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[ heyyyyy i haven’t done anything on here in forever but: like this if ur interested in a starter, maybe?? ]

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Breaking Bad sentence starters

❝ Fuck you! And your eyebrows! ❞ ❝ No one’s looking for you. ❞ ❝ Honestly, I never expected you to amount to much, but _____? I didn’t picture that. ❞ ❝ I do not like it when you don’t talk to me. The worst thing you can do is shut me out. ❞ ❝ After we finish cleaning up this mess, we will go our separate ways. ❞ ❝ Right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? ❞ ❝ I don’t know what you think you’re doing here, but trust me, this line of work doesn’t suit you. ❞ ❝ I don’t want him/her to die at all! That’s the whole point of this! So either help, or leave! ❞ ❝ I don’t imagine I’ll be here very long. ❞ ❝ Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good? ❞ ❝ Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk? ❞ ❝ We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die. ❞ ❝ I don’t even know what to say to you. I don’t even know where to begin. ❞ ❝ What happened to you? Really, what happened? Because this isn’t you. ❞ ❝ I have spent my whole life scared. Frightened of things that could happen; might happen; might not happen. But I came to realize it’s that fear is the worst of it, that’s the real enemy. ❞ ❝ This only works if they’re scared of you. ❞ ❝ Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby? ❞ ❝ You go marching out there, and within an hour, you’ll be dead. ❞ ❝ I wanted to say that — I’m not exactly sure who that was yesterday, but it wasn’t me. ❞ ❝ You either run from things, or you face them. ❞ ❝ We have discussed everything we need to discuss. I thought I made myself very clear. ❞ ❝ I can’t be the bad guy. ❞ ❝ What’s wrong with spicing things up a little bit? ❞ ❝ You know, sometimes it doesn’t hurt to have someone watching your back. ❞ ❝ Facing death changes a person. It has to, don’t you think? ❞ ❝ A man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man. ❞ ❝ This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed! ❞ ❝ I’m not turning down the money, I’m turning down you! ❞ ❝ Ever since I met you, everything I’ve ever cared about is gone. Ruined, turned to shit, dead.. I have never been more alone, I have nothing! No one! ❞ ❝ So that’s your — flysaber? ❞ ❝ Aww, that was so sweet, I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit. ❞ ❝ My advice? Never make the same mistake twice. ❞ ❝ If you need assurance, I assure you I can kill you from way over here, if it make you feel any better. ❞ ❝ If I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead. ❞ ❝ You aren’t going to kill that dude in there. You know how I know? ‘cause you went to the trouble of putting a blindfold on him. ❞ ❝ How did everything get so screwed up? ❞ ❝ I am not in danger. I am the danger. A man opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks! ❞ ❝ I like to think I see things in people. ❞ ❝ You’ve signed my death warrant. And now you want advice? ❞ ❝ I will kill your wife/husband. I will kill your son/daughter. I will kill your infant son/daughter. ❞ ❝ I alone should suffer the consequences of my choices. No one else. ❞

[justbestxll]

[ heyyyyy i haven’t done anything on here in forever but: like this if ur interested in a starter, maybe?? ]

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memesfromstuff:

the walking dead starters ( s7ep7 - part two.)

!!! SPOILER ALERT !!! FOR THOSE WHO HASN’T WATCHED THIS EPISODE YET !!!

“ i want to get to know you a little better, ___”

“ work it out. you’re smart.”

“ you’re smart enough to know that i’m not gonna let this slide.”

“ ahh, i can’t – i can’t do it.”

“ it’s like talking to a birthday present. you gotta take that crap off. i want to see what grandma got me.”

“ do you really want to piss me off?”

“ christ! that is disgusting. no wonder you cover that up.”

“ have you seen it? i mean, have you looked in a mirror? that is gross as hell.”

“ i want to touch it. oh, come on. can i touch it?”

“ damn. holy hell, kid. look, i… i just… it’s easy to forget that you’re… just a kid.”

“ i didn’t mean to hurt your feelings or anything. i… i was just screwing around.”

“ just forget it.”

