Just Shower Thoughts Thoughts

Brief and semi-serious reactions to Just Shower Thoughts.Alternatively, me telling redditors to go fuck themselves. Often both.

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Now that cell phone are becoming more waterproof, it might start to be more appropriate to shove people into pools again.

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Don’t do that.

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There are more airplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky.

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“A thing that can happen happens more than a thing that is impossible”

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If Parks and Recreation and Rick and Morty have taught me anything it’s that hating guys named Jerry is a cool thing to do.

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Don’t forget Undertale!

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If I die in the same hospital as I was born in the average velocity of my life would be 0

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Only relative to Earth.

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We encourage ugly people to love themselves but hate pretty people who do

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We do not encourage ANYONE to love themselves. If you think we do you need to look at the comments of people who aren’t thin, white, and conventionally pretty’s photos.

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What if after you die, God asks you “So, how was heaven?”

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Hell will get very crowded from people punching that smug dick right in their face.

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It would be super awesome, if men could wear war paint just like women wear regular makeup.

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There is literally nothing stopping you.

(except, like, dress codes and shit. But you know, days off and stuff.)

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Think of how much cleaner the world could be if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes.

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That’s not how canes work and would e a terrible idea even if it were.

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There should always be at least one man and one woman onboard the ISS as a backup for humanity, just in case.

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Humanity needs to be deleted.

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I’ve never seen an Asian homeless person.

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How could you possibly know that.

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Laptop designers need to test their product at 4 am in a dark room half asleep and THEN decide if their brightness setting goes low enough

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What do you think designers are trying to do, make a functional and useful product? Ridiculous.

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As individuals, humans are amazing. As a race, we’re terrible.

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*insert Men in Black gif*

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This whole Oscar outrage is the biggest bunch of spoiled actors not getting enough attention and pulling the race card to make sure they get it.

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Look I know reddit/4chan shitlords take pride in not knowing anything but seriously I hope your dentist rips your eyes and teeth out and you choke on your own blood.

That’d be funny.

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Imagine being so upset by another blog that you don’t block them. Oh no. You go and make a new blog specifically to make replies like yours, to the blog that you hate.

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Aww, that is so cute.

You think I hate a bot blog, showing you haven’t read a thing on here, and think smug reaction gifs make you clever.

It’s like a shitty cat got a blog, only that’d be hilarious.

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Grand Theft Auto games are going to suck when self driving cars become the norm.

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I assure you the GTA series doesn’t need any help in sucking.

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Who pisses the shit smear off the inner toilet bowl in lesbian households?

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It’s called ‘cleaning the toilet’.

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A 1st edition trading card is priceless but a 1st edition college textbook is worthless

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It’s almost as though those are two different things.

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If they made up modern-day Friends it would just be six people sitting around the table with their cell phones in their hands for 30 minutes

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Weird, I thought whiny 40+ year-olds generally stuck to facebook and/or terrible political cartoons.