fat hangry owl

30 y/o guy waiting for something that might never come

[basingstokemercury]

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[slurmpinheimer]

me researching french so I can write my harrykim fanfiction accurately

[drop-dead-dropout]

[nyaa]

Why did you come back to tumblr?

[chryza]

Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

[fipindustries]

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[angelshake]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

[notarobot1006]

[jetlaggingbehind]

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

[growingsucculents]

Legs

[sweetchimera-art]

escape

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[colubrina]

[nevereverbird]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I’m making marinara sauce again, time to insult Italy through cooking

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Okay so update: I remembered that I have a bit of duck fat in my fridge leftover from an important meal so the onions are being caramelized in duck fat which feels fancier than what I should be doing

I also purchased a can opener because the last time I bought tomato paste I opened the can with a kitchen knife and spite

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Having my trust the process moment

Picture taken before adding all the tomato

[iraffiruse]

[tim-official]

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

[stella-draws-things]

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

[64mpg]

google used to know what i was talking about