Love Begins
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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EXPECTATIONS
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@justasociallyawkwardgeek
Tony: If someone is trying to rob you, what is the correct course of action?
Peter: T-posing to assert dominance
Stephen: Absolutely not
Harley: Saying “thank you, lord, for this meal I’m about to have” and then-
Stephen: Even worse
Peter: No, no, let him finish
Characters as random quotes-
Magnus Archives
Jonathan: “you look depressed”
Thanks, it’s the depression
Martin: I’m a nice person but I’m about to start throwing rocks at people
Basira: I’m going for a facial expression that is a mixture of “how the hell did I get myself into this mess” and “I’m surrounded by idiots”
Melanie: *about Elias* Have you ever met someone who is just the human form of bread crumbs?
Tim: Good news!! I’ve successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes
Sasha: I’m not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough
Georgie: “It’s just a cat” First of all, that’s my child
Elias: “Think of the children” I did! I don’t care ❤️
Peter: The fact that people can see me makes me kinda uncomfortable not gonna lie
Michael: *enters with bad powerpoint presentation effect* hello
Vanya: I need life advice
Klaus, eating raw cookie dough and drinking Mountain Dew for breakfast: You came to exactly the right person, what’s up?
Ben: Why is that syringe filled with glitter?
Klaus: Anaesthetic
James: Lily’s playing hard to get
James: Little does she know, I’m a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Kenma: Bokuto is so in love with you, he has no basic common sense when it comes to you
Akaashi: Not true.
Kenma: Fine let’s test it. Tell him you’re pregnant
Akaashi: What
Kenma: Just do it!
Akaashi: Fine. *texts Bokuto ‘I’m pregnant’*
Bokuto, three hours later with four full shopping carts of baby clothes: …wait
Hannibal: Will, care to explain why there are six new dogs in the house?
Will: They’re golden retrievers, they retrieve gold. I did this for us
Crowley: You say “please” and “thank you” in front of Adam all the time and he never repeats it
Crowley: But when you say “fuck” ONCE-
Lily: What are you doing?
James: Planning a date
Lily: That’s so sweet-
James: For Remus and Sirius
Lily: Oh my god, are they dating?
James: They will be
The entities: Have you ever experienced PTSD, depression, sleep deprivation, anxiety or emotional manipulation?
Jonathan: …no?
The entities:
The entities: Would you like to?
Ministry: What do you have to say about the rumor that Gellert Grindelwald is your boyfriend?
Dumbledore: That’s ridiculous!
Ministry: Good-
Dumbledore: He’s my husband.
Klaus: *rolling his eyes* It was just a bit of fun, I wouldn’t say I went wild
Diego: You bought tequila shots for everyone in the bar
Klaus: It was Cinco de Mayo!
Diego: It was August 9th!
Bedelia: Are you in love with Hannibal?
Will: *sweating* …no
Bedelia: Then why did you draw W+H in hearts everywhere?
Will: It stands for, uh… Wrath and Homocide?
Erik: Okay, so mistakes were made
Charles: By you
Erik: People got hurt
Charles: By you
Hamilton: I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but-
Laurens: That’s because you’re short, dear
Hamilton:
Laurens: *sweating* I take it back
Thor: I trusted you!!
Loki: Why?
Aziraphale: Look, you can’t fall in love with me
Crowley: Don’t tell me what to do
Crowley: I’m going to love the fuck out of you and there’s nothing that can stop me!
Aziraphale, under his breath: I can’t believe that worked