Just Jordan Things
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1. "I hate when people say HTe Picfail." Lucasgren on Xbox: "Who's HTe picfail?" 2. "Tell these bitches to get off our field." 3. Ben: "Jordan do you guys have the JSA in your school?" Jordan: "What does that stand for?" Ty: "Jew Straight Alliance." Jordan: "Probably not, there's not that many Jews at our school." 4. "OH YOU'RE MAD!" 5. Jordan: “You’re killing me smalls." Ben and Jac: "Ok Jordan." Jordan: "Haha you're killing me smalls." Ben and Jac: "Ok, Jordan, not really funny anymore." Jordan: “YOU’RE KILLING ME SMALLS!!!!" 6."Yea, I go to a ghetto school, people say the n-word." 7. Jordan: "So should we bring night vision to this OP?" Jac: "JORDAN ARE YOU FUCKING GAY!!!???!!!" 8. "Niglet." 9. "One time a girl screamed rape because I hugged her... AND SHE WAS A LESBIAN." 10." One time I ate a pot brownie but I didn't know it was a pot brownie." 11. "Zack Kushner is not Agg." 12. Ty: "What if Gangdum Style was a rain dance and we brought this upon our self's?" Jordan:" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" 13. "My boss said....faggot....." 14.Jordan:" Hey guys want to listen to Matt and Kim?" Ben and Jac: "No." Jordan: Ok, I will send you the playlist." Ben and Jac: It sucks" Jordan: Want to listen to Matt and Kim? 15. "Dude, I love cherry limeades, they make my day." 16. "lol." 17. HA JAC TRY CORRECTING MY GRAMMAR NOW" *Jac adds punctuation* 18. "Yea, my load out is pretty low profile. Yea, my load out is pretty low profile. Yea, my load out is pretty low profile" 19."Yea, I have a brother, he's 30." 20. "Really Ben I was 14 in that picture." *He is 15 at the moment* 21. "That guy looks like he has a sword, oh wait it’s a plasma pistol." 22. Jordan: “I never said "Tell these bitches to get off our field". Ben and Jac: "We were both there yes you did." 23."I can never look at a donut again." 24. "I'd fuck the sword guy." 25. "I want a rim job from the sword guy." 26. "Yo man, I hate chef. His name should be WOMAN." 27. "Your mom." 28. Ben: "If you laugh at Gangdum Style or Flying spiders again everyone will mute you." Ty: “Gangdum Style." *Jordan mutes mic* 29. "I'm gonna beat this motherfucker." 30. "I should send Matt Wagner a friend request on Facebook." 31. Jac: "JORDAN GO GET MY GLM!” Jordan: "On it!" *Jordan runs across the field to get it* 32. "I'm into man tits." 33. Matt: "Jordan why are you being irate?" Jordan: "Wow Matt way to be using big words." Matt: "Jordan, irate is a five letter word." 34. "Who names their kid Chef anyway?" 35. "Instead of naming him Chef, they should have named him, WOMAN!" 36. Jordan: "Yea, my mom has 3,000 friends on Facebook." Jac and Ben: "Why?" Jordan: "Shes plays lots of Mafia wars..." 37. "Got my first kill with the Sig, it was a friendly..." 38: Seamus: "Jordan you threw the grenade and it bounced off the wall and hit me!"*Jordan is silent* 39: "I'm afraid to introduce myself to Jacs mom." 40: “I mated with my friend’s cat." 41: "I like it when I hit women." 42: "I have multiple police reports against me." 43: Jordan: "See, this is why I don't share stuff about my life." Ben: "Yea, for all we know you can have a thirty year old brother, oh wait..." 44: Jordan: “I didn't say that, I slurred my words and have a bad mic." Ben: "So don't slur your words." Jordan: "I don't." 45. "Sorry guys it's 9:00 on a Friday night, I have to go." 46. "I'm gonna suck down the cock." 47. "I have cum on my behind." 48."My girlfriend is twelve." 49. Jordan: "Hey guys wanna know where I'm going in two weeks?" Ben: "The gay convention." Jordan: "Yea..." 50. Ben: "Jordan, you realize Matt and Kim strip in public?" Jordan: "THAT MUSIC VIDEO WAS AWESOME!" 