just some memes

[vaememes]

THE    FIVE    SENSES     /      SENTENCE    STARTERS  .

some   may   be   nsfw   and   /   or   be   triggering.   

01    :     TOUCH .

❝ i love this [ FABRIC ], it feels satisfying. ❞

❝ your touch. it leaves me breathless. ❞

❝ your touch is unlike any other. ❞

​❝ have you ever felt anything more comfortable? ❞

❝ feel this. what does it feel like to you? ❞

❝ i wanted to see what it felt like. ❞

​❝ touch it. i dare you. ❞

​❝ you felt ice cold when i touched you. ❞

​❝ you feel warm to me. ❞

​❝ i love the feel of [ FABRIC ] against my skin. ❞

​❝ i love the feel of your skin against mine. ❞

​❝ i would never touch anyone else. ❞

​❝ i love the feel of your hair between each of my fingers. ❞

​❝ don’t you dare touch me. ❞

​❝ i want to feel your lips against my own. ❞

​❝ i can feel your pulse. it jumped. ❞

​❝ let me give you a massage. ❞

❝ you feel like home to me. ❞ 

02     :      TASTE .

❝ i love the taste of you. ❞

❝ i can never forget that taste. ❞

❝ fair warning, it does have a bitter taste. ❞

​❝ no offense, you just aren’t my taste. ❞

❝ can i have a taste of that? ❞

❝ i have yearned for the taste of your lips. ❞

​❝ that tasted pretty good actually. ❞

​❝ it just left a really bad taste in my mouth so no thanks. ❞

​❝ nothing taste better than chocolate. ❞

​❝ i’ve got something you might want to taste. ❞

​❝ i will forever savor that taste. ❞

​❝ blood has such a metallic taste. ❞

​❝ my taste buds are mad at me after eating that. ❞

​❝ how’s it feel to get a taste of your own medicine? ❞

​❝ you didn’t even taste it. ❞

​❝ trust me, you’ll want to taste this. ❞

​❝ i think it has a bit of bitter sweet taste. ❞

❝ so you tasted it, did you like it? ❞

03     :      SIGHT .

❝ i see you. ❞

❝ i’ve never seen things so clearer than i do now. ❞

❝ it’s too dark, i can’t see anything. ❞

​❝ how can you see anything? it’s pitch dark. ❞

❝ i’ve looked close enough and i see you for what you are. ❞

❝ please, just look at me. ❞

​❝ stop staring at me like that. ❞

​❝ get that light out of my face. ❞

​❝ it’s so bright outside today. ❞

​❝ what’s wrong? what did you see? ❞

​❝ you’re scared, you must have saw something. ❞

​❝ what i saw, you’ll never believe me. ❞

​❝ i’ve never seen you before. ❞

​❝ have we seen one another before? ❞

​❝ you see me for what i truly am. ❞

​❝ i didn’t see anything. ❞

​❝ did you see that? ❞

❝ i can’t believe my eyes. ❞

04     :      SOUND .

❝ shhh, i just heard something. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ what is that sound? ❞

​❝ i missed the sound of your voice. ❞

❝ do you hear me? stay away from me. ❞

❝ i hear you, loud and clear. ❞

​❝ i’m sorry, what was that? i didn’t hear you. ❞

​❝ i’ve heard that sound before. ❞

​❝ you didn’t hear anything at all? ❞

​❝ can you hear what they’re saying? ❞

​❝ aw, i love the sound of music. ❞

​❝ i never said i could hear them. ❞

​❝ wait, hear that? something is coming. ❞

​❝ i could hear screams … ❞

​❝ i heard you all the way upstairs. ❞

​❝ you didn’t just hear that? that sound? that noise? ❞

​❝ trust me, you’re going to want to hear this. ❞

❝ please, just hear me out. ❞

05     :      SMELL .

