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Doctor Daddy has been so well-behaved! So he gets to use this to talk to you all lovely children! Remember to be nice my dears! -Mother Gooseberry. “Daddy wants a screwdriver…” (Rp blog but it's just the Futterman Puppet being awful)

[justfutterman]

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[justfutterman]

@his-last-resort @the-goodnurse

(I think I deleted this reply by accident 😅)

TWO QWACKS!? You fucks aren't laying a single finger on my daughter! I'm gonna drill yous if you even dare to get close!

Oh, but Doctor Daddy, these are nice doctors, not like the ones from the old hospital...

IM DOING THE TALKINGS! Get close I bites! If you go see them, they're going to tear me away from you, stupid cow.

[the-goodnurse]

Doc, whatcha think I'mma do with yer daughter? All I'm sayin' is it's been awhile since I've seen yall in my infirmary. It's routine check ups Das all

[justfutterman]

Me thinks you are trying to gets under her skirt! Like the rest of the pigs here!

[the-goodnurse]

Oh doctor...i, ugh. Hm. You think I swing that way-?

[justfutterman]

He’s nodding with a stupid grin on his face.

Daddy can take a nap if that helps~

Do not puts a PILLOWCASE over MY HEAD!!!

Dental health is soooo important to you, Daddy. wouldn't normal health also be important?

I don't likes it when these fucks tie us down. I can'ts move, I can'ts drill!

[justfutterman]

@his-last-resort @the-goodnurse

(I think I deleted this reply by accident 😅)

TWO QWACKS!? You fucks aren't laying a single finger on my daughter! I'm gonna drill yous if you even dare to get close!

Oh, but Doctor Daddy, these are nice doctors, not like the ones from the old hospital...

IM DOING THE TALKINGS! Get close I bites! If you go see them, they're going to tear me away from you, stupid cow.

[the-goodnurse]

Doc, whatcha think I'mma do with yer daughter? All I'm sayin' is it's been awhile since I've seen yall in my infirmary. It's routine check ups Das all

[justfutterman]

Me thinks you are trying to gets under her skirt! Like the rest of the pigs here!

[justfutterman]

@his-last-resort @the-goodnurse

(I think I deleted this reply by accident 😅)

TWO QWACKS!? You fucks aren't laying a single finger on my daughter! I'm gonna drill yous if you even dare to get close!

Oh, but Doctor Daddy, these are nice doctors, not like the ones from the old hospital...

IM DOING THE TALKINGS! Get close I bites! If you go see them, they're going to tear me away from you, stupid cow.

[justfutterman]

Phyllis. Why are the little shits wishing you a happy pride?

They’re just so happy to see mother~♪

Something you wanna tells me?

[electricoyle]

Uh oh! It looks likes someone didn't brush their teefies! Maybe I should have a looksie? Just open wide and ignoring the drilling sounds! HEHAHEHAHEHA!!!

[ @justfutterman ]

Lord al'mighty that walkin' pound cake gave her daddy ducky dearest more room to jabber on like you don't yammer enough as is. My teeth're none of yer business. Keep your dang drill away from my face.

[justfutterman]

Watch its! That's my daughter your talkings about! Only I get to call her namesies.

You gots bad teeths from all that cigarettes you keeps smoking!!! When's the last your brushed!? Or bathes!? I can smells you before I sees you.

[electricoyle]

Why're y'all so damn invested in my hygiene habits huh? To set the fuckin' record straight, I brush my teeth every goddamn daybreak and bathe every fuckin' sundown. It's all those rancid shitbirds stinkin' my whole place up.

Why don'tcha stick your goddamn beak in someone else's mouth huh? That bloated dwarf could use a check on his baby teeth.

[justfutterman]

Cause something stinks and it ain't Phyllis. I only get a whiff of that stench when yous or that grown infant is around.

…

Phyllis says I don't haves a nose, but I know what I smelled!

That “baby” isn't allowed anywhere near my daughter! I can't get close enough for a proper clean up, but I know that pacifier’s isn’t doing him any favors…jesus.

[electricoyle]

As expect'd, all you really do's talk my ear off. Why don'tcha ever go talk to the twins or that commie? Though I'd say, I'm more than happy to tie down that deformed leprechaun if ya want t'clean his teeth out. Anythin' to get you away from me, and I just love t'hear him scream lik'a toddler in need of his mama's nipple.

