I stand with my cancelled wife

E-boy this, E-girl that, and what am I? An E-diot

[mademoisellebianx]

𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓼  𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮  𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮  𝓯𝓾𝓷

Interview with the Vampire (2022) // M3gan (2023)

[reaumantic]

i started taking ssris and now instead of insane rambling about tv shows my notes app is literally just one note for bills and one note for exercises

[lesbian-malewife]

Even the top goes “👉👈”

[lesbian-malewife]

Never change, Tumblr

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

[beggars-opera]

So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

[noldorinwa]

I HAVE FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET

@georgeorwell @lordhellebore @francisperfectionbonnefoy @janiedean and everyone else have you guys seen this gem

[janiedean]

OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL  OF THESE RN

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[ricospriteart]

[bisexualrozanov]

#girl who is clearly healed and doing okay

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[fishpondfish]

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

[toyotathonics]

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

[darkcomedies]

a lot of rpf can be explained by the fact that actors are all like that with each other constantly but i never want to say that on here because it feels like telling a 7-year-old santa isn’t real

[darkcomedies]

actors hanging off of each other constantly isn’t a sign that they’re fucking it’s a sign that they were once in a BFA program and never relearned normal boundaries. when actors are fucking and it’s complicated they won’t even stand in the same room with each other.

[kendrysaneela]

Kerry Washington actually said this on a podcast once 😂 that if actors are all intimate and hanging off each other it’s fine there’s nothing happening but if they’re TRYING to stay apart and not acting coupley at all THATS the scandal

[helenvaughans]

[tsaescii]

and yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows

[op-la]

inspired by peter steele's playgirl cover

[op-la]

went back and added typo lol i tried

[mars-gallavanger]

I Grew Up Room Shaped!

[edgebug]

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw