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Doctor Daddy has been so well-behaved! So he gets to use this to talk to you all lovely children! Remember to be nice my dears! -Mother Gooseberry. “Daddy wants a screwdriver…” (Rp blog but it's just the Futterman Puppet being awful)

[justfutterman]

🦆

[his-last-resort]

“Doctor Quack! Doctor Quaaaack!~♪ Where are yous? Come on out, I can't drills your head when you got us tied down likes this!”

“Daddy, don't be naughty…the good doctor will see us soon.”

[ @justfutterman ]

“The good doctor is having a migraine.” They say as they enter the room, “You’ll have to forgive me Doctor, Ms. Futterman.” Artie pulls up a rolling stool and scoots towards Mother Gooseberry’s side that doesn’t have Futterman waiting.

“How can I help you two today?”

[justfutterman]

“Fuckin’ took you long enough, toots…” Although the way Futterman says ‘Toots’ he sounds unsure…

“Daddy.”

“Doctor Futterman pleas—”

“Shut up.” Gooseberry clears her throat while her puppet stares at her, bewildered.

“Firstly, why do you have a headache? Are you not getting enough rest? Poor Doctor…you can't work in these conditions…”

“Who fucken’ cares. Just get on with the problems!!!”

A sharp look is given to Doctor Futterman before Gooseberry speaks.

“I’m afraid doctor daddy hasn't been feeling his best.”

[justfutterman]

MOMMY IS SO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT EAT THE FUCKING WORMS OR I WILL KILL YOU. MOMMY WILL KILL YOU. MOMMY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HAVING ANOTHER DEAD KID ANYMORE I HAVE NO EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT. EAT. THE WORMS. FUTTERMAN.

NO MORES MISTER NICE GOOSE! OPEN WIDES!

Daddy please!

Doctor Futterman is busy you cow!!! Now moves me closer so I can drill these impostors!

[justfutterman]

Nobody's getting you out of here until you eat the fucking worm. Mommy is sick of this shit.

HOW DO YOU THINKS DADDY FEELS!? I rather bites into someone's fingers instead of cheweds up worms, I'm nots a baby! Go feed that little angry babyman! He probablys would love thats.

[inkyslinkystuff]

Dr. Futterman wants to play with you.

[justfutterman]

Shhh come here and open your beak so I can feed you worms... they're already chewed up because mommy knows you're just a baby like all her other babies 🪱🐦

…

Phyllis. Get mes the fucks outta here.

[justfutterman]

"I would greatly appreciate it if y' stopped starin' at me."

“I dos whatever the fucks I wants. If you're going to stares at MY DAUGHTER, then I gets to stares at yous, and guesses who doesn't needs to blinks?”

“I wouldn't mind being stared at…”

“He cants even looks at you straight, his eyes on locked ons each ones of your tits!”

“Ooooh~♪ how naughty of him, maybe mama should—”

“—Jesus fuckin Christ am I the only normal one around heres???”

[prestigedecay]

👁️🦷🦷👁️

[ @justfutterman ]

🕷️ 👁️ 🐑

@justfutterman

[his-last-resort]

💋

[ @justfutterman ]

Ah…maybe it was a mistake to let Ms. Futterman out of her restraints. Not that she was being difficult, but her counterpart Dr. Futterman was.

Artie doesn’t dare move as the puppet leaves a big “kiss” on their forehead, the drill scratching into their skin and blood beading up from the cut.

“. . . Thank you doctor. But I’m sure I could have done without the . . . kiss.”

[justfutterman]

“That’s very polite Doctor Daddy.” Mother observes the puppet who was already narrowing his eyes with a click.

“I wasn't trying to be fuuckin’ polites, I'm trying to bites, Phyllis. But your fat asses is holdin your poor old father back from doing real damages…”

“Daddy!” She scolds and gives a light tap on the head of the goose.

“I'm terribly sorry doctor, I don't know what’s gotten into him…” Gooseberry’s sly tone gives away that maybe this all wasn't an accident.

“Maybes I kiss your eye sockets next—HEUHAHEUHA!”

[justfutterman]

I needs something rotten to drill. Find mes a naughty child Phyllis!

Of course Doctor Daddy~♪

ITS DOCTOR FUTTERMAN!