[justfutterman]

Cause Phyllis don’ts waddles to them for hellosies. But that thin lady stuck on her brother could have her crooked teeths looked at…

I am being nice Phyllis, by beings honest…

I can’t sees that mannequin’s teeths. And I don’t knows which one of them is reals! Phyllis will go on for hours talkings to the wrong one!!! She never lets me drill into the fakes.

…

I do’s wanna get into that brats mouth…you just gotta keep him down and Phyllis distracted…she’s got a soft spot for the stupid short ones. Thinks he’s a real looker that one. Jesus my poor heart, she’s going to kill her daddy if she puts a bag over my head justs to talk to hims.

Phyllis, shut the fuck up you can’t talk to the cop, I don’t cares if he’s interestings to you! Stop fixing your faces and mutterings in my ear like that is going to give mes a headache… and no we aren’t goings to sees the little brat. Ignore Doctor Futterman’s conversation please the men are talkings…

[electricoyle]

Uh oh! It looks likes someone didn't brush their teefies! Maybe I should have a looksie? Just open wide and ignoring the drilling sounds! HEHAHEHAHEHA!!!

[ @justfutterman ]

Lord al'mighty that walkin' pound cake gave her daddy ducky dearest more room to jabber on like you don't yammer enough as is. My teeth're none of yer business. Keep your dang drill away from my face.

[justfutterman]

Watch its! That's my daughter your talkings about! Only I get to call her namesies.

You gots bad teeths from all that cigarettes you keeps smoking!!! When's the last your brushed!? Or bathes!? I can smells you before I sees you.

[electricoyle]

Why're y'all so damn invested in my hygiene habits huh? To set the fuckin' record straight, I brush my teeth every goddamn daybreak and bathe every fuckin' sundown. It's all those rancid shitbirds stinkin' my whole place up.

Why don'tcha stick your goddamn beak in someone else's mouth huh? That bloated dwarf could use a check on his baby teeth.

[justfutterman]

Cause something stinks and it ain't Phyllis. I only get a whiff of that stench when yous or that grown infant is around.

…

Phyllis says I don't haves a nose, but I know what I smelled!

That “baby” isn't allowed anywhere near my daughter! I can't get close enough for a proper clean up, but I know that pacifier’s isn’t doing him any favors…jesus.

[justfutterman]

for somebody who preaches dentistry like its the gospel, you sure as hell gotta lotta gunk in your teeth….

Maybes you should start fuckin’ brushing mores and your gunk won't be in my teeths.

Phyllis brushes my teeths after the job is done, I can't have my drill getting stucks when I’m thirstises for your rotten blood.

Whose is this anyway? I can’t sees you in the dark, let me sees your teeths~♪

[electricoyle]

Uh oh! It looks likes someone didn't brush their teefies! Maybe I should have a looksie? Just open wide and ignoring the drilling sounds! HEHAHEHAHEHA!!!

[ @justfutterman ]

Lord al'mighty that walkin' pound cake gave her daddy ducky dearest more room to jabber on like you don't yammer enough as is. My teeth're none of yer business. Keep your dang drill away from my face.

[justfutterman]

Watch its! That's my daughter your talkings about! Only I get to call her namesies.

You gots bad teeths from all that cigarettes you keeps smoking!!! When's the last your brushed!? Or bathes!? I can smells you before I sees you.

[the-goodnurse]

I could helps with those needles…just get Phyllis close enough to that mean ol’ cop, and I'll gives him his medicine!

[ @justfutterman ]

Oh that's very sweet of ya Dr. Futterman...but I'm afraid drills and needles aren't the same.

[justfutterman]

I am sweets.

And I know the difference between thems. The drilling is just. Faster. For the medicines.

[the-goodnurse]

Mn' sure it's faster, doc; but do you really want yer sweet girl that close to Le? Who knows what the mean ol' cop would say

[justfutterman]

It’s going to be hards to say anythings without a tongue.

But you're right, I don't want her near him…so you treats him today and I'll get him-I means help him with medicines when Phyllis is asleep next time.

[the-goodnurse]

I could helps with those needles…just get Phyllis close enough to that mean ol’ cop, and I'll gives him his medicine!

[ @justfutterman ]

Oh that's very sweet of ya Dr. Futterman...but I'm afraid drills and needles aren't the same.

[justfutterman]

I am sweets.

And I know the difference between thems. The drilling is just. Faster. For the medicines.

[justfutterman]

Phyllis says daddy isn't goings to have any friends if he's a wallflower, but maybes daddy doesn't want to be friends with you little shits.

Only say helloes if you're due for a checkups because some of yous ain't brushing and I KNOWS!!!