While im high

Puerto Rico

[konoko]

[karnalesbian]

she read this post with her pussy

[vanessalengies-deactivated20260]

[bri-la-la]

AHHHH

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOREVER. 

[heyfunniest]

How to grow a man beard.

[girldwarf]

he had to plan this over weeks, he had to spend time taking pics doing this for weeks

[couchnap]

wouldn’t he have just taken these pictures in reverse order?

[scorntrooper-deactivated2024041]

you can’t LIE on the INTERNET

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

you go to Liar’s Jail when you lie about something as important as a beard. he looks like a reasonable man

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

[fbi-miles]

This is the FBI, we’ll give you space if you don’t want to talk right now, but we’ll always be here for you.

[just-bekuzzx1]

[just-bekuzzx1]

What I show

[bli-tza]

The Legend of Zelda - Minish Woods

[comparingmeerkats]

“can we have pizza?“ 

“yeah sure just get it out the freezer”

[victorious]

Pizza is pizza.

[fuerza-a]

umm no u must be from like montana or somethin and have shitty pizza cause frozen pizza usually sux

[victorious]

[animusrox]

[veshialles]

You say “pizza is pizza” but the instant pineapple/mushrooms/something else gets involved, half of you folks will turn on us. Hypocrites! Traitors! Heretics!

[childhoodruiner]

Nah son the minute you add pineapple it ceases being a pizza 🗣

[bscully]

If pineapple pizza is not actually pizza, does that make it a type of cake?

[dylan-hague]

Is deep dish pizza not just a type of cheesecake?

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

are these Cake or Pizza?

[just-bekuzzx1]

They’re all pies

[tastefullyoffensive]

The Kirbys of the dog world. (via paul_haine)

[minimalistwitch69]

always reblog 

[cartercorn]

I LOVE THEM

[st-pam]

[korralifts-deactivated20260117]

Please.

[vodkasam]

please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals

(an ace safe space)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is an acephobia free zone <3

[hispreciouslittlestar-blog]

o'course :)

[airbenderedacted]

[twitterlols]

come thruuu grandma 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[kanayoshiko]

no

[belalegoshi]

[childhoodruiner]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bpdvoid]

i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[ladyjolder]

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

[bongboops]

Demon to my now exposed leg:

[betaleon]

[gunzonyatmblr]

Bruh this shit was amazing

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

GO BABY GO OMG

[thaunderground]

Poetry in motion

[datmos]

My jaw dropped

[viqueen]

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!! 

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

[fauxfable]

the tail wag on her way down