51. "Doug, you're a wet back." 52." It's bad because there are black people everywhere." 53. "It's awesome because my aunt is a gynecologist." 54. "Head of the state is my favorite song." 55. "My girlfriend and I were at a frozen yogurt place and the lesbian came in and I just stared at her... fucking lesbians." 56. "I'm not black, I could be albino black, but that'd be awkward." 57. "I'm not into gay porn..... unless its Jac..... I'd do anything for him." 58. "One time Jehovah’s Witness thought I was a Mexican yard worker, I can actually see the mix up." 59. "Transvestites should have their own bathroom." 60. "I do have a Twitter, but I barely use it, I only have like 70 tweets." 61. "I got new goggles for airsoft, they're for snowboarding, but I think they'll work." 62. Jac: "Why're you bringing your backpack?" Jordan: "Because my wallet's in it." 63. "TMs don't hurt, you could shoot me now." *Louis shoots Jordan in balls* "Owwww that hurt! Why'd you shoot my dick?!" 64. "My parents have been married 30 years and they don't use condoms." Ben: "That explains a lot." 65. "I came through the back door." 66. "I can't even walk in a straight line sober." 67. "My mom’s going try hard in mafia wars." 68. Ben: "Oh never mind you had a pot brownie once." Jordan: "AND ONE TIME I HAD A SAM ADAMS!" 69. "I'm dating six tweens." 70. "My mother is a racist." 71. Jordan: "I'm so glad I never thought about going out with her" Ben: "Well she's a LESBIAN." 72. "Jac, blow me." 73. "My math teacher said he loves me and writes about me in his diary." 74. Jordan: "Hey Ben." *silencie* Ben: "What Jordan?" Jordan: "Hey Ben!" *silence* Ben: "WHAT JORDAN?" Jordan: "Hey Ben!" *more silence* Ben: "WHAT JORDAN?!" 75. "Hey, I have been really sick and got some Robitussin; I think I should robo trip." 76. Ben: "When Matt goes to airsoft try and grind his gears." Jordan: "I'm not touching Matt." 77. "I'm gonna pay 400 Microsoft points to move the 'E' over in my gamer tag." 78. Ben: "Or your parents could use that money for coke." Jordan: "Yeah, my parents totally use coke... oh that explains a lot....." 79. "I asked Chris to flash me his penis." 80. "I didn't delete the photo, I just clicked hide from timeline, I don't know why you can't see it." 81. Jac: "Jordan, why are you subscribed to FPS Russia?" Jordan: "Because FPS Russia is awesome." 82. "Why do they (black people) still exist." 83. "That's a dirty dirty dirty dirty lie and you know it." 84. Jordan: "I don't even remember what I said" Ben: "Well you should know, it came outta yo fat lips." 85. Jordan: "I got locked out of physics class-" Ben: "That's fucking awesome." 86. "I've already seen your dick enough." 87. "I stabbed her in the chest." 88. "G is being a dbag." 89. Dylan: "Wanna know something funny?" Jordan: "Sure." Dylan: "Shitting in a subway." Jordan: "Oh I've done that before." 90. "My mother calls me a terrorist on a daily basis." 91. Jac: "Okay that's quote 90." Jordan: "Kill yourself." 92. "I'm gunna kill myself." 93. "I like to get flashed by Bronies." 94. Ben: "What if Gerard was Jordan's dad and his dad is actually his grandpa?" Jordan: "OH YOU GUYS ARE SICK!" 95. Ben: "Jordan kill yourself." Jordan: "Maybe I will." *Jordan leaves Xbox Live party* 96. Jordan: "Where'd that picture come from?" Ben: "My FUCKING PHONE!" 97. "That made me want to kill myself." 98. "Why are there so many quotes about me killing myself." 99. Matt: "What genre is Matt and Kim?" Jordan: "Indie pop." *Matt rants about Indie pop not being a genre* *Jordan rage quits Xbox* 100. Jordan: "You're never gunna get 100 quotes about me." Ben: "Yes Jordan, I will." Jordan: "Well if you do, quote 100 better be funny." 