lila's boredom base

lila/lilac ☂️ | she/her + zae/zem 🌸 | 🇵🇭 | i have too many hyperfixations all the time ‼️

[lila-rayne]

maybe i'll edit this to be an intro post later

ok for realsies here take this

[redstonedust]

a week into artfight i would like to give out the following reminders: it is okay if you thought you were going to participate but ended up not having time. it is fine if you started out enthused and then lost steam. you do not owe anyone revenges. you are not 'behind' and you are not letting anybody down. it is a silly little game for fun. do not forget this.

[foone]

When you go to the doctor's office, if you're a woman, they should give you a gun to use on the doctor if they dismiss your problem. Same if you're fat. Fat women get two guns in case the doctor really deserves it

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[heroineimages]

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

[lilyaceofdiamonds]

I love it when linguistic charts put the translation of what they mean (ex: hear ye = listen up y'all)

It reminds me of the time my family was watching the Fellowship of the Ring and Gandalf is fighting the Balrog. When he went ‘Fly, you fools!’ my younger sister asked what that meant and instantly my dad replied ‘get goin’, stupid!’. Anyway, it makes me laugh every time.

[comikbook]

lets make bad art together

[comikbook]

[comikbook]

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

[junglejim4322]

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

[vsingers]

new favorite tweet

[moonybear]

op i hope you know about the guy on r/kitchenconfidential

[teaboot]

TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"

[teaboot]

Ways that sex is like a waffle maker:

1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"

2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes

3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE

4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit

5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time

6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean

7. ??? I prefer crêpes tbh I don't get it

[teaboot]

Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13

[systimming]

🐈 - orange cat stim toys

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[clawcakes]

PREV TRUTH NUKE

[shower-raccoon]

my sibling is playing through Deltarune chapter 5 again. we noticed some very... weird things, despite it being the normal route.

Jackenstein was dead, despite having every chapter 4 recruit (and seeing the cutscene that PROVES JACKENSTEIN LIVED in chapter 4)

the Ice-E sign had a more disturbing Ice-E than before

Jockington grew the beard without being interacted with

we used the middle save file, on switch if console matters. can anyone confirm any of these to be normal Deltarune fare, or is this copy haunted?

[shower-raccoon]

this is what the Ice-E sign looks like in this save file btw. either we didn't notice the face change the first time around, or something's going on here

[seadevilez]

my feaking awesomes

[whitenoisewife]

that's right, go outside. it's beautiful.

[gogeyama]

[justsomeguycore]

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

[justsomeguycore]

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

[krispdreemurr]

lmao I'm in the discord for the question answers and someone sent "sjelter" and just got back "'Sjelter'?"

[helioclipse]

[inappropriatelycorporeal]

[prisma-palace]

This is not Heaven. Waters rise and batteries fail.