this blog is a damn mess

Not actually in Dallas.

[justindoesdallas]

6 years later…

I got married, gained 50 pounds, grew a beard, somehow got worse at taking pictures of myself, and hopefully less cringey. 😂

We’ll see how this goes. Lol

[gotterhag]

Are you tired, hungry, out of shape and don’t know what to do with your dick pics? Well, fear no more! Introducing: my inbox

[subpargarbage-deactivated202304]

i dunno I think pre-cum is kind of endearing it's like aww ur so wet for me bbyboy

[eroscestlavie]

Rose Tyler was so iconic…no job. no father. hopping planets wearing approximately 10 lbs of waterproof drugstore mascara. a man at home who knew full well she was getting her back blown out by debate team captain space alien David Tennant on the regular and would still hang out with her every time she deigned to grace him with her presence. She killed the Devil? what a great character

[eroscestlavie]

yes mama…

[daughterofhysteria]

[theraddestpotato21]

[southernhimbo]

I have been so fucking horny today. I need to suck a cock IMMEDIATELY

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

me: i’m horny i’ll just jerk off real quick

me: *ends up edging for 3 hours*

[chaoticallydanny]

Omg…no way! You’ve got a penis?! Prove it.

[ashereden]

Are you being a good girl?

no I’m chewing on electrical cords

[princessmo]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[void-flesh]

I will admit I have zoomed in on images in my time

[toastbutteregg]

[theycantalk]

contingency

[leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082]

surprised no one on here is talking about the snoopy toy who they put in artemis i for the moon trip

[leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082]

he’s in a space suit y’all don’t worry

[arabellesicardi]

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

me in 70 years

[headrubs]

how many elmos must die

[koriinku]

101 elmos

[typette-deactivated20150825]

cruelmo deville

[swurp]

your honor i was just being a little silly