101. "I asked my mom if I could go to airsoft on Saturday and she smacked my head and called me a heathen." 102. "Gerard get off me!" 103. "Racist Sean, let me give you a little bit of a lesson." 104. "niqqa." 105. "I only like them younger than 15." 106. "awwwww i just shot myself!!" 107. Ben: "Chef isn't coming to HVA anymore..." Jordan: "THANK GOD." 108. "Please calm your tits." 109. Ben: "I am going to sacrifice you to the hood." Jordan: "I live in Newburgh Ben... good try." 110. "Then I hooked up with some guys." 111. "Ok Ben, Jac, Semaus, Mike, Chris and Dylan lets go left." Matt: "Really Jordan, I'm right here?" 112. "Matt, what radio station are we on?" *Matt hold up the number 6 so enemy's do not hear/see.* Jordan: "OK EVERYONE ON 6!" 113. *George plays gay pop song in his car* Jordan: "I love that song." *George changes it to Straight outta Compton.* 114. Jac: "If only Jordan said that." Jordan: "But my grandmother is dead." 115. Jordan: "Hey Lucas." Lucas: "Whos, that...ohhhh he's the chubby one." 116: Jordan: "I will wipe the floor with that." Lucas: "Are you some sort of janitor?" 117. Jac: "Wanna play the rape game?" Jordan: "OMG yes. How?" 118. Ben: "How gay are you?" Jordan: "50%." 119. "Dave send me a picture of your dick." 120. Ben: "I'm going out, maybe to the carnival." Jordan: "To try and get some?" 121. Ben: "Jordan got a half boner." Jordan: "Never, go big or go home." 122. "If you want to beat it, I will beat it with you." 123. "I'm borrowing a prayer rug from a Pakistanian kid at school and a Quran is like $5." 124. Eric: "I'm gunna whack off all weekend." Jordan: "I'll join you." 125. "Irate is a four letter word." 126. "Dude I just had three beers, I'm pretty drunk." 127. Chris: "You're gay." Jordan: "Dude I'm talking to girls right now." 128. Jordan: "I just have one thing to say to you Chris. Sweep sweep sweep." Chris: "What does that even mean?" 129. "I took a selfie this morning, and I wasn't wearing glasses." 130. "Get your fucking facts straight." 131. "I wanna rape three little girls." 132. "I was banging him." 133. "I don't mind hardcore domination." 134. "I ride the short bus to school." 135. Matt: "It's all over your face and stuff." Jordan: "Oh yes it is." 136. "Mom you don't even understand me!" *Jabba the Hutt throws him down the stairs* 137. "Oh, Gerard can cum in my ass." 138. "I'm not dating a piece of corn." 139. "Sorry I was gone I had to mow the lawn, take out the trash, clean my room, yell at Gerard, go on a driving lesson with my mom, order stuff from Evike, break my guns, fix my guns, get beat up by my mom, talk to my girlfriend, break up and get back together, rape little girls, stare at a lesbian, hug a lesbian, get flashed by bronies, blow Jac, tell a dirty lie, call chef a woman, pretend to get drunk and fuck the sword guy." 140. "That's not a chicken leg, that's male genetilia." 141. "Oh I can. I'm that mad I'll break the realm of reality and do it." 142. "I don't want Eric to hear...." *Eric is in the party* 143. "And that's when I said 'No bitch, you're the fatass.'" 144. *High pitched voice* "YOU HIT THE DEAD GUY!" 145. "When Dave and I play with each other things are sideways." 146. "Can you pick me up a small pumpkin colada while you're at it?" 147. "I heard balls and my mind went off from there." 148. "I don't believe in the existence of butter." 149. "I like it because it's really long." 150. "That kid's a goofball." 151. Dave: "Low-cal drinks, calling kids goofballs, are you gay?" Jordan “Dave, I've been like this for a while." 