Call me Ishmael

my compass is curiosity

[justanotherdeckhand]

I've been forced to participate in a couple blogs of all the sinners or some sinners includin' me in their posts and havin' me comment on asks they replied to. It's gotten to a point where I see it as more efficient to cut out the middle man and just... Be here on my own. If you wanna talk to the other sinners they have a presence here separate from my own so please direct questions to them elsewhere. Also I'll still answer questions on other blogs it's just that this is more direct. Thank you for understandin'.

It's worth mentionin' some of my coworkers are on here.

- @sinnerofwalpurgisnacht

- @dantethemanager

- @nottheredgaze

- @numberonefixerfan

- @hellscreen04

- @gregorbud

- @lcbheathcliff

- @hadapurpose

- @sinner-no-5

- @engrossedgambler

- @fly-perfect-wings

- @inexorablyinsecure

- @the-jade-witness

- @therealredgaze

[justanotherdeckhand]

Satsuma.

I have no idea what that is.

[justanotherdeckhand]

oange

Huh?

[justanotherdeckhand]

Ishmael and Rodya sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love then comes marriage then comes a baby in a baby carriage

Avoid discussin my love life. It's not your business. If I share somethin it's because I choose to.

[justanotherdeckhand]

Seriously, fucking Melville? We should invent time travel, just to punch whatever idiot ancestor of yours had the audacity of picking such a garbage surname.

Eh. Now you know why I don't share it much. I'm plannin on takin Rodya's obviously.

[justanotherdeckhand]

YOU HAVE A LAST NAME??

Did you expect me to not?

[justanotherdeckhand]

What letter comes after 8

Not how that works.

[justanotherdeckhand]

Girls

I mean yeah.

[justanotherdeckhand]

I cloned Heathcliff and Donqui. There are now 5 of them each running around

The head is gonna kill us...

[justanotherdeckhand]

Places an octopus on thine head

Haah...

Thank you don...

[justanotherdeckhand]

Drop your full name address social security number credit card and all passwords

My full name is Ishmael Melville. I refuse to share further.

[justanotherdeckhand]

No actually you're a fictional character and this is only a roleplay blog

I'm not entertainin this.

[justanotherdeckhand]

Who said you're real

Fuckin me. What? I think and feel and that should be enough.

[justanotherdeckhand]

You got married to Queequeg in Tomodachi Life what are your feelings on this 🎤

I think that while that makes sense personally I find it really weird that you find joy from fictionalizin real people and their relationships and personalities without any degree of consent.

[fixerofjustice]

MANAGER ESQUIRE???

@ticktock-redclock YOU HAST MARRIED THE RED GAZE!!!!!

(Also out of LITERALLY EVERYTHING they could have said about Vergilius... "family-minded". I. Oh my god. If you've read Leviathan then you know exactly what I'm referencing 😭)

[ticktock-redclock]

< I DID WHAT?! >

(Mod is cheering big loud YEAAAAAH MY POOKIES!!!)

[justanotherdeckhand]

This is HR worthy.

[justanotherdeckhand]

"Just to let you know why things will be getting even weirder, as Elation will likely make things weird"

I- ok?

[justanotherdeckhand]

unlikely, as has all sorts of memetic stuff, and the laughing fools, (That's what I think THEIR followers are called) have quite a lot of power that would make the head salivate, but Elation would seriously shake things up.

You're speakin colors and numbers at me pal. If the head can't handle it then what's the point in knowin anyway.