[justfutterman]

Ms. Futterman, is there anything you’d like to discuss?

Purposely ignoring Dr. Futterman.

[ @his-last-resort asked this]

Discuss? Nothing at all dear, Mother’s just happy to let daddy speak his mind sometimes. He has a lot to say when he's not helping me with the bad children...

Phyllis. It’s Doctor Futterman around the brats, and whys you letting this wack talk to yous??? Doctors pretending I'm not arounds.

If course you're around!~♪ You’re right here next to me are you not?

[his-last-resort]

He really hasn’t said anything noteworthy or kind as of late. Would he like to try and be kind? I might make him feel better to say something nice.

[justfutterman]

I’ll say somethings noteworthy and kind!!! You fucking FUCKS are almost as bad as the LAST place we stayed in—

Daddy. That's not very nice… you’ll hurt the doctor’s feelings.

Does it look like I give a fucking flying birdshit about Artie’s fuckin’ feelings?

You're being very naughty…

[justfutterman]

Ms. Futterman, is there anything you’d like to discuss?

Purposely ignoring Dr. Futterman.

[ @his-last-resort asked this]

Discuss? Nothing at all dear, Mother’s just happy to let daddy speak his mind sometimes. He has a lot to say when he's not helping me with the bad children...

Phyllis. It’s Doctor Futterman around the brats, and whys you letting this wack talk to yous??? Doctors pretending I'm not arounds.

If course you're around!~♪ You’re right here next to me are you not?

[justfutterman]

That fucking bird that I hate

Just kidding we love you.

PHYLLIS I HEARS SOMEONES OVER THERE! MOVE, MUSH, GO GO!

[electricoyle]

Uh oh! It looks likes someone didn't brush their teefies! Maybe I should have a looksie? Just open wide and ignoring the drilling sounds! HEHAHEHAHEHA!!!

[ @justfutterman ]

Lord al'mighty that walkin' pound cake gave her daddy ducky dearest more room to jabber on like you don't yammer enough as is. My teeth're none of yer business. Keep your dang drill away from my face.

[justfutterman]

Watch its! That's my daughter your talkings about! Only I get to call her namesies.

You gots bad teeths from all that cigarettes you keeps smoking!!! When's the last your brushed!? Or bathes!? I can smells you before I sees you.

[electricoyle]

Why're y'all so damn invested in my hygiene habits huh? To set the fuckin' record straight, I brush my teeth every goddamn daybreak and bathe every fuckin' sundown. It's all those rancid shitbirds stinkin' my whole place up.

Why don'tcha stick your goddamn beak in someone else's mouth huh? That bloated dwarf could use a check on his baby teeth.

[justfutterman]

Cause something stinks and it ain't Phyllis. I only get a whiff of that stench when yous or that grown infant is around.

…

Phyllis says I don't haves a nose, but I know what I smelled!

That “baby” isn't allowed anywhere near my daughter! I can't get close enough for a proper clean up, but I know that pacifier’s isn’t doing him any favors…jesus.

[electricoyle]

As expect'd, all you really do's talk my ear off. Why don'tcha ever go talk to the twins or that commie? Though I'd say, I'm more than happy to tie down that deformed leprechaun if ya want t'clean his teeth out. Anythin' to get you away from me, and I just love t'hear him scream lik'a toddler in need of his mama's nipple.

[justfutterman]

Cause Phyllis don’ts waddles to them for hellosies. But that thin lady stuck on her brother could have her crooked teeths looked at…

I am being nice Phyllis, by beings honest…

I can’t sees that mannequin’s teeths. And I don’t knows which one of them is reals! Phyllis will go on for hours talkings to the wrong one!!! She never lets me drill into the fakes.

…

I do’s wanna get into that brats mouth…you just gotta keep him down and Phyllis distracted…she’s got a soft spot for the stupid short ones. Thinks he’s a real looker that one. Jesus my poor heart, she’s going to kill her daddy if she puts a bag over my head justs to talk to hims.

Phyllis, shut the fuck up you can’t talk to the cop, I don’t cares if he’s interestings to you! Stop fixing your faces and mutterings in my ear like that is going to give mes a headache… and no we aren’t goings to sees the little brat. Ignore Doctor Futterman’s conversation please the men are talkings…

[electricoyle]

Is all you wan't'do look at teeth? 'Course it is, can't expect much else from a duck puppet. You don' even have any goddamn teeth to speak of.

