Hi

I'm Ashley. I love murder mysteries and food. I’m gonna read every book I can get my hands on.

[hymnism]

help me

[kennylogins]

[undeadentropy]

[sour-charity]

[randomampersand]

The tragedy and promise of tabletop game design lies in this paradox: how do you write rules for falling damage, when there is neither a minimum NOR a maximum distance a human being can fall without dying.

[oneheadtoanother]

[singlethread]

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

[lily-orchard]

ARE YOU AN ELF?!

[peachtea20]

Questionable math but thirty IS young.

[thereignclub-trc]

I just want to remind you that sometimes your life really doesn't begin until you are 26+... Romanticizing and obsessing over our youth is harmful. Growing up is beautiful. Discovering who you are and how you interact with the world is a gift. Maturing and learning what you truly want out of life and living in that purpose brings fulfillment and peace. Your life is not over in your early 20's because you haven't figured it out yet, it's just beginning.

[beardedmrbean]

[beemojis]

target audience

[beemojis]

it occurs to me that i am also the target audience

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[fyeah-tmnt]

Yes i'm part of the LGBT

Leenage Gutant Binja Turtles

[dandylovesturtles]

leo gonnie bikey and taph

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[reaumantic]

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

New weird horse just dropped, folks.

A spotless giraffe was recently born at Bright’s Zoo in Limestone, TN and was just announced in the media this morning. They’re starting a public naming contest for her, of course.

I’d love to know what type of mutation causes this lack of of pattern, but I don’t know if we have genetics on that for giraffes the way we do other species. As far as is known, she’s the first spotless giraffe ever documented!

[animentality]

[reallyndacarter]

It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

[strawberry-crocodile]

I’m seeing Long Video Essay Discourse start to rear its head in Twitter so I’m gonna head it off at the pass now: I fucking love super long video essays, they’re an experience I’m happy to tune in to, Youtube recently added chapters to videos so it feels much more segmented, I love this shit and I don’t care if it’s not for you.

[strawberry-crocodile]

I’m seeing Long Video Essay Discourse start to rear its head in Twitter so I’m gonna head it off at the pass now: I fucking love super long video essays, they’re an experience I’m happy to tune in to, Youtube recently added chapters to videos so it feels much more segmented, I love this shit and I don’t care if it’s not for you.

[akaiiros]

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

🗡️

(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)