[kimjunnoodle]

Me in Prision

[thebootydiaries]

Me: just call me Mitochondria because I'm the POWERHOUSE OF THIS CELL

Me: *gets jumped*

[justgonnarandomise]

Do people that just got their wisdom teeth removed act irrationally because they lack wisdom?

[weloveshortvideos]

This is my new fav wisdom teeth video 

[aupu-deactivated20150627]

[racingbarakarts]

A collection of my favorite things my fiancé has said while sleeping

- “I can’t believe bunnies are real.” - “Why am I like this” - “How long does it take to put the spots on the cows?” - “He just dropped off Lilo.” - when I told him, “you’re sleep talking” he turned over on his stomach then yelled into the pillow, “I HAVENT SLEPT A DAY IN MY LIFE.” - and, randomly with no context, he once put his hand on my head and said, “I can’t”

[candybis-deactivated20140117]

And then Satan said… “Put the alphabet in math”.

[mastercdi-deactivated20240305]

Not again, Satan

[nuggettebunbun]

And then humanity put the greek alphabet in math too.

And even Satan raised an eyebrow and left to study art.

[justgonnarandomise]

You: Count to a hundred

Me: 1,3,5,7,9,11-

You: Why’d u odd count

Me: Because I can’t even count

[justgonnarandomise]

It's okay, it's not like I have feelings

[dennys]

How do you feel about Jorts

prefer jeggs

[justgonnarandomise]

Guess this is CURSEsive

[justgonnarandomise]

Mediators will always need to disappear for a while, removing themselves from others so they can re-center on their own minds and feelings. Often enough people with the Mediator personality type will emerge from this time alone having come to some momentous decision that even their closest friends didn’t know was weighing on them, evading even the option of receiving the sort of support and advice they so readily give. Such is Mediators’ way, for better or for worse.

INFP, 16personalities

[officialunitedstates]

they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

[permacultivated]

this is so true

[officialunitedstates]

I know

[radsee]

What’s going on here

[officialunitedstates]

text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that

[igglooaustralia]

[justgonnarandomise]

Some nights

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[utility]

what

[freeleech-deactivated20140301]

whãt

[haveyouseenthegreenglittercat]

[justgonnarandomise]

But that outfit tho??????🔥🔥