a fridged wife of a man

any pronouns • 20s

[allurared]

laura palmer — alison

(youtube link in reblog)

[reputayswift]

[ilovepreservationists-deactivat]

Come Outside In The Evening Lets Play Again I Miss You A Lot.

[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[greelin]

they just look like this

[greelin]

too many of you are being far too cruel.

[adaptationsdaily]

RIVERDALE (2017 - 2023) Season 6, Episode 16: Blue Collar

[ozempicofficial]

[allurared]

semi-related to cregger but one of my most joyous social media decisions was following timmy wkuk on letterboxd. just a lovely diary of a dad showing his teen daughter every single gory b-movie ever made. it's makes me so happy

[firewalkwithmedvd]

okay on the topic of Cregger do we all remember when Weapons came out and people started making up a movie to get mad at and were pissed about it supposedly being "elevated horror"... many of you are dumb as hell god bless. one shot of a floating AR-15 does not an "elevated horror" film make

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Know literally nothing at all about Resident Evil but this morning I watched the trailer for the new Cregger film (looks quite good to be honest!) and I feel a strong kinship with the fat man sitting evilly in the dark

[firewalkwithmedvd]

my fucking brother. me when I get up to use the bathroom at 3 AM but don't turn the lights on

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

[disgustinggf]

[politicalmachine]

[nadiaoxford]

I don’t have a hard time believing this.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[throughablogdarkly]

Crows are smart as fuck I don’t even begin to doubt the veracity of these stories

[aechlys]

A crow perched on a shrine boarder bowed back to me once while I was living in Japan. I was in laughing hysterics and a bit freaked out all the rest of the way home. Crows are fantastic and terrifying.

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[coelii]

how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other

[allurared]

you know shit's been rough because i've been getting dan and phil edits on my tl and like. i always watch them in full