Skate fast, eat ass

2S métis / they / 27

[kittenslurpingmilk-deactivated2]

[daggerfall]

What the fuck is happening in Daggerfall

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[flipchild]

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[homeofhousechickens]

Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.

[homeofhousechickens]

Very important to duel your brother every single day.

[scarletafterglow]

[night-of-the-stimming-dead]

"It took me 9 yeareals to collect the cereals"

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[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

[heathcliffbot]

07/13/2026

[the-smart-name]

so sad… only healthclef is living in the moment 😔 everyone else on phone 😔😔😔

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[rikacreature]

when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

[charrfie]

Sparkle on! It's Wednesday! Don't forget to be yourself, Jerma!

[charrfie]

Every now and again someone reblogs this and I am haunted by the fact that almost every big name streamer and jerma himself and notable voice actors and apparently the fucking spongebob squarepants art team have referenced this picture I made and I only have 4k notes on it

[tallgayclownboy]

Gargantuan lore drop but I NEED a source on that SpongeBob one

[charrfie]

You got it boss. From the episode "bubble bass reviews" in 2023

[ominous-signs]

Using my power as a gimmick blog to spread the ORIGINAL post even more far and wide because how the hell does this only have 5kish notes. Please. What.

[hogout]

REAL MEN HOG.

[ampervadasz]

[thickness-protection-program]

Edward Cullen energy

[jultheevirgo]

what does that mean?

[thickness-protection-program]

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[thecryptkeeper]

i love women

[foodonmydog]

Feta Cheese.