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This blog was never updated very often but tbh I'm not gonna have a lot to say about Howrse going forward, since I've pretty much ditched it for Morning Dust Ranch, which is basically the opposite of Howrse in every way (far slower paced, deeper, slower-growing economy that isn't hellishly oversaturated, deliberately NOT pay-to-win). Idk what will become of this particular side blog going forward but I figured I'd give a heads up
Love the devs sending out a message like "guess how many bugs people found in our most recent event! 15! Isn't that kooky? We're so quirky and messy heehee"
therapist: the ladybug howrse isn’t real it can’t hurt you the ladybug howrse:
Finally, after like 11 years of playing this game and losing my original account to inactivity,
I have broken one million Equus!
Finally, after like 11 years of playing this game and losing my original account to inactivity,
I have broken one million Equus!
Sometimes I go to the item exchange just to see how bad some of the deals are. An Apollo's Lyre for a Philosopher's Stone? Tell me that's a joke
Oh my god yeah I saw that. The mods were unbelievably flippant about it in the thread and were all “oh well it’s too bad of people are offended but the name isn’t up for debate and it’s not our responsibility if it’s a slur, who cares if other horse games use alternative names for the breed, we will never ever change it in-game unless every American breed registry stops using it because that just wouldn’t be realism in our magical horse game”. (I actually have the entire thread screencapped because their responses were so shockingly dismissive.)
Even the wording of their poll shows they’ve already made their decision, lmfao:
They continuously claim that their reason for puritanical anti-lgbtq moderation is to avoid all “controversial topics” entirely and keep the game stress-free—not that their “we do what we want and justify it later” hypocracy is surprising.
Even Howrse of all horse games (which has a similar "just don't talk about your sexuality or gender on here, unless you're 'normal'" policy) made this change recently, to my surprise and relief. @ the 2 people who develop HI3: get with at least some of the program. Just any of it, at this point.
finally some howrse bloggers!!! im so un-caught up on all the changes since i only restarted playing in like. september, and WOW this stuff is WILD. what the fuck do you mean the average gp these days is in the thousands and not 123???? things have changed in my 2 years of inactivity lmao im glad i kept logging into my account to preserve it
Tbh I just got back from a less-than-voluntary two-month hiatus so I also don't know what the hell is happening. But then even when I play every year for a day I still don't know what the hell is happening because Owlient
Baby Geyser sure is a cutie. He’s got pretty good skills too.
This wasn’t going to be a thing, but it ended up being a thing.
[Image description: A screencap of my breeding farm on Howrse.com. Five Thoroughbreds are shown. The first is a palomino unicorn mare; the second is a grown liver chestnut filly; the third is a grown bay filly; the fourth is a grown black filly; and the fifth is a little palomino filly.
Their names, in order, are Meridian, Shadow, Carja, Sunfall, and Nasadi. Meridian has the affix “I GET the POINT>>>>>>>” while her daughters have the affix “Horizon Zero Thoroughbred.”
End image description]
Wait why do you store your equus in fodder?
Because then my covering fee is smaller. If you have more than 9,999 equus, the free for covering your horses gets more expensive. Since fodder cost 1 equu each and sells for 1 equu each, it’s kind of like putting your money in a tax-free bank. I’m sure they’ll probably change it to where we can’t do it any day now. I’m surprised they’ve allowed it this long considering all the greed-driven changes that have happened lately.
Still mad that they changed this. In true Owlient fashion, it benefitted players and so it must go.
The fact that there's a Conservative Press add on Howrse says a lot about Owlient honestly
The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks
and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED
the culprits were horses
HEY THIS IS BAD
My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did.
The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests.
Horses have been known to also eat meat.
http://thehorseaholic.com/the-forgotten-story-of-meat-eating-horses/
1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.
2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.
3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.
4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.
5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.
6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.
Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k
I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”
So there's this browser horse game called Howrse
Some people keep spelling Thoroughbreds as Thoroughbreads in their affixes and EC names and I keep bursting into giggles because this is all I can think of “Congratulations! Your mare has given birth to a loaf!“
I'm sorry what
i really hope you weren't as bad as my horse girl friends and i were, i.e. physically putting cheap, germ-ridden plastic jump ropes in our mouths despite the health risks and giving each other whiplash with little to no remorse
We absolutely did and the jump ropes looked like this and we got the game “horse racers” banned for the remainder of our time at that school
For My Friends And I To Use As Reigns When We Larped The Pony Pals Books
SHUT UP I DID THAT TOO
It’s why we’re married.