152. "DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CALORIES ARE IN A MEDIUM COOLADA?" 153. "GUYS YOU JUST MISSED IT! I JUST KILLED 20 GUYS!!!! WITH ONE BB! But my camera died right before..." 154. "Jac, I killed 20 or 25 guys." Jac: "Jordan there were 10 guys on the other team." 155. "I'm taking a baking class." 156. "My friend Brian turned around and asked why I was behind him" 157. "I wanna cook the meth!" 158. Jordan: "Someone followed Glen around and called him Glenny Kruger all day" Chris: "You must be retarded to think that's fun- Jordan: "IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!" 159. Jordan: "He turned around and said-" Jac: "Why are you always behind all of your friends?" 160. "Oh that's okay..." 161. Jordan: "Gerard and I aren't on talking terms." Matt: "Did he fuck Patty Deyo?" Jordan: "No Matt." Matt: "Were you guys arguing about who should fuck Patty Deyo?" 162. "You know who likes Pocky sticks? The fucking lesbian." 163. *Jumps in bath tub* "Hello beautiful." 164. "Oh shit muffins." 165. "Geraaaad and I had a 10 minute argument about whether it was meme or maymay." 166. "It's kinda stiff." 167. "GET IN THE VAN!" 168. "Ben is such a dyke." 169. "Chris don’t ducking do that." 170. Ben: "Can I have the Youtube password?" Jordan: "Fuck off Ben. You're an immature prick, go pick up your ancestors ashes." 171. "Sometimes I can only text with one hand." 172. If you get 200 quotes I'll kill myself. 173. "I never understood the meaning of the song 'Bad Day'." 174. "Ben, why's the song 'Bad Day' about having a bad day?" 175. "I don't believe in the existence of bad days." 176. "I made Ben cry." 177. "Have you heard the song 'Bad Day'? If you listen closely it's about having a bad day." 178. "All these bad day quotes are making me have a bad day." 179. "I was having a pretty bad day." 180. "I will find you, and I will report you." 181. "I'm fucking a hipster." 182. "Sean is threading crap in my post." 183. "I'm looking at your penis right now." 184. "She's like 10." 184. "You leave her the duck slone." 185. "I am the duck slone." 186. "I'd give him a ginormous hug." 187. "Jac I'm not getting in an elevator with you." 188. "They were cumming but not hitting me." 189. "I twerk with them." 190. "My friend asked me why I date only ugly girls." 191. "My girlfriends face is fucked up." 192. "If you get someone remotely attractive, like a 7 year old." 193. "Let me finish." 194. *Jordan is silent for an hour while everyone else talks* Chris: "I wanna buy the $11 one." Jac: "Why not just get the $20 one?" Jordan: "Thaaaat's what I saaaaid." 195. "Thomas, sext me." 196. *Jordan walks back late from a game sweating and is holding his new pistol which is filled with dirt and mud* Ben: "Jordan what happened?" Jordan: "Oh my God.... you should have seen what I did....." Ben: "Did your camera die?" *Jordan does that creepy exhale he does* Jordan: "Yea......." 197. "I pissed off a transvestite on the way here." 198. "I wanna have sex with that car." 199. "THERES NEVER BEEN A SHOOTING IN MY SCHOOL! There’s been fights, stabbings, rapes, assaults, drug deals, arrests, locker searches, K-9 units in the hall looking for drugs, and bomb threats." 200. "The fact that you are sitting here and trying to get me to say something for you to make the 200th quote is just sad. I'm not going to say anything." 201. Ben: "I met Billy Mays yesterday." Jordan: "Where?" 202. "And that's why I'm like; naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh." 203. "Jac was behind me." 204. "THE LESBIAN IS BEHIND YOU!" 205. "You know what? How about you bedazzle your ancestor’s ashes?" 206. "Why can't I sprint in water?" 