“ seriously? i NEVER do that.”

“ i guess a kid firing a machine gun is a little bit of a distraction.”

“ all jokes aside, you look rad as hell.”

“ i wouldn’t cover that shit up.”

“ i swear to you, NO ONE is gonna screw with you looking like that. no, sir.”

“ were you gentle? were you kind?”

“ i’m just screwing around, man!”

“ get the hell out.”

“ now, you see? that’s what i’m talking about. men breaking each other’s balls.”

“ what do you like to do for fun?”

“ i want you to sing me a song.”

“ i want something in return for that.”

“ do not let me distract you.”

“ weird, huh?”

“ damn. dead, huh?”

“ you see it happen?”

“ i shot him/her. before it could…”

“ damn, no wonder you’re a little serial killer in the making.”

“ that was an example of breaking balls, by the way.”

“ hold that for me.”

“ what’s about to happen is gonna be hard to watch.”

“ i don’t want to do it.”

“ i wish i could just ignore the rules and let it slide, but i CAN’T.”

“ rules are what make it all work.”

“ i know it’s not easy.”

“ if you try to skirt it, if you try to cut that corner, then it is the iron for you.”

“ on your feet.”

“ ah, that wasn’t so bad, now, was it?”

“ clean that up.”

“ i’m all done, do your thing.”

“ well, the pussy passed out.”

“ it’s settled, we’re square. everything is cool.”

“ i hope we all learned something today, because i don’t EVER want to have to do that again.”

“ some crazy shit, huh? you probably think i’m a lunatic.”

“ come on. let’s go figure out what to do with you.”

“ i didn’t want to come back here.”

“ i’m not trying to definitively stop ya. just maybe slow your roll.”

“ i’m not waiting.”

“ that’s just being stupid.”

“ you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.”

“ it doesn’t matter if you’re stealthy, snipey, gun or knifey. they have the numbers.”

“ someone has to pay the price. even if you’re willing… from all we’ve seen, it’s not a lock you’ll be the one.”

“ will the man who killed the man who saved our lives die?”

“ you’re not talking me out of this, ___!”

“ you owe me, and you owe ___”

“ if there’s a price, i’ll pay it. but don’t you tell me no.”

“ you don’t know anything, you don’t DO anything.”

“ you’re a coward. and you’re weak.”

“ for once, do something useful.”

“ don’t beat yourself up.”

“ you sold ‘em out, right? you had to.”

“ it’s not what happened.”

“ whatever helps you sleep at night.”

“ how do YOU sleep at night?”

“ you should go. someone’s going to see us.”

“ no, you absolutely cannot.”

“ why the hell not?”

“ look at this badass.”

“ you can’t because i’m not done with you.”

“ what? you got something to say?”

“ why haven’t you killed me?”

“ you see, s/he thinks s/he’s holding it together, but you saw it.”

“ you on the other hand… we shall see.”

“ it’s more productive to break you. more fun, too. you thinking that’s stupid?”

“ i’m thinking we’re different.”

“ what do you think i should do? you know i can’t let you go.”

“ so, do i kill you? iron your face? chop off your arm? tell me. what do you think?”

“ i think you should jump out the window to save me the trouble of killing you.”

“ now, there is the ___ that impressed the hell outta me.”

“ i think you’re not saying what you’re gonna do to me, because you’re not going to do anything.”

“ if you knew us, if you knew anything, you WOULD kill us.”

“ maybe you’re right. maybe i can’t.”

“ let’s go for a ride.”

“ if you do anything to him/her…”

“ what next? you want my shoes?”

“ great, great, great, great, great, GREAT!”

“ dooooon’t care ~”

“ cool. i’ll wait.”

“ we’re practically starving here.”

“ starving? you? by ‘practically’ you mean ‘not really.’ ”

“ REALLY? you people seriously don’t have a sense of humor.”

“ excuse me. what’s your name again?”

“ i am sorry for having been so rude to you just now.”

“ it looks like i’m gonna be here for a while.”

“ i mean, y’know, if you’re agreeable to it.”

