Green Text Stories

I don't take credit for any of these. All works are straight from 4chan and may or may not be fabricated. Have fun, don't be a lil bitch. It's only offensive if you want it to be.

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Green Text Story no. 220: "I identify as the Force"

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Green Text Story no. 219: "Occupied"

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Green Text Story no. 217: "Paranormally Shit Luck"

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Green Text Story no. 216: "Milk and Cottage Cheese"

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Green Text Story no. 215: "Terrified of Aliens"

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Green Text Story no. 214: "Gayfag"

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Green Text Story no. 213: "Is this Real Life?"

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Green Texts Story no. 212: "'I have been stabbed officer'"

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Green Text Story no. 211: "Grandma Assassin"

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Green Text Story no. 210: "Literary Aneurysm"

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Green Text Story no. 209: "WW2 Movie"

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Green Text Story no. 208: “Anon Meets a Homeless Girl”

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Green Text Story no. 207: "45mm? Holy shit dicks!"

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Green Text Story no. 206: "Bigger Numbers = Harder Shooting"

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Green Text Story no. 205: “I didn’t think I’d get this far”

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Green Text Story no. 204: "Wage Cucked"

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Green Text Story no. 203: "Be This Guy"