Pairing → Vampire?Wonwoo x Human Reader
Genre → Fantasy, Modern Au
Warning → Profanity, breaking into someone's apartment, talking hallucinations caused by sleep deprivation. Very sassy reader, kind of flirty/charming Wonwoo.
Strongly inspired by that one scene in the J&W Last Night MV.
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The clock on the wall ticked steadily as I entered my apartment, the familiar smell of takeout wafting through the air. “I swear, if you order sushi again, I might just throw you out of this place,” I teased Dino, who was right behind me, carrying a bag overflowing with food.
“Oh, come on! You know sushi is life!” he protested dramatically, rolling his eyes. “Besides, I thought you liked it.”
“I do like it! But I also like variety,” I replied, tossing my keys onto the kitchen counter. “And I’m pretty sure I’m going to turn into a fish if we keep this up.”
Dino laughed as I set the bag down on the table. “Fine! Next time, we’ll get pizza or something. But tonight is all about sushi and—”
I stopped mid-sentence as I stepped into the open-plan kitchen and froze. My heart dropped into my stomach. There, casually leaning against the counter with a glass of what looked suspiciously like the expensive red wine, I’ve been storing in cabinet—was Mister Vampire himself. Dressed in an expensive-looking black suit and coat. “What the actual hell?” I exclaimed, my voice rising an octave as I pointed at him like he was some kind of intruder. “You can’t just hang out in my kitchen uninvited!”
He looked up from his drink, unfazed by my outburst. “Ah, Y/N! You’re back! And you brought a friend!” His tone was casual, almost too relaxed for someone who had just been caught in a very compromising position.
Dino’s eyes widened as he took in the scene. “The fuck, is he?” Dino asks, coming to stand in front of me protectively, eyes narrowing as he takes in the figure across from us. “No, need to be protective, buddy. I come in peace.” Mr Vampire smiles back in return. “What are you doing in my apartment?” I ask coming around Dino. “What do you mean, Y/N? You allowed me inside.” He asks, corking his head to the side.
“That didn’t include you having free reign of my apartment. You don’t live here.” I retorted, crossing my arms across my chest. His eyes glance down at my chest. “Your tits look nice like that.” He replies, opening my fridge. “Hey, you can’t talk to her like that,” Dino says sternly coming back to stand in front of me. “Who is this person, Y/N?”
“Dino, this is….” I trail off realizing I never got his name. “Wonwoo.” He answers head stuck deep in my fridge. “Wonwoo, the man I told you about.” I finish, as I start packing out the food Dino and I brought. “What? You’ve only told me about one man, you describe him as a creature!” Dino states, confused. “Vampire to be exact,” Wonwoo interjects. “Excuse me?!” He exasperates.
“You heard me. Now can you please, calmly and quietly, process what you’ve been told? While we eat our dinner.” Wonwoo says, pointing to the food. “You’re not eating with us,” I say. “Why not?” He asks pouting slightly. “Because you’re here uninvited. What are you even doing here”
“I was thirsty,” he replied nonchalantly, gesturing to the glass. “And your fridge was surprisingly well-stocked for someone who buys takeout as much as you do.” I shot him a glare that could have melted steel. “You can’t just waltz into my home and raid my fridge!”
“And technically, you invited me in,” he said with a smirk that made my heart race for reasons I didn’t want to explore. “Inviting you in doesn’t mean you can treat this place like your personal café!” I retorted.
Dino finally found his voice again. “So… um… he is the dream thief?”
“Yes!” I exclaimed, throwing my hands up in exasperation. “He’s been haunting my dreams and decided to make himself at home in my kitchen!”
“Haunting your dreams? That sounds… romantic?” Dino suggested hesitantly, glancing between us as if trying to piece together a puzzle that didn’t quite fit.
“Romantic? Are you kidding me?” I shot back. “This is more like a horror movie!
Mister Vampire chuckled softly, clearly enjoying our banter. “You know, Y/N, if you keep talking about me like that, I might start to feel hurt.”
“Good!” I said defiantly. “You should feel hurt! You’re invading my space!”
“Invading? Or enhancing?” he countered smoothly.
I rolled my eyes but couldn’t help the small smile creeping onto my face despite myself. “You’re impossible.”
Dino cleared his throat awkwardly. “So… what’s the plan here? Are we going to have a vampire dinner party or something?”
“Dinner party? Now that’s an idea,” Wonwoo mused thoughtfully. “I could bring some interesting appetizers.”
