This thorn is about to take you down!

Name's Rick. They call me that 'cause that's my name.

[stonerfae]

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Annnd the weird thingies that are swing in’ back and forth are shootin’ at me. I should’ve known.

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You can’t fool me, game. That right there is a face.

And I don’t like it one bit.

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What did y’all kill and why did it have black blood?

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I look awesome all of a sudden. And a whole lot less wimpy.

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Yep. Door’s gone.

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Yep, this is definitely not your run-of-the-mill closet. Something’s in here. And it’s gonna pop out annnny second now.

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Somethin’ tells me that stuff’s gonna go down in there.

Not a big fan of the dark, I assume. Don‘t worry, lady. I don’t have a gun, but I know all about pressure points. Anything that pops outta there is gettin’ punched into space.

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Oh, that’s not a good sign.

Time to put those black belts to use.

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SHE WASN’T GOING IN FOR A KISS. TIME TO PULL OUT THE GUNS.

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Woah there. You’re awfully close, aren’t ya? I can’t tell if you‘re about to attack me or kiss me.

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Did this lady just eat chalk?

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This guy. I don’t like this guy.

If I had hands, his face would be beyond repair right about now.

Well then. I guess he took care of that himself.

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That pillow right there? It looks like it’s smirkin’.

Gonna have to keep an eye on this thing.

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Excuse me, ya had me go through a whole bunch of questions just to stick me with some random kid?!

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Not gonna lie, I’m kind of tempted to choose the pain option.

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Which circle of hell am I seein’ in the background?