“ all right, well, i’m just gonna put my feet up and wait for my stuff to get here.”

“ would you be a lamb and make us a little lemonade?”

“ now, i know i left you some of that good powdered stuff.”

“ take me on the grand tour!”

“ how ‘bout this one?”

“ are you serious, ___? come on.”

“ oh-ho, my… look at this little angel.”

“ i’m sorry for what i said.”

“ i reject that.”

“ you meant it, you felt it, that’s your truth.”

“ i’d like to take it back to awkward silence now.”

“ find what you wanted?”

“ hey, neighbor. why don’t you come by later? we might grill out.”

“ oh, i like it here. i just might have to stay here.”

“ you know, i was thinking about what you said earlier, ___. maybe it IS stupid keeping you alive.”

“ i mean, why am i trying so hard?”

“ maybe i should just bury you in one of those flower beds? huh?”

“ what do you think about that?”

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♔ - one Muse hits the other while opening a door too fast/forcefully ♕ - one Muse gestures wildly and smacks another passing by ♖ - one Muse shoots the other (non-lethal…probably) ♗ - one Muse trips the other ♘- one Muse drops a bucket of ice water on the other, mistaking them for someone else ♟- one Muse spills something on the other ♙ - one Muse gets thrown into the other during a fight and injures them ♚ - one Muse saves the other from a dangerous situation, only to end up in danger themselves ♛ - one Muse runs into the other with their bike / skateboard / golf cart / etc. ♜ - one Muse attempts to assassinate the other after mistaking them for their target ♝- one Muse accidentally casts a spell on the other

[keeponbeinglucky]

me: i’m going to get active on this blog again

also me: haha jk

YEAH SO. UM. i don’t really have an explanation other than that i lost my muse quite severely and then i never really felt adequate enough to come back. but, i feel like i might give this a shot again if people want me to, so?? maybe like this post if you’d be interested in interacting with martin again? my other blog is swamped so idk how active i’d be on here lmao, but. i do like martin and i kinda miss him so i wouldn’t be against trying to be a decent human being again

[justbestxll]

nohaircuts

“Wait. I know of another place. Bigger than this. So much bigger. It’s not too far from here, just –..” Ron backed up slightly against the wall, his fingers moving to the blade in his pocket “Hilltop. It’s about 20 miles out. Plenty of supplies. A lot more developed than this.”

"Oh, you don't understand how the hunt works, do you? Sure, I'll go back to that place with the rest of the pack- Hilltop, you called it?- but if it's developed I can't do it with just myself and those who're here. This place, though? It's like a lame deer, and we're starving. So I appreciate the information, but-" The Wolf smiled in a sympathetic manner, "I've still got to gut you. I can make it quick, if that's what you want."

[justbestxll]

"Just be still"

“Funny, that’s usually what I tell people.” The Wolf did go still, though, bound hands resting on his lap instead as he critically studied the man before him. “You gonna kill me or what, Sheriff?”

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sheriff-rickgrimes

“Just? You think I care what justice is any more? No, you’re a threat in this world, to me, to my people. I will not allow scum like you to live, not while I have family left alive, just consider yourself lucky I do not run this place, for you would hang from the gates. Show your people, we mean business.. And you’d be gunned down on spot. I should just shoot you now, but I’d rather not shoot you unarmed, so pick it up, allow me to kill you, feeling that little bit better when I put my head to a pillow tonight. You’re not getting out of here alive, you might leave as a walker though, then the ‘W’ would come in handy for you”

"So the gun is more for your benefit, not mine. I see how that works." He shrugged, pursing his lips as his fingers tapped absentmindedly on his lap, wrists discreetly straining against their bindings to test how easy it would be to wrench himself free. Not easy, and certainly not while someone was watching. It was possible he could chew his way out, but he couldn't do that when Officer Triggerhappy was waiting for an excuse to drop him.

"I don't think I'll take the gun, then. That's the compromise- if I don't get out of here alive, you don't get the satisfaction of justifying the shooting of a defenseless man. Seems fair, doesn't it?"

