

Fifty notes: I fully tidy my room.

One hundred notes: I draw my wardrobe.

One hundred and fifty notes: I draw @ffej-offical and I's house

Two hundred notes: I do my social studies Homework.

Two hundred and fifty notes: I go to bed fifteen minutes earlier each night.

Three hundred notes: I start to work out regularly.

Three hundred and fifty notes: I start learning to sing (formally).

Four hundred notes: I post some of me singing

Four hundred and fifty notes: I write for fifteen minutes each day.

Five hundred notes: I post my writing.

Five hundred and fifty notes: I *will* complete my cloak.

Six hundred notes: I start to practice impersonating Sherlock (BBC)(his voice).

Six hundred and fifty notes: I learn to impersonate the voice of the Tenth Doctor.

Seven hundred notes: I post the Sherlock Impersonation.

Seven hundred and fifty notes: I post the ten impersonation.

Eight hundred notes: I re-tidy my room (it'll be messy by the time we reach this).

Nine hundred notes: I talk to my mum about therapy.

2000 notes: I propose to Ffej.

Mr. Misha Collins, if you see this, it is because I accidentally tagged you in the initial post and I am being peer pressured into taking care of myself+making you see this.

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

@just-a-dinomask hehe mpreg blast >:3

[just-a-dinomask]

0v0

[questions-about-blorbos]

If your Blorbo were real, would you defend/support them and their actions?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 26, 2025

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[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

SURVIVAL INSTINCT

@just-a-dinomask

[just-a-dinomask]

Absolutely not

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

who is your blorbo again

[just-a-dinomask]

Muzan is the main guy.

Then there's Sukuna.

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

the worst crime of Muzan that i remember is killing the Lower Moons but killing humans is survival instinct at its finest: nourishment and self-defense

[just-a-dinomask]

Large scale manipulation

My version of Muzan is very different from cannon

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

okay alright

however, remember that demons are a highly intelligent species and therefore, just like every human, are completely capable of manipulation

[just-a-dinomask]

Yes

Muzan is more than aware what he is doing is wrong, the difference between mine and cannon is that mine has remorse, cannon doesn't.

[questions-about-blorbos]

If your Blorbo were real, would you defend/support them and their actions?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 26, 2025

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

SURVIVAL INSTINCT

@just-a-dinomask

[just-a-dinomask]

Absolutely not

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

who is your blorbo again

[just-a-dinomask]

Muzan is the main guy.

Then there's Sukuna.

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

the worst crime of Muzan that i remember is killing the Lower Moons but killing humans is survival instinct at its finest: nourishment and self-defense

[just-a-dinomask]

Large scale manipulation

My version of Muzan is very different from cannon

[questions-about-blorbos]

If your Blorbo were real, would you defend/support them and their actions?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 26, 2025

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

SURVIVAL INSTINCT

@just-a-dinomask

[just-a-dinomask]

Absolutely not

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

who is your blorbo again

[just-a-dinomask]

Muzan is the main guy.

Then there's Sukuna.

[questions-about-blorbos]

If your Blorbo were real, would you defend/support them and their actions?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 26, 2025

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

SURVIVAL INSTINCT

@just-a-dinomask

[just-a-dinomask]

Absolutely not

[todayintokyo]

“Sparrow and bamboo” by Itō Nisaburō

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

@just-a-dinomask

[just-a-dinomask]

Birb

[nakakabaliw]

S t a r w a l k e r

we have the Original Moonwalker

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

@just-a-dinomask the fastest i ever tagged you LOOOK

[just-a-dinomask]

Oh

[homosexuality-offical]

Homo will you formally adopt me and train me to be your heir *bats my gay eyelids*

ew no that’s what @boykisser-offical was for. Till I decided I wasn’t gonna fucking die

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

@just-a-dinomask Kokucore for like. 400 years at least

[just-a-dinomask]

More or less

[just-a-dinomask]

You are mine now

?????????

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

ngl i thought it was a moth at first .D

[just-a-dinomask]

Lol