Young, rich, and tasteless.

"Oh, hello. My name is Alex Vane, I'm 20, and I just might care who /you/ are if you tell me. Don't be shy. /I'm/ not. And I don't bite /too/ hard. I can be easy to get along with, and, um..unpleasant, if you piss me off. But that's not likely to happen, is it?" ((Psychotically cruel and intolerably pretty, meeting Alex might mean a really fun night or a pretty horrifying one. He's a bit of a diva and a talented liar, so..be careful. Independent OC RP, will chat with anyone but please read the About page first! FC is Ezra Miller, I own/created none of the photos/GIFs of him posted here.))

[forrestxgrace-deactivated201403]

i wanna rp with you but im just too shy to even go to your ask a book written by me.

[nbchannibal]

FIRST SHOT FROM HANNIBAL SEASON 2!

[just-untrustable-archive]

 eyesonfire--x said: *spits water everywhere because april has a daddy fetish*

[just-untrustable-archive]

Older!Alex loves being called "daddy" in bed. (◕‿◕✿)

[trappedinthepit]

"Hey do you wanna rolepl-‘

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) of fucking course I wanna roleplay don’t even ask

[just-untrustable-archive]

Let me put on a show for you, Daddy.

“Oh.” 

"Go ahead, then." 

[just-untrustable-archive]

Are you a big boy?

He blinked confusedly. "Uh, what..? Yes, I guess?" 

[thecenturionwhowillnotwait-deac]

Reblog if I can send you darker starters.

[anon-loki]

[fobwatched-mydearwatson]

Things I do because I’m stupid:

Start new things when I’m overwhelmed

Take over a week to get to a message

Like/Draft your reply and take 600 billion years to reply

Accidentally lose a thread and be too shy to ask for it

Accidentally lose an ask while we were plotting

Never talk to you

Things I do even though I don’t hate you: 

Everything on that list

[just-untrustable-archive]

■ - Violent headcanon♦ - Emotional headcanon✿ - Happy headcanon● - Sad headcanon♠ - Painful headcanon♥ - Love headcanon

■ - Violent headcanon

Alex has beaten people to death (or nearly to death) before. Smaller ones than him, of course, but still. 

♦ - Emotional headcanon

He’s become absolutely boss at learning and mimicking emotions. If he felt so inclined, he might be a fantastic actor. 

✿ - Happy headcanon

His brand of humor isn’t exactly witty, so when he comes up with something clever he gets this really adorable pleased-with-himself look for a second or two. 

● - Sad headcanon

He doesn’t really feel sadness, ever. 

♠ - Painful headcanon

He broke his foot once as a kid. 

♥ - Love headcanon

While he has no problem saying it, he understands the importance people place on saying “I love you” and understands how long to wait until he says it. 

[notoquesnada-blog-blog]

Toxic || Audrey & Alex Vane [just-untrustable]

[just-untrustable-archive]

He focused for a few seconds on catching his breath, stretching and running a hand through his damp hair. Wondering briefly if it looked okay, he glanced around for a mirror which he evidently couldn’t find. His hands, then, wandered down to his shirtfront to smooth it out, to his pants to dust them off. 

Finally, he looked to her, glancing up and down her quickly with no visible impression. As his breathing slowed, an easy smile crossed his face. His jacket, draped over his forearm, swished as his hand moved to rest on his hip.

"What, you’ve never seen a guy running for his life before?" Still gasping slightly, of course, but his voice sounded even enough. 

[notoquesnada-blog-blog]

At the question, Audrey had to fight her inner eye from flickering back to when she was running a submarine, the image of men sliding behind a door to save the rest of the crew made her clench the wrench in her hand a bit tighter. Her full lips pressed together as she frowned. “Only when they’re running from me.” She quipped instead, not impressed by his smile or how he smoothed his clothes. 

She leaned against the car, crossing her arms over her chest. “Why are you running for your life?” Audrey asked, figuring it had to do with how much money had to be carrying if he was wearing something like that. 

[just-untrustable-archive]

"Very funny," he answered with a scoff and another unconscious check on his hair. He very well could have told her he'd just spent the past twenty minutes or so sprinting from the police, but even he was smart enough to see what a bad idea that would have been. 

"I'm--" his eyes wandered as he tried for a good lie, but oddly enough nothing came to him immediately. His eyes met hers again, an almost puppy-eyed stare. "Um--look, I just need somewhere to lay low for a while. Not too long, really. Can I, or not?" 

[evelynromanova]

Nightmares | | @just-untrustable

[just-untrustable-archive]

Alex shut his eyes and kept his mouth on hers as long as he could, smiling as he pulled away. Her kiss, it seemed, was a sort of confirmation that she wasn’t afraid anymore—not too afraid, anyway. He was sure they could go back to sleep, hopefully well past the morning and into the afternoon.

"Don’t worry about it, Ev," he cooed before leaning in to leave a long kiss on her cheek.

[evelynromanova]

Evelyn stayed enveloped in him, feeling the warmth of his lips was very comforting to her. Especially knowing he accepted it. The feeling made her warm up, and essentially calm herself down. “I’ll try not to,” she whispered, feeling his lips return to place at her cheek. “Okay,” she mumbled, laying herself back and pulling some blankets over, “I guess i’ll try to sleep now, will you be able to fall back asleep?” she asked, almost still feeling sorry for waking him up.