207. "Have you ever heard the time you were a FAGGOT?" 208. Jac: "Jordan, you were using the tac insertion." Jordan: "No I wasn't! I don't have it unlocked." Jac: "It's on a default class, you were using it." Jordan: "You know what else is on the default classes? THE .44 MAGNUM!!!!" 209. "My Instagram consists of protein shakes and COD scores." 210. "You guys are a bunch of lying cocks." 211. "NYEEEEEEEHHHHHH....." 212. "And that's when I proposed to him." 213. "I need to translate Yen to English." 214. "I don't know why I'm cold, I have this huge blanket on! Granted, I just took a shower." 215. "My computer is turning me on." 216. "I always wanted to do a British loadout, but Jac wouldn't let me." 217. Chris to Ben in Xbox live party: "Yea, so something pretty serious happened..." Jordan mumbling in background: "Damn I knew that guy was camping there." 218. "I'll show you sick." 219. "Dave is gunna wish he never messed with me." 220. "I'm a pitcher and a catcher." 221. *Matt signs in on Ben's Xbox* "Did Matt bring his Xbox?" 222. "You make me sound retarded." 223. *Ben hears BF4 sounds through Jac's mic* Ben: "Where are you? I'm near the objective." *Jordan checks scoreboard* Jordan: "You're not even in the game!" 224. "I'm gunna dig inside you." 225. *Jordan at Paladin goes up to a door with a glass window and takes the butt of this gun and bashes in window and starts punching glass* "Bitch, I just bashed you in." 226. "I use grapefruit body wash." 227. "I own 3 fedoras." 228. Jac: "Why are you wearing your goggles on your face all day?" Jordan: "It adds a bit of mystery." 229. "CHRIS! THOSE ARE EXPLOSIVE!" 230. "I want you to make that a quote, that's quote material." 231. "When I get in the chopper gunner I just focus." 232. "I suffer from the downs." 233. "Chris is 90% homosexual, but it's okay." 234. "I just nuked." 235. "Joe called my mom crying about how my friends were mean to him." 236. "I'm gunna fuck your girlfriend." 237. "I'm gunna make her believe it." 238. "It's Jordan, talk." 239. "He's downloading 'How To Be a Douchebag', oh wait, he's already a master of that game." 240. *Dylan mishears Jordan* "DYLAN YOU'RE AN ILLITERATE FUCK." 241. "Libary." 242. Ben: "Jordan you two busy making out?" Jordan: "Already did A LOT of that." 243. "I justified the killing of dogs." 245. "This place us like Hogwarts." 246. "People have been messaging me since Kindergarten." 247. "The government should ban smoking cigarettes in public... I don’t like the smell of them." 248. Jordan: "I like Bloomberg, I like what he did with New York City." Jac: "You are actually a liberal." Jordan: "Naaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm a libertarian." 249. "Wait, what's a Libertarian?" 250. "I'm not REALLY stupid." 251. "Chris fuck you no one tells me to 'shutup bitch'." 252. Chris: "Jordan may I ask you your opinion on Obama's new laws?" Jordan: "Which ones?" Chris: "The ones where he says you're a faggot!" Jordan: "To be honest, I don't really like those." 253. "NO-N-NO SHUSH JAC." 254. "You fooled around." 255. "I secretly recorded Joe on my phone for later usage." 256. "Fuck you, I have Fall Out Boy tickets." 257. "I have two gay uncles." 258. "My uncles married each other." 259. "I'm addicted to you." 260. "I was getting off on him and he was fucking me." 261. "Go suck an obnoxious amount of dicks." 262. "Kelsey unfollowed people on my Instagram because they were showing their ass and boobs. I was like 'bitch those are people in elementary school'!" 263. "GUYS... GUYS... GUUUYYYSSSS. It's okay I just removed her from the group..." 