Daria Morgendorffer

She lacks enthusiasm but makes up for it with sarcasm

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I have always loved too much, or not enough.

Dorianne Laux, “After Twelve Days of Rain” (via wordsnquotes)

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taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪

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MMMKAY— there are two ways you can go about this. The quick and easy way is to make sugar cookies from a sugar cookie mix and just cut open a packet of chai tea and pour it into the batter as you make it. Cause you’re busy and you want making cookies to be a chill part of your day. Pow. Done.

OR

If you want to make the cookies from scratch (that’s what I did for the 1989 Secret Sessions), you can use this recipe I found on a baking blog I like, joythebaker.com and I believe it was originally from a book called The Pastry Queen. If you want another great baking blog, I get a lot of great ideas from smittenkitchen.com too. This is a recipe for basic insanely good sugar cookies. I added the chai element to the recipe because I thought it would infuse cozy holiday vibez into the cookie and it really did. So I’ll star the part that I added in the recipe.

http://joythebaker.com/2009/06/giant-vanilla-sugar-cookies/

***after you add the egg and vanilla, cut one chai tea packet open and empty the crushed up tea leaves into the batter CAUSE CHAI COOKIES ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN UP IN HERE***

I made an icing for the cookies, but they’re fine on their own. If you want to make icing for them, just mix 1 cup powdered sugar with 1/4 T-spoon of nutmeg, 1/4 T-spoon of cinnamon and 3 TAYblespoons <—-(I’m so annoying, it astounds me sometimes) of milk or eggnog if you can find it this time of year. The more milk/eggnog you add, the more your icing will become a glaze. But glazes are legit too so basically just LIVE YOUR LIFE.

I lightly sprinkled cinnamon over the icing once the cookies were baked and iced, but there are so many icing options you can pair with these cookies—I mean it’s out of control. If you’re really feeling like living on the edge, you can go ahead and add a few drops of food coloring to the icing to make it festive. No one is going to stop you.

Why?

Cause the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake.

Bye.

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did taylor swift really just show up out of the blue on tumblr only to drop some betty crocker shit on us what the fuck

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I’m reblogging this solely bc Taylor Fucking Swift just wrote a whole thing about cookies and ended it with a reference to her song.

I have so much respect for her right now.

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I mean, yes, this is funny, but mostly I’m just struck by how AMAZING language and its capacity for evolution and elasticity is. This would be incomprehensible to an English-speaker living in any other time.

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This made me feel real weird. 

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I FEEL THIS DEEP IN MY SOUL

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Daria 30 Day Challenge » Day 17: Favorite Daria Quote

From Season 1’s episode, “The Misery Chick”

“Okay, but you know what I’ve been hearing? “You know how I feel, Daria. You’re gloomy. I knew I can talk to you, Daria. You’re always miserable.” Tragedy hits the school and everyone thinks of me. A popular guy died, and now I’m popular because I’m the misery chick. But I’m not miserable. I’m just not like them.”

I really like this quote because this is when I first felt I can connect with Daria and it’s the first time she breaks down and lets us know she really isn’t a miserable girl who hates the world, she’s just realistic and doesn’t think she needs to smile every second just so people think she’s not miserable. I think this episode alone makes “Daria” a show that really gets how different teenagers react to serious situations. “Daria” may be a cartoon but it blows the water of any “teen” show by being the most realistic. 

What’s your favorite quote by Daria and why? Tell me here.

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Daria - On Smiling

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Daria explains family in 25 seconds

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