❝ what is that smell? ❞

❝ i have missed your smell. ❞

❝ you smell nice. ❞

​❝ it’s unlike anything i’ve smelled before. ❞

❝ i smell the food cooking from here. ❞

❝ do you smell that? ❞

​❝ how are you able to smell that? ❞

​❝ no offense but it really smells. ❞

​❝ it’s starting to smell. ❞

​❝ tell me, you’ve smelled this before. ❞

​❝ i know that smell, it’s the smell of lies. ❞

​❝ i can smell you from here. ❞

​❝ are you smelling me? ❞

​❝ i missed the smell of your hair. ❞

​❝ i need to step away, get some fresh air. ❞

​❝ do you smell that? that’s the smell of freedom. ❞

​❝ i could never erase your smell. ❞

❝ i can smell the fear on you from here. ❞

[evakvigmohns-deactivated2020111]

DARE ME SENTENCE STARTERS

there’s something dangerous about the boredom of teenage girls.

your lies, you can’t even keep track of them.

you think ____ is gonna protect you? they won’t.

we’ll see, won’t be? we’ll see if ____ is worth it.

you’re still my girl, right?

everything in life can’t always be clean and pretty.

one day you’ll break my heart.

it was raining like that night. remember? come on, you must remember that night.

you just smile, and you smile, and then you stab me in the fucking heart.

whatever we did that night i hope we had fun and if not worst-case scenario at least now we both have alibis.

it’s my fault for falling for it, for you, again and again.

how come? how come you never choose me?

nothing’s ever good enough for you.

love is a kind of killing. don’t you know that?

she was my girl.

i remember a time, way back, when my best girl never doubted me.

you’re gonna have to live with what you don’t remember. 

just you and me? 

why am i always doing bad things in your dreams? 

not everything is a game.

you care, till you don’t. until you get bored.

i guess i already know all your secrets. 

you can lie to everyone else, but you can’t lie to me.

don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Peer into my muse's memories

❤️- A happy memory that makes them smile

💙- A sad memory that makes them cry

💛- A memory that makes them feel angry

💚- A memory that makes them feel guilty

💜- A memory about one of their loved ones, happy or sad

💔- A memory that leaves them feeling lonely

❣- A memory that leaves them laughing

💕- A memory about their significant other

💞- A memory about their children

💓- A memory about their friends

💗- A memory about a good deed they did

💖- A memory that made them feel special

💝- A memory that made them feel loved

💘- A memory that gets their heart pounding

💟- Wildcard!!!

[promptfairy]

𝟑, 𝟒, 𝟓   ♡   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄

“  let’s go home.  ” “  um,  excuse me?  ” “  you broke it.  ” “  need a hand?  ” “  please,  help me.  ” “  i missed you.  ” “  i’m not sorry.  ” “  tell the truth.  ” “  what happened here?  ” “  got a minute?  ” “  life’s a bitch.  ” “  you’ve done enough.  ” “  i’m still learning.  ” “  don’t touch me.  ” “  was that you?  ” “  there’s no god.  ” “  you deserve better.  ” “  you’re a saint.  ” “  you are enough.  ” “  maybe you’re right.  ” “  this will pass.  ” “  you complete me.  ” “  you got this.  ”

𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑

“  don’t be so dramatic.  ” “  no guts,  no glory.  ” “  i’m calling for help.  ” “  run away with me.  ” “  it’s always been you.  ” “  some things take time.  ” “  you’re being awfully quiet.  ” “  please don’t hurt me.  ” “  snap out of it.  ” “  did you miss me?  ” “  how do i look?  ” “  i wanna get better.  ” “  whatever floats your boat.  ” “  i’ll love you always.  ” “  what are you waiting for?  ” “  at least i tried.  ” “  give me a kiss.  ” “  what’s the fucking point?  ” “  god,  i love you.  ” “  i’m doing my best.  ” “  i waited for you.  ” “  you woke me up.  ” “  stay with me tonight.  ”

𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄

“  you can’t keep doing this.  ” “  i think i love you  …  ” “  you make me feel special.  ” “  are you upset with me?  ” “  you need to heal first.  ” “  let me see the wound.  ” “  is your brain even on?  ” “  don’t give up on me.  ” “  you are perfect to me.  ” “  i can’t take this anymore.  ” “  you are my favorite person.  ” “  you had me at  ‘  hello.  ’   ” “  i wanted to see you.  ” “  don’t give me that look.  ” “  you’re a work of art.  ” “  i’m not scared of you.  ” “  i have  …  so many questions.  ”  “  do you think i’m stupid?  ” “  just tell me what happened.  ” “  i just want to help.  ” “  we need to be careful.  ” “  what did you just say?  ” “  i miss talking to you.  ”

[gvgvdans]

- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts

“ did you really have to be that honest? ” “ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ” “ you changed me. ” “ was this all just a joke to you? ” “ i don’t want to know. ” “ can we start over? ” “ you make me feel so insecure. ” “ i don’t know if i can love you. ” “ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ” “ of course it meant something! ” “ stop yelling! ” “ i gave up on you a long time ago. ” “ you think i care about you? cute. ” “ did you just forget about me or something? ” “ i still need you. ” “ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ” “ you said you would keep trying! ” “ no, you ARE strong. ” “ you promised me! ” “ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ” “ i gave you everything i had. ” “ your eyes can be so cruel … ” “ i can never do anything right can i !? ” “ i want my life back. ” “ stop crying. ” “ you should go. ” “ don’t come back. ” “ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ” “ just stop it. ” “ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”

[rpmememaker]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[villainsmemes-deactivated202503]

GENERAL

“Can you walk?”

“How did this happen?”

“What the hell happened?”

“I hit my head.”

“Did you hit your head?”

“Can you hear me?”

“Don’t close your eyes, stay awake!”

“Come on, stay with me!”

“No no no no no!”

“You shot me!”

“I didn’t mean to shoot you!”

“You stabbed me!”

“I didn’t mean to stab you!”

“Take the knife out!”

“Don’t take the knife out!”

“It was an accident!”

“That/this wasn’t an accident!”

“That looks broken.”

“I think my leg/arm is broken.”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Am I going to die?”

“You’re not going to die!”

“Calm down!”

“Don’t panic!”

“I can’t help you if you don’t let me!”

BLOOD

“Are you bleeding?”

“Don’t move, you’re bleeding.”

“Is that blood?”

“Whose blood is that?”

“That’s a lot of blood.”

“Do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Why do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Damn, I got blood on my shirt.”

“Don’t move, you’re losing blood!”

“I won’t let you bleed out!”

“You have blood on your face.”

“I swear to god, if you get blood on me…”

“What’s your blood type?”

“Why in the hell would you need to know my blood type?”

WOUNDS

“That cut is nasty.”

“You have a massive gash in your arm/leg!’

“Don’t touch it!”

“Don’t move, you’ll only make it worse!”

“I’ll get some bandages.”

“You’re going to need stitches.”

“That looks infected…”

“Did you get bit by something?”

“There’s no exit wound, the bullet is still in you.”

“There’s an exit wound, the bullet went through you.”

AFTERCARE

“How are you feeling?”

“How does it feel?”

“It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.”

“Let’s go home.”

“I just want to go home.”

“Let’s get you into the bathtub.”

“We need to change your bandages soon.”

“Get some sleep, okay?”

“You need to eat something, you’ve been through a lot today.”

“I’ll check up on you in a bit.”

“You’re going to be fine. I promise.”

