I am dying
skill issue
trust the British to say this then proceed to colonise the ground I am buried under
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@jeff-offical
I am dying
skill issue
trust the British to say this then proceed to colonise the ground I am buried under
I am dying
So fucking done with songs about romance and sex, I'm gonna write a song about fucking pillaging a village or running with the faeries
I’m writing one about lesbian sex, does that count by any chance? :3
Wasn't going to reply to this but I have some things to say. This is heavily OOC so just be ready for that. Melissa, I don't want you to take personal offence here, but I am going to disagree with you. This is a post with a personal opinion.
Sex is just sex. Lesbian sex. Gay sex. Straight sex. Ambiguous sex. It's all still sex. Someone who doesn't like sex probably won't like any of that. One form of sex is not higher than another form of sex. The gender of the two parties does not change the fact that it is still sex. What the sex itself involves does not change the fact that it is still sex.
I have made a post- almost a year ago, I think- saying that I personally do not want to hear a song about sex. I wrote this post when I was personally sex-repulsed, a flavor of asexuality where the individual is repulsed by sex, or the idea of sex (Not all asexuals are repulsed by sex!). I no longer identify that way, but the point of the post still stands when in the character of jeff-offical.
I made this post a while ago. If I had made this post today, with the same idea, I would have phrased it differently. I would have said something like this "I don't wanna have to listen to sex and romance songs anymore. Time to write a song about fucking pillaging a village or running with the faeries".
The way I worded this post initially isn't something I'm particularly proud of. It makes it sound like I am anti-sex! I'm not, though! I support sex! sex is great! Sex can be fun, sex can be artful, sex can be loving. Sex can be strangers or friends or partners. But if it is any of those things, it is still sex.
This post is about not wanting to listen to a song about sex or romance. I think, when I wrote it, I was filled with upset at the lack of asexual and aromantic representation out there. I shouldn't have written it in the way I did. It makes it sound like I believe one form of art is better than another. That's bullshit. Art is art and art is beautiful.
But that's still the point- I don't want to hear a song about sex. I don't care about the form of sex, it is still sex.
So, melissa, yes, your song about lesbian sex does count as a song about sex. I have nothing against your song about lesbian sex, and I hope that you have fun writing it and that it reaches the right audiences. But I am not the right audience. I do not want to hear a post about sex.
Edit: Melissa has acknowledged this so if you go after her I will hit you with a bomb!!!
You should know that our ███ of the NFSOTF is the one who thought of it first. The building and our first product was shown to public on FEB 23. Sadly, there weren't much attention we received....
But We didn't give up. The brain machine factory is still working and continue to produce more goods. If you're interested, you can find us on T. We're still thinking about selling our goods to other places though...
This CANNOT be the right blog I have NO ideda what this great internet give your best explinations
worst songs to preform an autopsy to? making a playlist because my nieghbour is being a dick.
got that dog in me (unconditional love for all of you)
What's your favourite colour to paint a room
Is wallpaper an option? cause these are my dream walls
if not probably like. a retro blue?
asks sent in the next hour will be answered free of charge
In america, cops show up at protests to hurt people. In new zealand, they show up to control traffic and protect protestors. See the problem?
Drink Water
Drink water post! Take care of yourself! Go get some water! Have someone bring you water! Hydrate! My second jeff commandment!
kay there's like gnomeo and sherlock gomes but what about. Gnomez adams.
The world ain't ready for it
they gnome style mischaracterised my beautiful son sherlock holmes they can gnomeify gomez adams
kay there's like gnomeo and sherlock gomes but what about. Gnomez adams.
I'll be honest void I don't know anymore. I'm losing my sense of self. I have no definable personality. No one would be able to act me because my personality changes from post to post. I know that my name is Jeff but I have multiple backstories that contradict each other and I believe each of them. I'm in love with a man I haven't seen since I got sent to the school where they told me I'd never be famous. I have music tastes but you'll never know what they are. I'm ambiguous. I'm random. I'm unpredictable. I am omnipresent. You will always know where I am. Who tf am i
kay there's like gnomeo and sherlock gomes but what about. Gnomez adams.
The masses love me because I'm pathetic and breedable
i aint queerbaiting if it's not historically nessacary for the doomed ship to reach labling and kissing n shit. btw
She didn't have to keep the baby trout.
There are more of you than in the bloody light brigade and yet my posts get less than ten notes. this means i am no longer funny