ken

27 yo • I'm just 3 rats in a trench coat

[zuccnini]

Lifelong Swamp Friends. 

[hawstar]

[qreyert]

quick drawing of arven bc I love him

[niedopalek]

the oldest women you’ve ever seen in your life will be at JoAnn Fabrics

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

that’s joann fabric herself

[pixelyte]

Just three Pokémon friends ugly-crying together~

[trustymikh]

a chonker

[quirkysplats]

Are you being serious right now?… 🐻😒

[arirna]

[divorcedcastiel]

[carcinized]

the “affirmations” the official shark week instagram posted are really funny. like yeah Mecore tbh

[cattycattitude]

You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

[cattycattitude]

A helpful visual:

[shrimpmilf]

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

[griancraft]

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

[bird-cannibalism]

“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off.  flawless

[rougey]

"Friends, enemies, and those still under review"

[antique-scarecrow]

[memewhore]

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

[sylvrndoodles]

most tired-looking dude ever

[starwarsfilms]

The LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special (2020)

[bane-of-technology]

[notreallybeccab-deactivated2023]

I LAUGHED TOO HARD