fat hangry owl

30 y/o guy waiting for something that might never come

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[scorpionlafemme]

God forbid a girl be both kind and full of rage.

[animenightcrew]

[theawkwardvirgin]

Ok I tried this and it was a HUGE hit!

Main recommendations: Season the dough AND season the filling. Also, make smaller loafs, about the size of a spatula head, for easy flipping!

Here’s how they look! Recipe below (doubled bc I have a big family).

Loaded Potato Loafs

Poke holes in and boil 6 large potatoes until soft

Peel potatoes (do this after boiling to retain nutrients and get the texture needed for the dough)

Mash into a smooth puree

Add 4 tablespoons of melted butter

Add 10 tablespoons of flour

Add a bit of pepper and a good amount of garlic salt

Mix until it forms a soft dough

Lay out plastic wrap and grease with a little oil

Place 1/8 of the dough into the plastic wrap and flatten it into a round shape

Add shredded cheese, shredded chicken, bacon bits, more garlic salt, chives, and Italian seasoning.

Grab the plastic wrap and use it to fold each edge of the dough over, starting with parallel ends. Make sure the dough is sealed all over and doesn’t break. It should be about the size of a spatula head for easy flipping.

Airfry two at a time. Fry one side at 450 degrees for 7 minutes

Flip with spatula and airfry other side for another 7 minutes

ALLOW TO COOL BEFORE EATING

[whitealbum]

does anyone else feel like we need to raise the standard for writing quality across all mediums like right now

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[sappho-ilmarinen]

The three types of industrial music:

This is how sex should feel like

Angry germans yelling

Construction workers hitting washing machines with hammers

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[erionmakuo]

🏹 Cover illustration for THE BIRD AND THE BELL by Sarah K. L. Wilson AD: Stephanie Hess

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

yall ever miss your own energy?? like damn wtf happened to me??

[rosieandthemoon]

Gauntlet pendant from wingedlion on Etsy

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[glassrunner]

CYBERPUNK 2077 | Carmel Street

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[beardedmrbean]

[marinella-ela]