“Like what? Blood pudding?” I shot back sarcastically.
“Actually,” he said with mock seriousness, “I was thinking more along the lines of garlic bread… but only if you promise not to freak out.”
“No garlic bread!” I exclaimed dramatically. “That’s where I draw the line!”
Dino burst into laughter at our exchange while Wonwoo simply leaned back against the counter with an amused expression.
“So,” Dino said after catching his breath, “is this how your life is going to be now? A vampire roommate?”
I glanced at Mister Vampire and then back at Dino. “I don’t know about a roommate, but it seems like we’re stuck with each other for now.”
“Stuck? That sounds so… permanent,” Wonwoo interjected with a teasing glint in his eyes.
“Don’t get any ideas,” I warned him playfully while trying to suppress a smile.
As we stood there in the kitchen—me glaring at him while Dino tried to contain his laughter—I couldn’t shake off the feeling that this was just the beginning of something bizarrely entertaining. Who knew what other surprises awaited us?
“Well then,” Dino said finally, breaking the tension with a grin. “Shall we eat before our vampire friend drinks all our blood—or sushi?”
“Definitely sushi first!” I declared firmly as we all gathered around the table.
And just like that, amidst laughter and playful banter, our strange little trio began to form—a vampire who raided kitchens and two friends navigating this absurd new reality together.
The clock on the wall ticked steadily as I entered my apartment, the familiar smell of takeout wafting through the air. “I swear, if you order sushi again, I might just throw you out of this place,” I teased Dino, who was right behind me, carrying a bag overflowing with food.
“Oh, come on! You know sushi is life!” he protested dramatically, rolling his eyes. “Besides, I thought you liked it.”
“I do like it! But I also like variety,” I replied, tossing my keys onto the kitchen counter. “And I’m pretty sure I’m going to turn into a fish if we keep this up.”
Dino laughed as I set the bag down on the table. “Fine! Next time, we’ll get pizza or something. But tonight is all about sushi and—”
I stopped mid-sentence as I stepped into the open-plan kitchen and froze. My heart dropped into my stomach. There, casually leaning against the counter with a glass of what looked suspiciously like the expensive red wine, I’ve been storing in cabinet—was Mister Vampire himself. Dressed in an expensive-looking black suit and coat. “What the actual hell?” I exclaimed, my voice rising an octave as I pointed at him like he was some kind of intruder. “You can’t just hang out in my kitchen uninvited!”
He looked up from his drink, unfazed by my outburst. “Ah, Y/N! You’re back! And you brought a friend!” His tone was casual, almost too relaxed for someone who had just been caught in a very compromising position.
Dino’s eyes widened as he took in the scene. “The fuck, is he?” Dino asks, coming to stand in front of me protectively, eyes narrowing as he takes in the figure across from us. “No, need to be protective, buddy. I come in peace.” Mr Vampire smiles back in return. “What are you doing in my apartment?” I ask coming around Dino. “What do you mean, Y/N? You allowed me inside.” He asks, corking his head to the side.
“That didn’t include you having free reign of my apartment. You don’t live here.” I retorted, crossing my arms across my chest. His eyes glance down at my chest. “Your tits look nice like that.” He replies, opening my fridge. “Hey, you can’t talk to her like that,” Dino says sternly coming back to stand in front of me. “Who is this person, Y/N?”
“Dino, this is….” I trail off realizing I never got his name. “Wonwoo.” He answers head stuck deep in my fridge. “Wonwoo, the man I told you about.” I finish, as I start packing out the food Dino and I brought. “What? You’ve only told me about one man, you describe him as a creature!” Dino states, confused. “Vampire to be exact,” Wonwoo interjects. “Excuse me?!” He exasperates.
“You heard me. Now can you please, calmly and quietly, process what you’ve been told? While we eat our dinner.” Wonwoo says, pointing to the food. “You’re not eating with us,” I say. “Why not?” He asks pouting slightly. “Because you’re here uninvited. What are you even doing here”
“I was thirsty,” he replied nonchalantly, gesturing to the glass. “And your fridge was surprisingly well-stocked for someone who buys takeout as much as you do.” I shot him a glare that could have melted steel. “You can’t just waltz into my home and raid my fridge!”
“And technically, you invited me in,” he said with a smirk that made my heart race for reasons I didn’t want to explore. “Inviting you in doesn’t mean you can treat this place like your personal café!” I retorted.
