i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

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i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian
happy day of everyone ceasing to die or age guys!! we made it!!
Kind as fuck nice mummy
Good job, prev
I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies
I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.
What will one day destroy each of the 50 US States
Alabama - Absorbed by Wyoming Alaska - Absorbed by Wyoming Arizona - Absorbed by Wyoming Arkansas - Absorbed by Wyoming California - Attempts to contain the spread of Wyoming by rigging itself with nuclear bombs Colorado - Absorbed by Wyoming Connecticut - Absorbed by Wyoming Delaware - Absorbed by Wyoming Florida - Missing, presumed absorbed by Wyoming Georgia - Absorbed by Wyoming Hawaii - Absorbed by Wyoming after the state survived California's suicide attack and continued to grow Idaho - Absorbed by Wyoming Illinois - Sacrifices itself trying to give Kentucky enough time to find the lost sword Indiana - Absorbed by Wyoming Iowa - Absorbed by Wyoming Kansas - Absorbed by Wyoming Kentucky - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone and is not strong enough Louisiana - Absorbed by Wyoming Maine - Absorbed by Wyoming Maryland - Absorbed by Wyoming Massachusetts - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone, and is not strong enough Michigan - Absorbed by Wyoming Minnesota - Absorbed by Wyoming Mississippi - Absorbed by Utah Missouri - Begs Utah not to go down this path, and is cut down Montana - Absorbed by Wyoming Nebraska - Absorbed by Utah Nevada - Tries to offer itself as a servant to Wyoming, telling it that together they could rule the world, but is absorbed New Hampshire - Absorbed by Utah New Jersey - Absorbed by Utah New Mexico - Gives its energy to Utah in the hopes that it will be able to stop Wyoming New York - Absorbed by Wyoming North Carolina - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone, and is not strong enough North Dakota - Absorbed by Utah Ohio - Absorbed by Wyoming Oklahoma - Absorbed by Wyoming seconds after it finishes deciphering the runes on the handle of the Wyoming Slayer, managing only to croak out the word, "Too" Oregon - Absorbed by Wyoming Pennsylvania - Absorbed by Wyoming Rhode Island - Absorbed by Utah South Carolina - Sacrifices itself in order to get the Wyoming Slayer to Utah South Dakota - Absorbed by Utah Tennessee - Absorbed by Utah Texas - Absorbed by Utah Utah - Attempts to wield the Wyoming slayer and is burnt by its protective magics Vermont- Absorbed by Wyoming Virginia - Plunges itself into the gullet of the ever growing Wyoming to recover the sword which it ate Washington - Absorbed by Wyoming West Virginia - Absorbed by Wyoming Wisconsin - Cries, "I know what Oklahoma meant!" as it readies itself for its last stand. "Not 'too'! Together! It must be used together!" then reaches its arms into the monster's mouth, and takes hold of the sword with Virginia and with all the other states that have been eaten and lends its strength to all of them for one final attack, even as Wyoming's claws dig into its farmlands Wyoming - Stands startled for a few seconds, before beginning to crumble
i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.
Happy Easter and an Exciting Status Update!
(Art by @s0ckh3adstudios)
An appropriately eggy holiday for an adorably eggy human! Hope everyone's enjoying the coming of Spring! But with the coming of Spring, one thing must spring to the forefront of your mind!
Where is the release date for the demo????
Well... I'm very happy to inform you...
Happy Easter and an Exciting Status Update!
(Art by @s0ckh3adstudios)
An appropriately eggy holiday for an adorably eggy human! Hope everyone's enjoying the coming of Spring! But with the coming of Spring, one thing must spring to the forefront of your mind!
Where is the release date for the demo????
Well... I'm very happy to inform you...
Happy Easter and an Exciting Status Update!
(Art by @s0ckh3adstudios)
An appropriately eggy holiday for an adorably eggy human! Hope everyone's enjoying the coming of Spring! But with the coming of Spring, one thing must spring to the forefront of your mind!
Where is the release date for the demo????
Well... I'm very happy to inform you...
Happy Easter and an Exciting Status Update!
(Art by @s0ckh3adstudios)
An appropriately eggy holiday for an adorably eggy human! Hope everyone's enjoying the coming of Spring! But with the coming of Spring, one thing must spring to the forefront of your mind!
Where is the release date for the demo????
Well... I'm very happy to inform you...
what in the ever loving hell is this gif
wheredid everyone come from. are we tadc
why is it always some cunt named simon getting into situations
adventure time. soma. infinity train. I swear to god
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Bentley and Iris belong to @silviaflowers , Cas, Alexander, and Ernest belong to @capt-marty
Sorry I grew out of it all and that I changed, you are all so very important to me and I likely wouldn't be half of who I am without the time we spent together. Thank you for indulging me and being there while I was there
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