cherry valley forever
Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
PR's Tumblrdome
roma★
YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird
Keni
ellievsbear
noise dept.
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
dirt enthusiast
Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Stranger Things
Game of Thrones Daily
will byers stan first human second
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@just-shower-comebacks
This is a kind message to @just-shower-thoughts,
I really respect you as an individual, and have no personal grudges towards you. The content I post is solely intended to make people laugh and nothing else. (OP and literally anyone else), I sincerely apologize to you if I ever said something that offended you (like, if you have time, just drop it in the ask box or something) and I hope you stay safe.
... aaaahhnd probably get out of that shower someday.
JK JK
Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.
Sue ‘em for false advertising.
Wait, op? How do you know that?
Have you been eating condoms again?
I— listen I'm sorry, okay?
If the world was flat the edge would be the most famous attraction in the world
Gonna yeet myself right off.
the average death per a person is higher than 1
Gotta up my kd.
There are more buttcheeks in the world than people
Not for long.
Who the fuck designed the shower thoughts logo guy? They got no brow bridge and a huge underbite
They have a normal jaw but a massive head.
Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.
Sue 'em for false advertising.
When approaching an intersection and the light turns yellow, it technically doesn’t matter which pedal you press. Just pick one and press it hard.
Clutch?
It is difficult to write a character with a fundamentally different sense of humor than yours.
Not if you have observation skills.
Sloths must be hella bitter about an entire deadly sin being named after them.
@wingedcatninja
Every room is a living room
Morgue?
At some point you’ve made a subconscious decision that’s saved your life without even realising
Well, I'd like to go back and change that.
Air vents in film are always way too clean
Surprisingly large enough for a person to comfortably crawl through too.
The beach is the only place you can bury a child without garnering too much attention.
Depends upon whether it's alive or not.
If the world was flat the edge would be the most famous attraction in the world
Would want to be the first one to launch myself off of it.
Life gives you the test before the lesson
It's two in the morning I read it as: "Life gives you the zest before the lemon" and I was like: "Oh, okay?".
Thousands of deaths in an action movie don’t have the same impact as a single death in an horror movie.
Wow dude it’s almost as if context and presentation of what happens in a work of art affects how it feels to the audience
