Kobyeet the round bois

~I'm married~

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[ghostdog-md]

Reposting because of the comments

[miss-asshole-deactivated2022042]

Reposting cuz I haven’t laughed this hard in a while… And its so relatable it hurts.

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

[best-of-memes]

[saintsideways]

this one’s a keeper

[1-800-i-love-you]

I have queued this since June 19th

[aggravatedvincevaughn]

Me as a husband

[thatsthat24]

[just-thot-thoughts]

So this blog of mine is the fucking deadist......

FUCK

Im not dead on main tho...okay maybe a lil dead on main

Main is @despakobyeeto

[just-thot-thoughts]

Hey so did you ever write that story about the cultcoven?

No, sorry :-(

I kinda fell out of writing for a while

[just-rainbow-thoughts]

Hello? How are you? Been a good bit since we talked

I’ve been doin just fine, school’s an oof, I got into homestuck, lowkey missing you because you’re why I’m in this coven, how bout you?

[just-thot-thoughts]

I'm p good, school starts back up for me tomorrow, kinda feels weird talking to people over the internet again but other than that pretty eh

[robloxmilf]

reblog + tag if you’re taller, shorter, or the same height as miku

[tropicalwave]

[just-thot-thoughts]

When ever I log into this account it always feels so fucking bright

[bottomsurgery]

[balta-naktis]

jesus

[dekuking]

straight men deserve a noble piece prize for this

[drunkvanity-deactivated20161113]

stop spreading this rude ass meme

[assigned-cryptid-at-birth]

STOP SPREADING THE ORIGINAL MEME

[canadiangold]

best thing i learned today: “The Loud American” role in Japanese businesses

[canadiangold]

nobody asked but imma explain anyway

no idea how it came up, but my programming prof was talking about his friend who works for Nintendo Japan who’s secondary role is The Loud American, and my prof explained what that was and how it came about

see, in Japan you do not talk back to your boss. you just don’t, even if they have stupid ideas and want the company to act on them. Like Nissan did sometime back. But since the other employees couldn’t do anything about this terrible idea that would ruin the company, they called in an American who had no reservations about telling the boss that their stupid idea was a stupid idea

and that’s just become a role in Japanese businesses, where they keep an American on staff who plays up the American stereotype and tells the boss what the Japanese employees can’t or won’t out of societal norms

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

dream job.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

How much do they pay per hour for me to sit around and every so often storm into the bosses office and call his ideas stupid as fuck?

[aviculor]

modern day court jester

[faythinthemusic]

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

[savordance-lifesupport]

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

[apoeticmindset]

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

[ghoulvalentines-archive]

One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.

[osheamobile]

gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood

[icansus]

since notch is transphobic, i am now the new creator of minecraft please refer to me as “creator of minecraft” from now on

thank you 

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[unlimited-memes]

Ben’s restroom

[extra-caffeinated]

Only Bens allowed

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

do u remember those fuckers those…

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

THESE

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

And theyre called….. oh no-

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

Hey baby ;)

Wanna touch my Groan Tube

[goattrain]

Neon Groantube Evangelion

[durbikins]

[grimmtidings]

I can literally feel the walls of reality breaking down around me the longer this video plays.

[smitethestate]

That’s what the apocalypse sounds like.

[jennytrout]

I’m not usually one to promote censorship, but whoever made that thing should be thrown in jail.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Talent shows like Britain’s got talent become much more disturbing when you realise that it’s just 4 rich people dangling money in front of poor people and telling them to dance for their entertainment.

[justshowerresponses-beepbeep]

What The Fuck

[themidnightsnaccwhackshack-blog]

Reblog if you support

-male witches

-lgbt+ witches

-spoonie witches

-impeaching the trump administration