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hatesapplesauce

Aaron just looked at the wolf. He should have known it would come to this. The other man was so feral and wild that he should have known not to be so naive and think that a few jars of applesauce would help tame him. The gun only bothered him a little, if it was pointed at someone else then he would be more affected by it. “I die and you don’t know where it is. I am willing to die for my home and will lay down my life to protect it and the people inside it. You could have been apart of that.”

The Wolf laughed, loud and raucous like a hyena, shaking his head as though the recruiter had just told the funniest joke he'd ever heard. “Oh, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron. You know that's a lie- I never would've had a chance at life wherever it is you live. I can tell what your group is like, looking at you. They're kind, gentle, defenseless. They're everything that I'm not. People like me don't get a happy ending, y'know. It's just my job to make sure you don't either.”

He shrugged, finger tapping on the gun barrel as he thought. “You bring up a good point, though. I suppose I have to keep you alive... unless I kill you and catch someone else. Or I keep you and find someone else- oh, that would be fun, wouldn't it?”

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nohaircuts

           ‘ —- ‘

  well, this was the worst position he could’ve been in

                      ‘ — why? ‘

“Because I have to. You people have what I want, so you have to be killed. It's nothing personal, just survival,” the Wolf explained calmly, fingers tightening around the handle of the knife. “Now please, make it easier for the both of us and just be still...”

[justbestxll]

"Just be still"

“Funny, that’s usually what I tell people.” The Wolf did go still, though, bound hands resting on his lap instead as he critically studied the man before him. “You gonna kill me or what, Sheriff?”

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sheriff-rickgrimes

“Just thought I’d try it out. Not gonna put a stupid ‘W’ on my head though, might go for an ‘R’ though,” Rick smiled, he pulled out a pistol, empty of course, and threw it towards his direction. “Pick it up, then I don’t even need to hesitate, or wait for some kind of trial or courts, it’ll only prolong your end. Believe me, you’re going to die. I am going to kill you, just make it that much easier for me, please”

He studied the gun with narrowed eyes; if he picked it up, he'd probably get shot right then and there, and he didn't really want that right now. There might still be a way to weedle himself out of this situation, but he needed to think, and he couldn't do that if his brains were splattered on the wall. 

“For former law enforcement, that's not very just of you,” he pointed out skeptically, eyebrow rising slightly as he turned his gaze from the gun. “But I digress. What exactly are you planning on doing when I pick that up? You just gonna gun me down right then, or is there gonna be some kind of western style duel? I might as well know my options, now, if I'm pretty much dead already.”

[justbestxll]

"Just be still"

“Funny, that's usually what I tell people.” The Wolf did go still, though, bound hands resting on his lap instead as he critically studied the man before him. “You gonna kill me or what, Sheriff?”

[justbestxll]

yes, good, pls become active on here again

[ i’m working on it, nonny! my muse is still hit and miss sometimes, but now that twd is back it should be easier to find. ALSO WOLFIE’S GETTING SCREENTIME I’M SO EXCITED AAAAAAA ]

[justbestxll]

hatesapplesauce

“Then what are my choices?”

“You either show me where your camp is, or you die. No walking out of it alive without me getting what I want.” The Wolf shrugged in an almost apologetic manner, gun aimed levelly at Aaron’s chest. “I’d really hate to have to kill you, too, you weren't bad company.”

[justbestxll]

[ I REALLY WANT A THREAD WHERE SOMEONE HELPS WOLFIE STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE KILL ME ]

[justbestxll]

[ okay pls do me a favor and like this if we had a thread u want to continue. i’d go through and try to do them all but i don't have the time, nor do i think all of you want threads that have been collecting dust for three months lmao ]

[justbestxll]

[ okay i know i’ve been gone for like, three months with no explanation, but: pls forgive me, I didn't have the time to get on here and then i lost my muse. however, now that the new season of TWD has started i’ll probably start getting that muse back, so if you guys don't mind the fact that i’m scattered af and prone to disappearing sometimes then let me know. i don't wanna come back if nobody wants me around anymore, if that makes sense?? ]