Failures aren't immune to cute girls

@axolotlsauce

I'm pandora! ...for now... I say words sometimes. From now on I'm gonna just talk about my OCs as if you know who they are. heh. Aspiring Girl. She/her and also monumentally stupid I'm about as old as a nintendo wii. You can tell because my back problems get worse every year

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axolotlsauce

if you ever see me reblogging artwork of attractive women, please understand that this is because seeing them made me feel an indescribable emptiness in my soul

vivian-the-barbarian

But you always reblog lots of artwork of attractive women....

axolotlsauce

anyway

#there it is

fawfulydoo

i painted that one animal crossing gif on a canvas

axolotlsauce

HAPPY WEDNESDAY THE 27TH OF WHATEVER THE FIFTH MONTH IS

#i SCEHEHDUDULED THIS LAST YEAR!#ON MONDAY LAST YEAR! IN MAAAAARCH!#ITS ME FROM THE PAST HELLO #FUTURE-PANDORA YOU BITCH YOU'D BETTER HAVE BEATEN DEUS EX

🎶if I had the wings of an angel🎵

🎵then none of my clothes would fit🎶

🎶so instead I'll take the wings of a chicken🎵

🎵with buffalo sauce to dip🎶

I think you should at least try the angel wings dipped in buffalo

How are you doing i havent heard from you in over a week. I missed you

Awww! I missed you too, but also tumblring has become, like. an anti-habit. I will return eventually.

axolotlsauce

My favorite image

The Late Worm Gets To Live

vivian-the-barbarian

i haven't seen hide nor tail of you in 10 days

axolotlsauce

im kinda just chilling off of tumblr, but I check my notifications every now and then...

My favorite image

The Late Worm Gets To Live

I have a traffic light. What should I do with it?

is that the red light? You can build it into a shield that prevents cars from coming near you

dark-eddsworld

ur basically forcegiggling people when you tell funny jokes, dont you know how problematic that is? ur rlly ok with noncon chuckling??? wow ok, freak. no wonder u listen to smileslut all the time...

princestpearl

A Princess is a type of Girl with Fangs and Paralytic Venom

Jojo's is awesome because a character will set themselves on fire for a plan and their enemy will set themselves on fire in order to relate to them enough to find their weak spot and that'll work

I SAW AN ACTUAL REAL CYBERTRUCK TODAY???

THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO EXIST OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET

I love when youtubers open a video like "If you've been an organism on this planet in the last few weeks, there's no way you HAVEN'T heard about THIS BURNING DISCOURSE" and then they serve me some bullshit ive never heard of before. its always comforting to know im not as online as I could be

#scheduled for a magical hour (about 3pm)

chkq-deactivated20260531

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

Oh steam is having a normal one today