[justamemedump]

More Memories

🌈 - A memory about when they first fell in love

🌋 - A memory about their first heartbreak

🏠 - A memory about their childhood home / where they used to live

📷 - A memory that comes with a picture they have

💡 - A memory that comes with an object or keepsake they have

🔪 - A memory about a dangerous situation

🎈 - A memory about a time they were safe and relaxed

📔 - A memory from a journal / diary entry

📝 - A memory of them getting to know / meeting my muse

🔗 - A memory about their proposal / wedding

🐥 - A memory about their children ( past, present or future )

👘 - A memory associated with an article of clothing they have

⚔️ - A memory about war

🌅 - A memory associated with a certain location

🏚 - A memory about exploration

🛤 - A memory about traveling

🌠 - A time they wished upon a falling star

🐕 - A memory of teamwork

🐺 - A memory about being alone

🌟 - WILDCARD

[promptfairy]

𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐄 𝐋𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐒   ♡   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

    some lyrics slightly modified.     change gendered language to your needs.  ♡

“  people say crazy things.  ” “  everybody here is watching you.  ” “  let me stay here for just one more night.  ” “  if you’re gonna let me down,  let me down gently.  ” “  where you go,  i go.  ” “  why don’t you remember?  ” “  i want you to love me.  ” “  you know my heart more than i do.  ” “  you’re gonna wish you never met me.  ” “  i’ve made up my mind.  ” “  nobody told me that you’d be here.  ” “  for me,  it isn’t over.  ” “  i see my future in you.  ” “  they say time’s supposed to heal you,  but i haven’t done much healing.  ” “  hold your breath   &   count to ten.  ” “  have i ever asked for much?  ” “  when will i see you again?  ” “  you’ve been telling people things that you shouldn’t be.  ” “  i hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited  …  ” “  i still care,  do you still care?  ” “  i can’t help myself from looking for you.  ” “  don’t underestimate the things that i will do.  ” “  i must’ve called a thousand times.  ” “  don’t forget me,  i beg.  ” “  say it ain’t so.  ” “  you’re like a dream come true.  ” “  why do you love me?  ” “  when was the last time you thought of me?  ” “  yes,  i swam dirty waters but you pushed me in.  ” “  i ain’t lost,  just wandering.  ”

[just-a-space-gay]

New Ask Game! What Pokemon Type/Type Duo Do You Think I Am!

[justamemedump]

just-a-space-gay :

[vhsmeme]

* phone call prompts

[ 📞 ] ‘ say something.’

[ 📞 ] ‘ it’s good to hear your voice. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ are you still there? ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ you’re lying. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ wait, don’t hang up. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ i need your help. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ are you crying? ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ i love you. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ i’m scared. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ i worry about you. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ where are you? are you okay? ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ don’t beat yourself up about it. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ hang on, i’m coming to get you. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ are you in trouble? ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ something happened. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ it’s me. can we talk? ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ i’ll stay on the phone until you fall asleep. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ i’m glad you called. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ i’m sorry about earlier. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ tell me you’re not planning on doing anything stupid. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ you have to promise. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ i have to go now. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ stop disappearing. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ i’m always here for you. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ you’re important. don’t forget that. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ i had a nightmare. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ leave me alone. ’

[ 📞 ] ‘ i trust you.’

[ 📞 ] ‘ i hate you. ’ 

[ 📞 ] ‘ it wasn’t your fault. ’

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Realistic Halloween Starters

“– He gave me a toothbrush. Let’s egg his house.” “Didn’t even try to decorate the house, huh.” “If you wear that ‘this is my costume’ t-shirt, I swear to god…” “Ew, I hate this flavor. Trade?” “Stop crying, it was just some dude wrapped in toilet paper!” “Wow, you sure put too much effort into this holiday.’ “They didn’t have any more candy so I asked for weed.” “DON’T GIVE KIDS ALCOHOLIC CANDY!” “Every time I sit down more kids show up at the door. I hate Halloween.” “Whoops, no more candy. Sorry. Bye.” “How cute. You look like you raided a dumpster!” “THAT COSTUME IS CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE!” “Apparently she’s dressed as a witch, but I don’t really see the difference…” “Aren’t you a little old to be trick or treating?” “I don’t think you should be having that much sugar…” “If you weren’t diabetic before, I’m pretty sure you are now…” “Bobbing for apples is gross. Every kid got spit in there.” “This house isn’t sca–AHHH!” “Kind of makes me wish something interesting would happen. Like murder.” “NO. NO OUIJA BOARDS!” “We’re going to a graveyard? What are you, thirteen?” “I’ve seen scarier Hot Topic cashiers.” “This isn’t right. Where are the slutty male costumes?!” “This party sucks. I’d rather be out getting free candy with first-graders.” “Yeah, because I definitely want to get arrested for trespassing tonight.” “You wasted all the toilet paper on the first house, there’s nothing left!” “Okay, so just hit the door bell and then run!” “It’s just a couple of broken eggs, it’s not going to damage the car!” “No way. People who have sex at parties die on Halloween. That’s just movie logic.”