Dino finally found his voice again. “So… um… he is the dream thief?”
“Yes!” I exclaimed, throwing my hands up in exasperation. “He’s been haunting my dreams and decided to make himself at home in my kitchen!”
“Haunting your dreams? That sounds… romantic?” Dino suggested hesitantly, glancing between us as if trying to piece together a puzzle that didn’t quite fit.
“Romantic? Are you kidding me?” I shot back. “This is more like a horror movie!
Mister Vampire chuckled softly, clearly enjoying our banter. “You know, Y/N, if you keep talking about me like that, I might start to feel hurt.”
“Good!” I said defiantly. “You should feel hurt! You’re invading my space!”
“Invading? Or enhancing?” he countered smoothly.
I rolled my eyes but couldn’t help the small smile creeping onto my face despite myself. “You’re impossible.”
Dino cleared his throat awkwardly. “So… what’s the plan here? Are we going to have a vampire dinner party or something?”
“Dinner party? Now that’s an idea,” Wonwoo mused thoughtfully. “I could bring some interesting appetizers.”
“Like what? Blood pudding?” I shot back sarcastically.
“Actually,” he said with mock seriousness, “I was thinking more along the lines of garlic bread… but only if you promise not to freak out.”
“No garlic bread!” I exclaimed dramatically. “That’s where I draw the line!”
Dino burst into laughter at our exchange while Wonwoo simply leaned back against the counter with an amused expression.
“So,” Dino said after catching his breath, “is this how your life is going to be now? A vampire roommate?”
I glanced at Mister Vampire and then back at Dino. “I don’t know about a roommate, but it seems like we’re stuck with each other for now.”
“Stuck? That sounds so… permanent,” Wonwoo interjected with a teasing glint in his eyes.
“Don’t get any ideas,” I warned him playfully while trying to suppress a smile.
As we stood there in the kitchen—me glaring at him while Dino tried to contain his laughter—I couldn’t shake off the feeling that this was just the beginning of something bizarrely entertaining. Who knew what other surprises awaited us?
“Well then,” Dino said finally, breaking the tension with a grin. “Shall we eat before our vampire friend drinks all our blood—or sushi?”
“Definitely sushi first!” I declared firmly as we all gathered around the table.
And just like that, amidst laughter and playful banter, our strange little trio began to form—a vampire who raided kitchens and two friends navigating this absurd new reality together.
The clock on the wall ticked steadily as I entered my apartment, the familiar smell of takeout wafting through the air. “I swear, if you order sushi again, I might just throw you out of this place,” I teased Dino, who was right behind me, carrying a bag overflowing with food.
“Oh, come on! You know sushi is life!” he protested dramatically, rolling his eyes. “Besides, I thought you liked it.”
“I do like it! But I also like variety,” I replied, tossing my keys onto the kitchen counter. “And I’m pretty sure I’m going to turn into a fish if we keep this up.”
Dino laughed as I set the bag down on the table. “Fine! Next time, we’ll get pizza or something. But tonight is all about sushi and—”
I stopped mid-sentence as I stepped into the open-plan kitchen and froze. My heart dropped into my stomach. There, casually leaning against the counter with a glass of what looked suspiciously like the expensive red wine, I’ve been storing in cabinet—was Mister Vampire himself. Dressed in an expensive-looking black suit and coat. “What the actual hell?” I exclaimed, my voice rising an octave as I pointed at him like he was some kind of intruder. “You can’t just hang out in my kitchen uninvited!”
He looked up from his drink, unfazed by my outburst. “Ah, Y/N! You’re back! And you brought a friend!” His tone was casual, almost too relaxed for someone who had just been caught in a very compromising position.
Dino’s eyes widened as he took in the scene. “The fuck, is he?” Dino asks, coming to stand in front of me protectively, eyes narrowing as he takes in the figure across from us. “No, need to be protective, buddy. I come in peace.” Mr Vampire smiles back in return. “What are you doing in my apartment?” I ask coming around Dino. “What do you mean, Y/N? You allowed me inside.” He asks, corking his head to the side.
“That didn’t include you having free reign of my apartment. You don’t live here.” I retorted, crossing my arms across my chest. His eyes glance down at my chest. “Your tits look nice like that.” He replies, opening my fridge. “Hey, you can’t talk to her like that,” Dino says sternly coming back to stand in front of me. “Who is this person, Y/N?”
