Oops, My Bad!

We really need to stop meeting like this.

Fuck you.

I don’t need your approval. I’m trying here, don’t judge until you’ve struggled with something like this.

elise-schuester-blog

No manners, I see. Sure you’re not under the influence right now? That’s how you speak to me usually.

You keep bringing it up like a month is some kind of huge accomplishment. I’ve sort of lost faith.

#elise #andrew #FUCK I FORGOT SHE DIDNT KNOW

Fuck, Elise. Isn't that a little harsh? And yeah, I'm not the role model of the year but I think he can do what he wants you know? He is older than both of us.

What is this about being sober though?

We really need to stop meeting like this.

ainsleegreys

Oh no, just because I’m not getting any, doesn’t mean you can’t. I should probably have a system before entering rooms.

I still should be a little more classy.

But how would you know when to use it?

#ainslee #when was it?

We really need to stop meeting like this.

[Pulls away and looks at his phone.] Good news, I got off two minutes ago.

Ahh, I see how it is. I was your distraction so the last few minutes of work would go by faster.

We really need to stop meeting like this.

Screw work.

I don't think work is what you wanna screw.

We really need to stop meeting like this.

elise-schuester-blog

You two are disgusting.

I think you're overreacting.

#elise

We really need to stop meeting like this.

I really don’t care.

#andrew #//i have so many kissing gifs this little ho

Mmm....What about work?

We really need to stop meeting like this.

ainsleegreys

Wow, it’s like God is throwing my lack of sex life into my face. I need to thank him.

#ainslee #she needs lady kissses from florence obviously

-She pushes the guy away- Shit. Fuck. Sorry.

We really need to stop meeting like this.

elise-schuester-blog

This has to be a joke.

#elise #andrew #im replying to both yolo

Elise? Ummm. Hi?

We really need to stop meeting like this.

I disagree.

#andrew #//I HAVE FALLEN AND CANNOT GET UP

This is hardly classy.

We really need to stop meeting like this.

#tngopen #like they can walk in and see her or be the person #UP TO Yooou

"OH HI"

Because i’m your waiter now.

Fair enough. I guess I should stop talking your ear off and order, right?

"OH HI"

Yes?

If you've noticed me here so many times, why are you talking to me now?

"OH HI"

My apologies, ma’am.

Nice to meet you.

It's nice to meet you too, latte boy.

I have a question for you.

"OH HI"

Okay i’m gonna stop being a liar and weird. I’m Andrew.

You were lying?!? Oh Andrew, that is minus ten points for you.

I'm Jamie.

"OH HI"

Actual size.

Pity.

"OH HI"

[Smiles and walks away before coming back about five minutes later.] I present to you, my masterpiece. [Sets down a latte in front of her with a very child like drawing of a penis in the foam.] Truly magnificent.

Classy. Is this based on the real thing?