I'm just like, this guy. You know?

nsfw. 18+ only. just some guy living in the lower Willamette

[hydro-homies]

𝕕𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕝𝕦𝕥.

[z-ndjenja]

Fuck parties man I just wanna drive to the lake and look up at the stars w someone I love

[corsolanite]

Pikachu has something important to say.

[thenakedgingerwrites]

A Stupid Dare

Chuck was always one for a good dare with his buddies and it often got him (and them) into trouble. The most recent stupid thing they decided on was to emulate the news article about the guy who walked around town wearing only masks in Europe or something: one of his face and one on his dick. Nothing else.

Chuck was dared but then double dared to walk into a store sporting the same. He regretfully agreed to take the dare, no way would he be a pussy and decline. He wasn’t sure how to tie a second mask to his junk so as his friends drove him to a local hardware store, Chuck decided to bring one of his posing straps which was basically a thong. He figured that would fit the bill.

His nerves were getting the best of him but couldn’t chicken out. It was now or never as they pulled up to the front door. His buddies would watch him go in and then park and follow along as to not raise suspicion. 

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[thenakedgingerwrites]

Freeze

Ryan stood there, wrapped in his towel fresh out of the shower. The doorbell came unexpectedly and when the lecherous neighbor and some friend of his were on the other side, Ryan contemplated slamming the door in their faces.

However, with a simple command Ryan obeyed his neighbor and invited them in. “Did I want to do that?” he thought to himself.

It seemed very unlikely, but why else would he have done it. 

The men decided they were going to play a little game called ‘freeze.’ Ryan had never heard of it and honestly just wanted the men to get out when he was covered in so little. 

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[marcchurch]

[fuck-toy-for-daddy]

[thedisciplinarian-deactivated20]

All the time.

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Nazi-puncher fined $1

Jeffrey Winder appealed his guilty verdict after punching “Unite the Right” organizer Jason Kessler in Charlottesville the day after protester Heather Heyer died. A jury determined Winder should serve no jail time and pay the lowest fine possible.

https://boingboing.net/2018/09/07/nazi-puncher-fined-1.html

[wilwheaton]

Keep punching Nazis.

[natural--blues]

Turns out punching Nazis isn’t just moral, it’s shockingly affordable.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A group of crows investigating anything is literally a murder investigation.

[thepersonalquotes]

[televandalist]

[chubby-bunnies]

Tumblr 2018

[psy-faerie]

[pancakeke]

[sluttiestslutty-deactivated2019]

💕 ur fave horny depraved schoolgirl 💕

[renegalien-deactivated20210515]

“You can’t have a character with big boobs and not sexualise them”

“There aren’t any feminist female characters that want to do things that are typically feminine”

“There aren’t any badass gay characters”

“There aren’t any cool/badass disabled characters”

“Okay well what about disabled POC characters?”

“There are no interesting or complex villains! None that ever question their morals, or have an interesting motive”

“There aren’t any women characters that don’t just do things for men”

“I want a poc character that fights against racism”

“There aren’t any cool characters that aren’t young and healthy”

“There are no male characters that like feminine things”

Need I go on? Go watch Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.

[thebiscuiteternal]

Fullmetal alchemist also tackled the issues of imperialism, genocide, PTSD, friendly fire, racism, war brutality, and military corruption unflinchingly. “Most military commanders are killed by their own disgusted soldiers.” indeed.

[wonderlandweird]

I just realized that most women in the FMA universe have big boobs and that this isn’t even highlighted in the series (or in the manga). …This took me a while…

[atomicblonde-deactivated2021063]

I’m wearing my FMA shirt today, so this must be reblogged.

[vivvav-deactivated20220308]

Most women have big boobs because Arakawa’s philosophy is “Men should be buff! Women should be vavoom!”

Fanservice is a part of her work but not a central part of the story.

[diver5ion]