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@axolotlsauce

i love my wife I'm pandora! ...for now... I say words sometimes. From now on I'm gonna just talk about my OCs as if you know who they are. heh. Aspiring Girl. She/her and also monumentally stupid I'm about as old as a nintendo wii. You can tell because my back problems get worse every year

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axolotlsauce

if you ever see me reblogging artwork of attractive women, please understand that this is because seeing them made me feel an indescribable emptiness in my soul

vivian-the-barbarian

But you always reblog lots of artwork of attractive women....

axolotlsauce

anyway

#there it is

weaver-z

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

weaver-z

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

butch-king-frankenstein

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

butch-king-frankenstein

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

butch-king-frankenstein

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

parawyrm

thegreatgoatby

sorry for lack of art ive been busy locking in on artfight. been updating character refs hooray!!! everyone get on artfight now

arturia-giallo

PLAY BALL ! ⚾ by ProfNote [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

elierlick

This energy though

krongbly

The amount of transphobes that just don't know anything about swords or fencing is fucking killing me. Firstly, alot of fencing competitions are gender neutral. Secondly even if someone who did have a massive strength advantage entered a fencing competition that still wouldn't help them too much because a duel with swords is very rarely decided on strength. It doesn't matter how strong you are, if your opponent hits you that's a point for them. Fencing is won entirely by fucking knowing how to fence, shockingly.

Also, anybody commenting "Why is her hair greasy. She needs to wash her hair" needs to step outside the house like atleast once in their life. Girl just won a fencing competition and she was wearing one of these 👇 the whole time

SHE WAS FUCKING SWEATY

pyroy3

lmaoo

pyroy3

this post was brought to my attention today and I checked her twitter and this made me happy

transition timelines are one of the greatest things we have in the world

the-haiku-bot

transition timelines

are one of the greatest things

we have in the world

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#oh my goddddd #Good for her isnt enough. Amazing for her #literally embodying that one meme

softichill

I think abt this tiktok all the time

thesadcyborg9million

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

The fact that every other Sin Homunculus in FullMetalAlchemist really strongly embodied the sin they were named after would imply that Lust was, like, really really horny the entire time but it just never came up

#catgirl watches fullmetalalchemistbrotherhood #fma brotherhood

Okay this one made me laugh way more intentionally

Hawkeye is just the best goddamn character

#catgirl watches fullmetalalchemistbrotherhood #fma brotherhood #She even has a little smirk before this... she was so smug about thinking of this ruse #I mean doylist-ly the smirk is to make you think that SHE'S envy. but still.

prokopetz

At this point I've seen like three unconnected pieces of American media set in a superficially idyllic small town with a big fuckoff lake that functions as a liminal boundary between the Known and the Unknown and in which a major character attempts suicide by drowning, and now I'm wondering if the Liminal Death Lake is just a thing American small towns have.

ionized-alpaca

stellazwurld

chapter 6 prediction

chrisberi2

put THAT on your little wiki.

shanks

KRASHENA

Every time a villain gets as much as five seconds of screentime in fullmetal alchemist they become my favourite anime villain ever until another villain speaks and then they're my favourite

Anyway Envy is such a top-tier shithead

#catgirl watches fullmetalalchemistbrotherhood #okay actually that might be exhaggerating. I dont care for sloth