“Dino, this is….” I trail off realizing I never got his name. “Wonwoo.” He answers head stuck deep in my fridge. “Wonwoo, the man I told you about.” I finish, as I start packing out the food Dino and I brought. “What? You’ve only told me about one man, you describe him as a creature!” Dino states, confused. “Vampire to be exact,” Wonwoo interjects. “Excuse me?!” He exasperates.
“You heard me. Now can you please, calmly and quietly, process what you’ve been told? While we eat our dinner.” Wonwoo says, pointing to the food. “You’re not eating with us,” I say. “Why not?” He asks pouting slightly. “Because you’re here uninvited. What are you even doing here”
“I was thirsty,” he replied nonchalantly, gesturing to the glass. “And your fridge was surprisingly well-stocked for someone who buys takeout as much as you do.” I shot him a glare that could have melted steel. “You can’t just waltz into my home and raid my fridge!”
“And technically, you invited me in,” he said with a smirk that made my heart race for reasons I didn’t want to explore. “Inviting you in doesn’t mean you can treat this place like your personal café!” I retorted.
Dino finally found his voice again. “So… um… he is the dream thief?”
“Yes!” I exclaimed, throwing my hands up in exasperation. “He’s been haunting my dreams and decided to make himself at home in my kitchen!”
“Haunting your dreams? That sounds… romantic?” Dino suggested hesitantly, glancing between us as if trying to piece together a puzzle that didn’t quite fit.
“Romantic? Are you kidding me?” I shot back. “This is more like a horror movie!
Mister Vampire chuckled softly, clearly enjoying our banter. “You know, Y/N, if you keep talking about me like that, I might start to feel hurt.”
“Good!” I said defiantly. “You should feel hurt! You’re invading my space!”
“Invading? Or enhancing?” he countered smoothly.
I rolled my eyes but couldn’t help the small smile creeping onto my face despite myself. “You’re impossible.”
Dino cleared his throat awkwardly. “So… what’s the plan here? Are we going to have a vampire dinner party or something?”
“Dinner party? Now that’s an idea,” Wonwoo mused thoughtfully. “I could bring some interesting appetizers.”
“Like what? Blood pudding?” I shot back sarcastically.
“Actually,” he said with mock seriousness, “I was thinking more along the lines of garlic bread… but only if you promise not to freak out.”
“No garlic bread!” I exclaimed dramatically. “That’s where I draw the line!”
Dino burst into laughter at our exchange while Wonwoo simply leaned back against the counter with an amused expression.
“So,” Dino said after catching his breath, “is this how your life is going to be now? A vampire roommate?”
I glanced at Mister Vampire and then back at Dino. “I don’t know about a roommate, but it seems like we’re stuck with each other for now.”
“Stuck? That sounds so… permanent,” Wonwoo interjected with a teasing glint in his eyes.
“Don’t get any ideas,” I warned him playfully while trying to suppress a smile.
As we stood there in the kitchen—me glaring at him while Dino tried to contain his laughter—I couldn’t shake off the feeling that this was just the beginning of something bizarrely entertaining. Who knew what other surprises awaited us?
“Well then,” Dino said finally, breaking the tension with a grin. “Shall we eat before our vampire friend drinks all our blood—or sushi?”
“Definitely sushi first!” I declared firmly as we all gathered around the table.
And just like that, amidst laughter and playful banter, our strange little trio began to form—a vampire who raided kitchens and two friends navigating this absurd new reality together.
The clock on the wall ticked steadily as I entered my apartment, the familiar smell of takeout wafting through the air. “I swear, if you order sushi again, I might just throw you out of this place,” I teased Dino, who was right behind me, carrying a bag overflowing with food.
“Oh, come on! You know sushi is life!” he protested dramatically, rolling his eyes. “Besides, I thought you liked it.”
“I do like it! But I also like variety,” I replied, tossing my keys onto the kitchen counter. “And I’m pretty sure I’m going to turn into a fish if we keep this up.”
Dino laughed as I set the bag down on the table. “Fine! Next time, we’ll get pizza or something. But tonight is all about sushi and—”
I stopped mid-sentence as I stepped into the open-plan kitchen and froze. My heart dropped into my stomach. There, casually leaning against the counter with a glass of what looked suspiciously like the expensive red wine, I’ve been storing in cabinet—was Mister Vampire himself. Dressed in an expensive-looking black suit and coat. “What the actual hell?” I exclaimed, my voice rising an octave as I pointed at him like he was some kind of intruder. “You can’t just hang out in my kitchen uninvited!”