[questionslisting]

Christmas Themed Questions o(◕ฺ∀ ◕✿ฺ)o

[theseasonalclub]

Mistletoe: Have you had your first kiss yet? If you haven’t, who would you share your first kiss with?

Star: List two things that you are good at.

Ornament: When you’re sad, what are some things that you do to cheer yourself up?

Lights: Describe your prettiest memory.

Tree: Favorite kind of flower?

Present: What do you want for Christmas?

Eggnog: What’s your favorite drink?

Advent Calendar: What’s your favorite time of the year other than Christmas?

Bells: Would you rather live in the city or in the countryside?

Candy Cane: Favorite kind of candy?

Carols: Favorite song?

Snow: Favorite weather?

Sweaters: Do you like wearing sweaters or sleeveless shirts?

Nutcracker: Name the 3 most important people in your life right now.

Reindeer: Cats or dogs? Or a different kind of animal?

Santa: Are you buying any gifts this year? For whom? (or is that a secret)

[allthingsmusings]

autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃

masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.

​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞

❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞

❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞

​❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞

❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞

❝ help me decorate! ❞

​❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞

​❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞

​❝ bring a jacket! ❞

​❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞

​❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞

​❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞

​❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞

*sneeze* ​❝ sorry, allergies. ❞

​❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞

​❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞

​❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞

​❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞

❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞

​❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞

​❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞

​❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞

​❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞

​❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞

❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞

❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞

❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ we have to get out of here! ❞

❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞

❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞

❝ what did you get? ❞

❝ want to trade candy? ❞

❝ i got a rock. ❞

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞

❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞

❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞

❝ trick or treat! ❞

❝ happy halloween! ❞

❝ happy fall! ❞

❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞

❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞

❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞

❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞

❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞

❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞

❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞

❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞

❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞

❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞

❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞

❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞

❝ i just saw something! ❞

❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞

❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞

❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞

❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞

❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞

❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞

❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞

❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞

❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞

[taggedmemes]

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY / CHAPTERS 00 –– 03 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse. some perspective / pronouns have been changed to better fit for sending.

“Orbiting this small unregarded yellow sun at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.”

“The planet has a problem which is this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time.”

“Lots of people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.”

“She finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place.”

“This time is was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.”

“A terrible, stupid catastrophe occurred, and the idea was lost forever.”

“It was probably the most remarkable book to ever come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor.”

“It was set in a size and proportion which more or less exactly failed to please the eye.”

“The thing that used to worry me most was the fact that people always used to ask me what I was looking so worried about.”

“I always used to tell my friends it was a lot more interesting than they probably thought.”

“The bulldozer outside the kitchen window was quite a big one.”

“I began to suspect that I was hungover.”

“He vaguely remembered being angry about something, angry about something that seemed important.”

“He was out of the house and lying in front of a big yellow bulldozer that was advancing up his garden path.”

“[Name] was, as they say, only human.”

“He was forty, fat and shabby, and worked for the local council.”

“He was by no means a great warrior. In fact, he was a nervous, worried man.”

“You can’t lie in front of the bulldozer indefinitely.”

