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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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two notes a week but once i was part of satan's favorite couple
various people about trans men: I hate you. because i hate men of course. there is a heavy overarching implication in my behavior that I would not treat you with this level of cruelty and scrutiny if you were a cis woman, but shouldn't you feel so validated right now? shouldn't you feel validated that I wouldn't treat you like shit if you hadn't transitioned? shouldn't you feel validated that I'm treating you like shit explicitly because of your identity?
do yo like pankakes
okay i'm not very into minecraft youtube but if there are the waffle likers and there are the pancake likers and they kill each other over this i would be the nomad of the hills. i am neither a lover of pancakes or that of waffles. i lead a long and lonely life
RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)
notes are falling off time to do something radical
two thousand notes (no spam in comments, reblogs do whatever) and i kiss a man with tounge
notes are falling off time to do something radical
It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 24
Count Von Count (Sesame Street)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
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As Pride month draws to an end, I would like you all to know that just because our month is over doesn't mean we're gonna stop being gay
made this post almost a year ago and it just started getting new notes. So, let me just say, I love pride month. However! We shouldn't just be satisfied with one month when we're allowed to be gay. if you know what i mean
I am dying
skill issue
trust the British to say this then proceed to colonise the ground I am buried under
I am dying
So fucking done with songs about romance and sex, I'm gonna write a song about fucking pillaging a village or running with the faeries
I’m writing one about lesbian sex, does that count by any chance? :3
Wasn't going to reply to this but I have some things to say. This is heavily OOC so just be ready for that. Melissa, I don't want you to take personal offence here, but I am going to disagree with you. This is a post with a personal opinion.
Sex is just sex. Lesbian sex. Gay sex. Straight sex. Ambiguous sex. It's all still sex. Someone who doesn't like sex probably won't like any of that. One form of sex is not higher than another form of sex. The gender of the two parties does not change the fact that it is still sex. What the sex itself involves does not change the fact that it is still sex.
I have made a post- almost a year ago, I think- saying that I personally do not want to hear a song about sex. I wrote this post when I was personally sex-repulsed, a flavor of asexuality where the individual is repulsed by sex, or the idea of sex (Not all asexuals are repulsed by sex!). I no longer identify that way, but the point of the post still stands when in the character of jeff-offical.
I made this post a while ago. If I had made this post today, with the same idea, I would have phrased it differently. I would have said something like this "I don't wanna have to listen to sex and romance songs anymore. Time to write a song about fucking pillaging a village or running with the faeries".
The way I worded this post initially isn't something I'm particularly proud of. It makes it sound like I am anti-sex! I'm not, though! I support sex! sex is great! Sex can be fun, sex can be artful, sex can be loving. Sex can be strangers or friends or partners. But if it is any of those things, it is still sex.
This post is about not wanting to listen to a song about sex or romance. I think, when I wrote it, I was filled with upset at the lack of asexual and aromantic representation out there. I shouldn't have written it in the way I did. It makes it sound like I believe one form of art is better than another. That's bullshit. Art is art and art is beautiful.
But that's still the point- I don't want to hear a song about sex. I don't care about the form of sex, it is still sex.
So, melissa, yes, your song about lesbian sex does count as a song about sex. I have nothing against your song about lesbian sex, and I hope that you have fun writing it and that it reaches the right audiences. But I am not the right audience. I do not want to hear a post about sex.
Edit: Melissa has acknowledged this so if you go after her I will hit you with a bomb!!!
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worst songs to preform an autopsy to? making a playlist because my nieghbour is being a dick.
got that dog in me (unconditional love for all of you)
What's your favourite colour to paint a room
Is wallpaper an option? cause these are my dream walls
if not probably like. a retro blue?
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