[just-untrustable-archive]

As she lowered herself back to the bed, Alex lowered with her--not pinning her, only draping himself lightly across her and carefully ready to retreat. He handled her as he would something fragile; putting on a soft and gentle smile and brushing a hand across her hair. 

"I can try," he replied with a soft laugh. "Can you?"

[a-killersmind]

OPEN:

[a-killersmind]

Being intoxicated and high on drugs, caused her to do unexpected things. For example, she wrapped her index finger around one of belt loop, pulling his body closer to her. She wrapped her arms around his neck, 

              “I think you missed me.”

She nearly shouted, not too loud of course not wanting to risk popping his ear drum. She wasn’t thinking properly in fact she wasn’t thinking at all. This wasn’t how she acted but why not change a bit? It’s no harm to anyone. Is it? 

[just-untrustable-archive]

Whatever she'd given him might have been quickly kicking in--his head felt lighter and a sort of mental static was creeping over his thoughts, the kind that so often led to confused, blurry mornings. Still, Alex never thought of mornings. Her arms were around him, his body was near his; and all he cared to focus on was how he danced against her. 

"I guess I did," he cried back, laughing. "I'm glad I didn't." 

[just-untrustable-archive]

Eating Out, @Jac

[just-untrustable-archive]

He swayed forward and snickered once she caught him, looking to his shoulder to nip at her again, finally kissing her cheek. “We’ll see. I can be kinda picky when it comes to stuff like that. Sometimes.” He nudged her again. “Lead the way.”

[not-the-hunted]

"I hate you," she mumbled, sighing almost contently. What they had was almost domestic and fucking hell, she was tired of it. Not that it mattered. "Be picky all you want, after we go through our little rouse for the public and your parents. Then we’ll be good with your picky. Kay?"

[just-untrustable-archive]

He heard her sigh--a bizarrely soft and almost sweet sound to hear--but barely gave it a second's thought. "I hate you too," he'd answered without missing a beat.

"And--yeah. Okay. I sort of trust your tastes. Sort of." He paused for a beat. "Okay, not really. But still." 

[evelynromanova]

just-untrustable started following you

[just-untrustable-archive]

Involuntarily, a giggle (and another, and another) slipped from between Alex’s lips. It was typically an advantage (though throughout his childhood he’d always hated the fact) that he was, indeed, ticklish. He squirmed and fell to the grass again as her fingers found the most sensitive spots around his ribs.

[evelynromanova]

Evelyn couldn’t help but laugh along with him, her fingers just gently pressing the most vulnerable spots she could find, and it was his ribs that she noted had his laughter at an all crazy high, and made her laughing even harder than before. Soon, she stopped, probably sooner than she would’ve wanted, but her arms felt a cramp of some sort — something she wasn’t adjusted to, nor knew she could felt. Suddenly, she grasped her right arm and rubbed it, then shortly after her stomach. “Ah, I hurt now. You made my stomach hurt, ah-ha,” she gasped, unable to contain herself. “That was fun,” Evelyn smiled, still clutching her stomach.

[just-untrustable-archive]

Alex was flopped in the grass, breathless as well with laughter. Though he wasn't aching yet, the fact that she'd cracked up entirely made him snicker until he was. 

"I didn't even touch you," he gasped, his voice high as the sentence dissolved into laughter again. He curled as he rolled onto his side, resting his head in one hand as he looked up at her, smiling. 

[just-untrustable-archive]

@Evelyn

[just-untrustable-archive]

The fact that Evelyn seemed to trust him so much struck him as useful more than anything else; while he appreciated more of a challenge at times, being able to so easily handle someone the way he did with her was, to him, quite fun. 

He thought for a moment, however, not wanting to drag her somewhere he knew (or would assume) Evelyn wouldn’t like. As he stood and stretched a bit, he bit his lip and finally shot her a smile. 

"I have an idea," he finally declared. "Do, ah, do you need some time to get ready?" 

[evelynromanova]

Evelyn watched as he stood and stretched, a questionable smile spreading at her lips when he bit his lip. It made her wonder what he was even thinking. “Ready?” she glanced down at herself and then shot up from her seat in an alarmingly quick movement. “Oh, OH!” she exclaimed and grabbed her hair. “Why, how serious is what your planning? Or… is it some of that surprise kind of stuff?” She quirked a brow, nibbling on the inside of her cheek with massive nervous energy.

[just-untrustable-archive]

Calculating though he could be, Alex in fact hadn't planned so far ahead. He expected to stumble through the afternoon essentially improvising anything he could come up with and banking on the fact that things would simply go his way (as they were wont to do). He had an idea, a whim, and that was enough. 

"It's...a surprise," he assured her, after pausing to think. Leaning, he kissed her forehead quickly and grinned at her. "Just get ready." 

[damnedcowgirl-deactivated201306]

Put one (or more) of the symbols in my inbox and I’ll make a specific headcanon

■ - Violent headcanon

♦ - Emotional headcanon

✿ - Happy headcanon

● - Sad headcanon

♠ - Painful headcanon

♥ - Love headcanon

♡ - Sex headcanon

☆ - Appearence headcanon

☠ - Death headcanon

♒ - Family headcanon

☮ - Friendship headcanon

▼ - Childhood headcanon

∇ - Old age headcanon

☄ - Food headcanon

★ - Education headcanon