“I’m game. We’ll see who rusts first.”

“I’m afraid you’re going to have to accept it.”

“He didn’t know why –– he just liked axes.”

“Obviously someone had been appallingly incompetent.”

“You were quite entitled to make any suggestions or protests at the appropriate time, you know.”

“You hadn’t exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you.”

“It’s not as if it’s a particularly nice house.”

“Shut up and go away, and take your bloody bypass with you.”

“You haven’t got a leg to stand on and you know it.”

“I’m often bothered with visions like these and they make me feel very nauseous.”

“Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I let it roll straight over you?”

“There was something very slightly odd about him, but it was difficult to say what it was.”

“He’s eccentric, but harmless.”

“Evenings like this usually end badly.”

“Fifteen years was a long time to get stranded anywhere, particularly somewhere as mind-bogglingly dull as the Earth.”

“I know how to flag flying saucers down and get lifts from them.”

“Is there anywhere we can talk?”

“It’s vitally important that we talk and drink.”

“I’ve got to tell you the most important thing you’ve ever heard.”

“You’re going to need a very stiff drink.”

“He usually played to lose.”

“Can we, for a moment, assume he hasn’t come to his senses?”

“Get up and let the man lie down.”

“I felt like my whole life was some kind of dream.”

“The mere thought hadn’t even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.”

“The best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.”

“Six pints of bitter. And quickly please, the world’s about to end.”

“The barman didn’t deserve this sort of treatment.”

“No one could understand what he was smiling at them for.”

“Would you please tell me what the hell is going on?”

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

“Reader’s Digest has a page for people like you.”

“Did I do anything wrong today, or has the world always been like this and I’ve been too wrapped up in myself to notice?”

“How would you react if I said I wasn’t from here after all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?”

“Do you think it’s the sort of thing you’re likely to say?”

“I never could get the hang of Thursday.”

“A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker could have.”

“A towel has immense psychological value.”

“It hardly makes a difference at this stage. Let them have their fun.”

“You vandals! You home wreckers! You half-crazed Visigoths!”

“I couldn’t believe the conversation I was having.”

“Isn’t there anything we can do about it then?”

“I thought that if the world was going to end we were meant to lie down or put a paper bag over our head or something.”

“I’ll have you hung, drawn and quartered! And whipped! And boiled until you’ve had enough.”

“A sudden silence hit. If anything it was worse than the noise.”

“There’s no point in acting all surprised about it.”

“You’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now.”

“I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs that’s your own lookout.”

“Apathetic bloody planet, I’ve no sympathy at all.”

[eternalmemes]

𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 sentence prompts from the first book of the den of shadows series by amelia atwater-rhodes

❛   love is the strongest emotion any human can feel   ❜   ❛   hate can’t hurt you     ❜   ❛   only love can break a heart into so many pieces      ❜   ❛   those who cannot be aggressive are hunted down while they shiver and hide because the night is dark   ❜   ❛   humans kill that which they fear      ❜   ❛   survive and be strong - or die     ❜   ❛   it’s a cruel thing to do , to cage such a beautiful creature     ❜   ❛   their bars are made of society - not steel    ❜   ❛   are you a god now ? deciding on who lives and who dies ?     ❜   ❛    forever is too long to live in fear    ❜   ❛    why do you feel so differently now ?    ❜   ❛    i no longer try to understand the ways of humanity    ❜   ❛    maybe i’m just being hypocritical    ❜   ❛    we are often just as cruel to our own    ❜   ❛     if i kill them, it is because i hate them   ❜   ❛    i need no one else to  blame my violence on    ❜   ❛    do unto others as you would have them do unto you    ❜   ❛    i will avenge this scar and every scar you have put into my heart    ❜   ❛    the world is evil , ( name )    ❜   ❛    they torture maim and kill , claiming it is god’s will    ❜  

[parismemes]

send “i thought you were better than this.” for a starter where my muse has just put a draw 4 card down in uno.