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Merry Crisis Everyone!

#AHHHHHHHHHHHH

The amount of garlic i could use if people weren’t COWARDS

#viva la craig

“Do you think vampires would eat leeches like gushers?”

#4:30am thoughts with the SO

A little surprise for my coworkers

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If you could add one new character to your life, who would it be?

platonic grouch

tranquil bud

sexy grump

chill sibling

romantic sulk

encouraging elder

opportunistic malcontent

Voting ended onJun 7, 2023

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All y’all just have daddy issues huh

These are both so horribly wrong it’s funny

#i would go to jail in both of these circumstances

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Y’all see this shit? This stuff is single handily the most potent soap i have ever used. I feel so unimaginably clean like there is not a spec of sweat, dirt, or oil left on my body. This will make you question if you have ever actually been clean before

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So i accidentally got some in my mouth. It tastes like peppermint

#i have never been more tempted to eat soap #please do as i say not as i do #do not eat soap #cursed knowledge #the mind is strong but the impulses may be stronger

Y’all see this shit? This stuff is single handily the most potent soap i have ever used. I feel so unimaginably clean like there is not a spec of sweat, dirt, or oil left on my body. This will make you question if you have ever actually been clean before

#it has menthol or something too #i can feel the polar vortex betwixt my asscheeks #This is what they use for brain washing #Christmas spirit in may #holly jolly holy shit #cleaner than a new born’s criminal record

The irony

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Tipping after service is a compliment. Having to tip before service is extortion

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the concept of tipping enables businesses to avoid paying their workers by passing the burden and expectation to the customer and their goodwill which is fickle at best

to the two people i know irl that managed to find my tumblr

here’s a cookie