He looked up from his drink, unfazed by my outburst. “Ah, Y/N! You’re back! And you brought a friend!” His tone was casual, almost too relaxed for someone who had just been caught in a very compromising position.
Dino’s eyes widened as he took in the scene. “The fuck, is he?” Dino asks, coming to stand in front of me protectively, eyes narrowing as he takes in the figure across from us. “No, need to be protective, buddy. I come in peace.” Mr Vampire smiles back in return. “What are you doing in my apartment?” I ask coming around Dino. “What do you mean, Y/N? You allowed me inside.” He asks, corking his head to the side.
“That didn’t include you having free reign of my apartment. You don’t live here.” I retorted, crossing my arms across my chest. His eyes glance down at my chest. “Your tits look nice like that.” He replies, opening my fridge. “Hey, you can’t talk to her like that,” Dino says sternly coming back to stand in front of me. “Who is this person, Y/N?”
“Dino, this is….” I trail off realizing I never got his name. “Wonwoo.” He answers head stuck deep in my fridge. “Wonwoo, the man I told you about.” I finish, as I start packing out the food Dino and I brought. “What? You’ve only told me about one man, you describe him as a creature!” Dino states, confused. “Vampire to be exact,” Wonwoo interjects. “Excuse me?!” He exasperates.
“You heard me. Now can you please, calmly and quietly, process what you’ve been told? While we eat our dinner.” Wonwoo says, pointing to the food. “You’re not eating with us,” I say. “Why not?” He asks pouting slightly. “Because you’re here uninvited. What are you even doing here”
“I was thirsty,” he replied nonchalantly, gesturing to the glass. “And your fridge was surprisingly well-stocked for someone who buys takeout as much as you do.” I shot him a glare that could have melted steel. “You can’t just waltz into my home and raid my fridge!”
“And technically, you invited me in,” he said with a smirk that made my heart race for reasons I didn’t want to explore. “Inviting you in doesn’t mean you can treat this place like your personal café!” I retorted.
Dino finally found his voice again. “So… um… he is the dream thief?”
“Yes!” I exclaimed, throwing my hands up in exasperation. “He’s been haunting my dreams and decided to make himself at home in my kitchen!”
“Haunting your dreams? That sounds… romantic?” Dino suggested hesitantly, glancing between us as if trying to piece together a puzzle that didn’t quite fit.
“Romantic? Are you kidding me?” I shot back. “This is more like a horror movie!
Mister Vampire chuckled softly, clearly enjoying our banter. “You know, Y/N, if you keep talking about me like that, I might start to feel hurt.”
“Good!” I said defiantly. “You should feel hurt! You’re invading my space!”
“Invading? Or enhancing?” he countered smoothly.
I rolled my eyes but couldn’t help the small smile creeping onto my face despite myself. “You’re impossible.”
Dino cleared his throat awkwardly. “So… what’s the plan here? Are we going to have a vampire dinner party or something?”
“Dinner party? Now that’s an idea,” Wonwoo mused thoughtfully. “I could bring some interesting appetizers.”
“Like what? Blood pudding?” I shot back sarcastically.
“Actually,” he said with mock seriousness, “I was thinking more along the lines of garlic bread… but only if you promise not to freak out.”
“No garlic bread!” I exclaimed dramatically. “That’s where I draw the line!”
Dino burst into laughter at our exchange while Wonwoo simply leaned back against the counter with an amused expression.
“So,” Dino said after catching his breath, “is this how your life is going to be now? A vampire roommate?”
I glanced at Mister Vampire and then back at Dino. “I don’t know about a roommate, but it seems like we’re stuck with each other for now.”
“Stuck? That sounds so… permanent,” Wonwoo interjected with a teasing glint in his eyes.
“Don’t get any ideas,” I warned him playfully while trying to suppress a smile.
As we stood there in the kitchen—me glaring at him while Dino tried to contain his laughter—I couldn’t shake off the feeling that this was just the beginning of something bizarrely entertaining. Who knew what other surprises awaited us?
“Well then,” Dino said finally, breaking the tension with a grin. “Shall we eat before our vampire friend drinks all our blood—or sushi?”
“Definitely sushi first!” I declared firmly as we all gathered around the table.
And just like that, amidst laughter and playful banter, our strange little trio began to form—a vampire who raided kitchens and two friends navigating this absurd new reality together.
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