a fridged wife of a man

any pronouns • 20s

[allurared]

laura palmer — alison

(youtube link in reblog)

[charl0ttan]

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

[sugarmountainspring]

[achesspiece]

the real moral lesson in chess is that you can only move forwards 5-6 times in your life before you're turned into a beautiful queen but also rarely you might be turned into a horse

[kristina100000]

asmr: the girl i like sacrifices herself to save me from the roaring tornado

[etcstims]

little snakes sips | source

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

[kingedwardsapphires]

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

[transvestat]

lestat having a musical written about his life by elton john which got negative critiques all across the board and only had a 2 month run on broadway before closing is the most lestat thing that could happen to him

[thememedaddy]

[antiqueanimals]

William Huggins (British, 1820 - 1884) Head of a Bull, 1873. Pencil and coloured pencil.

MutualArt

[casgirl]

You’re KIDDING

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[allurared]

unfortunately had a really sexy Smoker Moment too which is not helping my will to quit

[crawfishcomic]

If Bears Could Paint

[dubiousdisco]

acordei agora como está paraguai??

[dubiousdisco]

PARAGUAI É O PROTAGONISTA DA COPA!!!!!!!!

[fapper]

Eau eau eau

[allurared]

damn i really haven't opened this app for a while huh.....

[allurared]

anyway i had a date on saturday and genuinely cannot stop thinking about her and have like. nowhere else to talk about it because we're mutuals on everything. lmao