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If you want to ask Ignis for dating advice, how to "not kill the mood", or even tell Ignis about a sexual deviant on the prowl... Then you've come to the right place! This is an ask/art blog for the Harvest God (Ignis) and the general idea is to have crack-worthy fun with Ignis. Please do not take this Ignis seriously. At all. Special Note: A few friends are running this sub-blog which will only ensure optimum crazy replies. We hope you enjoy, HM fandom! We'll get to your message soon! - Total: 17 PM's

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Have you ever been in an awkward situation with Molly? Do gods get in awkward situations?

I have a natural hot tub on my mountaintop, anonymous mortal.

I’ve seen things.

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ayo harvest king how i get da booty

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“So i see it’s been quite a long time. It looks like you mortals are in need of more tips from the Harvest King.”

“Pathetic.”

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The Harvest King wears a weave cause it's the only way he can get the ladies

“NO ONE MUST KNOW.”

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“So i see it’s been quite a long time. It looks like you mortals are in need of more tips from the Harvest King.”

“Pathetic.”

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Molly, can you PLEASE give Ignis a full on make over? I need to see the Harvest God in shiny make-up. Throw him through a Sailor Moon transformation for me, okay?

"IN THE NAME OF THE HARVEST MOON, I WILL SMITE YOU."

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how do you get someone pregnant

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what do you think you'd look like in julius' outfit? and who's hotter: you or julius?

"You mortals wear such annoying and stuffy outfits. Especially the frilly one. Why he needs to wear this many layers is beyond my comprehension."

"...I don't understand the question. My body heat is higher than that of most mortals I suppose?"

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I'm tired of giving this girl a ton of gifts and never getting anywhere so what do you suggest I do instead?

"Just make sure you save her at the last minute. Otherwise it won't work. Trust me, I do this all the time."

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does it have to be shining butter or

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How do you cheer up a girl when she's crying?

SING HER THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE

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[who draws the stuff with molly im fucking crying]

[that would be me (mod wiz)]

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Harvest King, not everyone has an easily accessible cliff for their convenience as you do.

Really now, you ask for advice and you're going to gripe about what I give you?

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YOU MUST BE DEDICATED. NEVER LEAVE THEIR SIDE.

bonus:

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how much butter would it take to court u

Bonus:

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