Didn't think that stunted growth had anythin' else to look at 'sides from his gigantic forehead. Keepin' him down's easy, but distract the Goose? Well now, that's gon' call f'more... drastic measures, heh. Pick yer poison.

Why, does dear Goose have somethin' t'say hm? Don't be a bitch now ya stupid quack.

[justfutterman]

IM NOTS A PUPPET!!! And I GOTS TEETH. [*CHOMP CHOMP*]

I am as realsies as your obsession with your laws. She has a lotta things to say to the baby.

Daddy are you talking about the little gentleman?

Can’t you mind your own fuckin’ business? I’m trying to talks to the bitch cop. And you keeps interrupting me.

But, I wouldn’t mind saying hello to him, he works so hard to keep this place safe…

Me thinks you’re forgettings on purposes what we actually think about the cops.

You may distract my daughter if it means I get to drill the baby’s teeth. But if I see any fuckin’ funny business my drill is going right up your nose—HEUHAH-HEUHAH!

[justfutterman]

@his-last-resort @the-goodnurse

(I think I deleted this reply by accident 😅)

TWO QWACKS!? You fucks aren't laying a single finger on my daughter! I'm gonna drill yous if you even dare to get close!

Oh, but Doctor Daddy, these are nice doctors, not like the ones from the old hospital...

IM DOING THE TALKINGS! Get close I bites! If you go see them, they're going to tear me away from you, stupid cow.

[the-goodnurse]

Doc, whatcha think I'mma do with yer daughter? All I'm sayin' is it's been awhile since I've seen yall in my infirmary. It's routine check ups Das all

[justfutterman]

Me thinks you are trying to gets under her skirt! Like the rest of the pigs here!

[the-goodnurse]

Oh doctor...i, ugh. Hm. You think I swing that way-?

[justfutterman]

He’s nodding with a stupid grin on his face.

Daddy can take a nap if that helps~

Do not puts a PILLOWCASE over MY HEAD!!!

Dental health is soooo important to you, Daddy. wouldn't normal health also be important?

I don't likes it when these fucks tie us down. I can'ts move, I can'ts drill!

[the-goodnurse]

On second thought, maybe yall arent dud fer a check up till next month...

[justfutterman]

HEUHAH-HEUHAH-HEUHAH!!!

[justfutterman]

@his-last-resort @the-goodnurse

(I think I deleted this reply by accident 😅)

TWO QWACKS!? You fucks aren't laying a single finger on my daughter! I'm gonna drill yous if you even dare to get close!

Oh, but Doctor Daddy, these are nice doctors, not like the ones from the old hospital...

IM DOING THE TALKINGS! Get close I bites! If you go see them, they're going to tear me away from you, stupid cow.

[the-goodnurse]

Doc, whatcha think I'mma do with yer daughter? All I'm sayin' is it's been awhile since I've seen yall in my infirmary. It's routine check ups Das all

[justfutterman]

Me thinks you are trying to gets under her skirt! Like the rest of the pigs here!

[the-goodnurse]

Oh doctor...i, ugh. Hm. You think I swing that way-?

[justfutterman]

He’s nodding with a stupid grin on his face.

Daddy can take a nap if that helps~

Do not puts a PILLOWCASE over MY HEAD!!!

Dental health is soooo important to you, Daddy. wouldn't normal health also be important?

I don't likes it when these fucks tie us down. I can'ts move, I can'ts drill!

[justfutterman]

@his-last-resort @the-goodnurse

(I think I deleted this reply by accident 😅)

TWO QWACKS!? You fucks aren't laying a single finger on my daughter! I'm gonna drill yous if you even dare to get close!

Oh, but Doctor Daddy, these are nice doctors, not like the ones from the old hospital...

IM DOING THE TALKINGS! Get close I bites! If you go see them, they're going to tear me away from you, stupid cow.

[the-goodnurse]

Doc, whatcha think I'mma do with yer daughter? All I'm sayin' is it's been awhile since I've seen yall in my infirmary. It's routine check ups Das all

[justfutterman]

Me thinks you are trying to gets under her skirt! Like the rest of the pigs here!