Queer and Peculiar

sapphic high femme fascinated with femmes and the macabre

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Yandere girl at the store buying duct tape and handcuffs and rope and staring at her bank account total and the total cost and silently rethinking how much she really wants to kidnap her target

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

You know how they make puzzle boxes and stuff for animals so that they can get enrichment before they get to their meal?

I think underwear was invented for the same reason

[boringkate]

I LOVE YOU, WEIRD GIRLS

[hellyesbro]

Liking men is one of those kinks thats fine if its rp but really unsafe to attempt irl

[amaranthine-paws]

everyone loves puppybutt !

[ven-erated]

Reminder to buy your local sadistic trans girl a box of disposable scalpels and offer her a section of your flesh for her use.

[midnight-roses-candy]

Things to say to the trans girl top in your life:

I'd love to have your babies

You could knock me up as many times as you wanted

I'm not on birth control

Would you like some milk?

You look so pretty today, want to breed me about it?

[sapphireh3art]

trying to not feel evil for wanting to give and receive sexual attention and affection

[boringkate]

People will try to tell you that "is your cock an old book because I think it smells really nice" is a terrible pickup line for multiple reasons. They'll say stuff like "if her cock is pressed against your face then you don't need a pickup line because she already likes you", but I've never found that to be certain. There's honestly no telling why a woman may have been humping my throat. Women work in mysterious ways. I can't read minds.

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

I should be able to go to a doctor and ask them to make me a 3d render of my organs. What if I wanna see what my heart looks like? What if I wanna see how its shaped? What if I wanna make a model of it? What if I wanna somehow make food with its exact shape and give it to someone and-

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

There need to be pervert doctors to go to to do pervert stuff and they'll try to figure out how to do whatever youre looking for instead of thinking its weird

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

To the tune of "Zydrate Anatomy":

Estrogen comes in a little glass vial

A little glass vial?

A little glass vial~

And the estrogen goes into the needle like a battery

And the estrogen needle goes somewhere against your anatomy

And when the needle goes off, it sparks and youre ready to be feminized

Feminized

[justanothervampylesbo]

I can be trusted with your half naked sleeping body. I promise

[justanothervampylesbo]

This is apparently a lie for some people reblogging it

[justanothervampylesbo]

This girl I was chatting to told me she wanted me to dress her up in my clothes so she can be my multi use doll then she added that she wanted me to fuck her in my clothes with her makeup done by me.... Anyway, that is your lesson for the day on how to make hot women ravenous. Class dismissed.

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

[procrastinationstationxx]

reblog to give prev’s clit a tiny lick

[foone]

people often say that tumblr is just for True Posters cause there's nothing to gain by posting on tumblr, but that's not true at all.

if you post good enough, you can talk to cutie girls, and they'll want to kiss you

[n0turg1rlfr1end]