I stand with my cancelled wife

E-boy this, E-girl that, and what am I? An E-diot

[mademoisellebianx]

𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓼  𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮  𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮  𝓯𝓾𝓷

Interview with the Vampire (2022) // M3gan (2023)

[op-la]

inspired by peter steele's playgirl cover

[op-la]

went back and added typo lol i tried

[mars-gallavanger]

I Grew Up Room Shaped!

[edgebug]

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

[vedurnan]

6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[the-frog-blog]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[relelvance]

It's bleed out and die thursday

[nem23]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[reaumantic]

wearing my devil tarot card necklace to my psych appointment to let her know we’re starting at square 1

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[reaumantic]

it’s 8pm and i got out of work i literally haaate being important at work 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag