Jul 2, 2018
“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”
So is:
wearing two different fabrics
eating pigs and rabbits
wearing torn clothes
having short hair
having tattoos
having more than one type of plant in your garden
going to church in the first 2 months after you’ve given birth
masturbating
wearing jewlery
remarrying
women saying anything in church, ever
eating lobsters
divorcing
eating fat
touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period
cross breeding
people with flat noses becoming priests (?)
cheating
saying God’s name
gossiping
going to church if your balls are injured in any way
wizards (?)
so we’re all going to hell anyways.