264. Chris: "Every time Jordan begins a sentence with scumbag I just tune out." Jordan: "YEAH BECAUSE YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING COCK YOU ARE!" 265. "I'm cheating on Kelsey with this KWA MK.23." 266. "Don't judge me... I wasn't even wearing all of my gear." 267. "Jac, he's typing and I'm scared." 268. "The donkey dick is comfortable, it just feels right." 269. "My dick is 4 inches." 270. "Yo guys, I just got a hand job... from my GRANDMA!" 271. "I was just fucking my parents while yelling." 272. "I don't see how it is possible measure the deaths in a video game." 273. "You're an artist." 274. "The chick was licking the rim of the chip and we starred at her." 275. "I don't know Kelsey, I've never met her!" 276. "I had on two sweatshirts and a whatchamacallit." *does the Jordan exhale* 277. "Dude she's 12." 278. "Who is this crepe?" 279. "He just called me a faggot... Dis bitch." 280. *Jordan inhale* "Fucking call that." *Jordan exhale* 281. "I'm used to cavity searches." 282. "Dude should I bring my pajamas?" 283. "I couldn't get it stretched over her head." 284. "I could only fit two sausage links." 285. "I thought you were doing me already." 286. Chris: "You seem like the most boring boyfriend ever." Jordan: "You don't fucking say." 287. "I'm gunna put my Gorka on and walk outside." 288. *In a Facebook chat* Ben: "It's happening!" Jordan: "What’s happening?" *Ben sends a link to the "It's Happening" gif* Jordan: "I still don't know what’s happening." 289. "Should I just sit on this guy's airsoft gun?" 290. "OHBUTITIS!" 291. Jordan: "I think it's "Lin-i-coln? It's spelled L-I-N-C-O-L-N" Jac: "That's Lincoln you dumbass." 292. "My dick is too big for Matt's butthole." 293. "I saw Chris cumming from a mile away." 294. "OH SHIT IT'S 8:14!" *gets off of xbox* 295. Jac: "Great Britain is full of inbreds." Jordan: "I'm British..." 296. *uses the word obnoxious 50 times within 2 hours* 297. "HAHAHAHA...you guys are gay!" 298. "I am going to break your phone for doing something perfectly legal." 299. Chris: "Jordan the group is still there..." Jordan: "I'm not in it! Jac lied to me! I can't believe he'd do that..." 300. "They won’t accept me into colleges if I have a picture of me hugging a giant black cock." 301. *Jordan is silent for an hour* Ben: "I accidentally invited Tiago to the party." Jordan: "Oh boy..." 302. "I fucking hate Tiago..." 303. Ben: "Kelsey is NOT bangable." Jordan: "Yeah." 304. "FINE, I surrender my water. You win this time TSA." 305. "SSShhhhhhhhhh just let it happen." 306. Jordan: "And that's when Thom....*Thomas joins the party* Jordan: "OHHHHHH SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!!!!" 307. "Kelsey is a maroon." 308. "Jac, come cuddle." 309. "Byyyyyeeeeee." 310. *sees a black man in the military* "He looks like Max Mullen." *Looks nothing like him* 311. "Jac, let's build a fort and fuck in it." 312. "Jac I want to sex you." 313. Ben: "You're Kelsey tier stupid right now." Jordan: "That's not possible." 314. Matt: "Kelsey is a moran." Jordan: "Tell me about it." 315."I'm usually not mushy around dudes." 316. "Jac, I miss Kelsey... your hair reminds me of her." 317. "Here, take my black one." 318. "Evike is tempting me." 319. "Oh he got a lot more than a chalupa." 320. "You're bad at talking to people of the women sex." 321. "Kill yourself." 322. "Matt I wanna have sex with you." 323. "My mom is a 9/10." 324. "Hold on, I gotta yell at my girlfriend real quick." 325. "For next Hajji season I really need to work on saying 'salamilakem'." 326. "There's salmonella in that steak." 