Just Chuck E. Cheese Things

All the things that happen when you work for a giant, talking mouse

[justchuckecheesethings]

Me before working retail: Ah. It's 10:15 and they close at ten? I'm sure the employees won't mind the extra few minutes.

Ms after working retail: Its 8:45 and they close at ten?! I gotta get out of here right now.

[relatable-cashier]

Is it just me or do you guys also get uncomfortable when customers call you by your name. Like I know it’s right there on my name tag but…..

[vonnofri-deactivated20170113]

A Retail Haiku

Oh Dear Customer, Why do you pay with hundred?  I see that twenty!

[reylannister-blog]

my favorite thing to do when I worked at the grocery store was to say “have a good night” no matter what time of day it was. sometimes they’d be like “night?? it’s 9 AM” and I would look panicked and whisper “they don’t let us leave”

[justchuckecheesethings]

@mardimcfli Johnny, we GOTTA do this.

[justchuckecheesethings]

Public Service Announcement

You are not unique or funny when you joke about not wanting the same stamp as your kids at Kid Check. I hear that "joke" at least 15 times a day. It's not funny anymore.

[femininechrist]

don’t yell at cashiers if they are asking you to sign up for a charge/debit card - their employers are pushing them to ask everyone

don’t yell at cashiers if they’re taking too long folding your clothes in your bags - their managers are telling them not to ball up your shit bc it shows you care

don’t yell at cashiers bc they are taking a while to scan your card- machines fuck up

don’t yell at cashiers pls

[swallowedthesea]

ty

[justchuckecheesethings]

Every. Damn. Day.

Me: And if you'll fill out this survey on the receipt, it's really simple only two quest-

Customer: *crumples receipt in front of me*

Me: Alrighty then

[justchuckecheesethings]

me when I first started working : omg if im not 10 minutes early they’re gonna fire me!

me now: hm im gonna be late if i dont leave now

me: *pauses*

me: *continues eating burrito*

[bakerycakeproblems]

Walking in to work after a nice, long, vacation.

[angelinacourtney]

One cashier problem I think everyone is forgetting about....

*Customer has to swipe card again* “Uhhhh it’s not going to charge me twice is it”

Me on the inside: “IF YOU HAVENT GOTTEN A RECIET AND IF YOU HAVENT HAD TO TYPE IN YOUR PIN TWICE OR SIGN YOUR NAME TWICE, THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?”

Me on the outside “No.”

This happened to me at least 5 times a day.

[justchuckecheesethings]

Me (cashier): That will be 0.99 please.

Customer: *takes out wallet*

Me: Hoe don't do it

Customer: *hands me a 50*

Me: o h m y g o d

[workplacesupportgroup]

when you do something that could get you fired

[thatretaillife]

The moment your paycheck shows up in your account

[justchuckecheesethings]

BEST. FEELING. EVER.

[grocerygonewild-blog]

“I’m going to tell your manager”

Okay. Go ahead. I’m sure they will fire me, one of the only cashiers who has never been late, the fastest cashier in the front end, and the one with one of the highest numbers of positive customer comments on the blog. Yes. They will fire me because you can’t read the date on the coupon.

[justretailproblems]

Retail Myth #1

Just because I work here doesn’t mean I know where every single product is located. 

In fact, many times my coworkers and I are running around asking each other where things are. 

[radicalduck]

When a customer tells you to pass on a complaint to the manager

[lovelifestayingin]

if i had a dollar for every time i mentally told a customer to fuck off i wouldnt have to work this dumb retail job anymore