327. Jordan: "Remember that time I said I was in the car with Kelsey?" Ben: "When you got a handjob from her grandma?" Jordan: "No, before that." 328. "I like Windows 8 because if you press two fingers on the mouse pad you can scroll." 329. Dylan: "What's 4 inches, curves to the left, and-" Jordan: "THOMAS' PENIS!" 330. "YOOOOUUUUU bitch." 331. "Nah I just shot her in the head... then I was like 'THAT'S OKAY' and shot her boyfriend too..." 332. "Chris is a fuck." 333. "OHHHHH DAVE!!!!" 334. Jordan: "I don't have much time edit the videos." Dylan: "Then Jordan you really need to stop jerking off all the time." Jordan: "I don't masturbate that much." 335. "You guys are a bunch of cyber bullies." 336. "That's bullshit, you know you like it." 337. Jordan: "Dylan, can your sisters stop being your sisters?" Dylan: "Who else would they be?" Jordan: "Normal people." 338. "I can hear you sucking dick through the camera." 339. "Everyone is getting something a little different." 340. "He's actually gay, like he's into dudes." 341. Ben: "Jordan, what's with you and pandas?" Jordan: "They're adorable." 342. "Can I unlock the car with a slim jim?" 343. "I hate capitalism." 344. "My friend is a delivery boy." 345. "OH WOULD YOU GUYS JUST QUIT IT!" 346. "I was fucking perma-banned..." 347. "Do you even cosplay?" 348. "I will tell him you suck dick, OH WAIT! You already do!" 349. "I get hate mail daily." 350. "I will be racially profiled at the airport." 351. "Ben has pinned me on the bed." 352. "Ohhhhh I'm cuming!!!" 353. "Video games lied to me about how a shotgun works!" 354. "Chis, your relationship is in shambles." 355. "The word obnoxious is obnoxious." 356. "Dylan, just like Chris, your relationship is in SHAMBLES!" 357. "Oh, I will just unload a PMAG INTO HIM!" 358. "I figured out how to drink without a straw with the lid still on, win!" 359. "I'm going to take advantage of this little boy while he's drunk." 360. Ben: "Jordan there's another shot for you." Jordan: "OH, is there now!" 361. Chris: "Jordan I don't care what your gun sounds like..."Jordan: "WANNA HEAR A GLOCK?" *racks slide back right next to mic and starts firing* 362. "Me and Jac circled around and then shined our tac lights at you. You fell to the ground naked, and then Ben tied you up." 363. "My math teacher gave me his number." 364. "How could he lose that? It's big and white!" 365. "I have one that needs to be banged." 367. *Jordan is eating a banana and then realizes that Ben is looking at him* "Want some?" 368. "At least your pants didn't rip." 369. "Michael Carf." 370. Dylan: "Hey Jordan." Jordan: "A what?" 371. Jac: "I have this huge knife and I don't know what to do with it." Jordan: "Who are you, Gerard?" 372. "Well I'll just take you to small claims court!" 373. "I WILL STRAIGHT UP CALL YOUR PARENTS AND TELL ON YOU!" 374. "Chris sounds like a serial killer now that he has a dremmel." 375. "Some guy tried dissing Systemas and I almost went off on him." 376. "Dylan is lying in bed?" 377. "I exceled all the gas." 378. Chris: "I think we need a new host, the party keeps lagging." Jordan: "EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!" 379. "CHRIS, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU TELLING ME TO SHUT UP IN GROUP CHATS!" 380. "That would make Monday the anniversary of stabbing Ashley." 381. "Feed good." 382. Chris: "Enough to party!" Jordan: "Hey that's my line!" Chris: "No Jordan, it’s from Superbad." Jordan: "Whatever Chris, I'm going to bed." *It's 7 pm* 383. "'Sup hoe?" *Throws grenade* 384. "Cleshay." 385. "Who the fuck are you sending this too!?" 386. "If Chris is going to sit here and read his whole essay I'm gunna get off to it." 387. "I'M SICK."
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