It had to happen

18+, no minors! Blog for soft messing stuff!

[justmessybottoms]

Intro time!

As the blog description states, I'm 18+, so no minor interaction please! I will check!

The messy side of my omo sideblog @justpottytime , so pee-centric stuff goes there please! Pee mentions are still allowed here and will be tagged, see below, but if it involves messing at all, it goes here! Also, expect ageplay on this blog too!

This blog is for soft messing and copro, so nothing too harsh or extreme please! No touching, smearing, or eating, and I'd prefer no IRL stories or asking me to assist with holds/telling you when or where to go! Please respect that I'm not really interested in the IRL side of this, so I don't do that stuff with others and your ask will be deleted!

Most posts here will probably involve stuff like helping someone with constipation/tummy bugs, cleaning up accidents, just-made-its, helping someone find somewhere private to go in an emergency, that kind of thing!

Tagging system, as usual!

#ageplay mess - anything involving ageplay. That doesn't necessarily always mean someone just using childish words or phrases, but if it's a clear littlespace/CGL dynamic, it'll get this tag!

#diapers and #messy diapers - like on my omo blog, any mention of diapers will get the #diapers tag, but if the post is mainly focused on the diaper being used (or if it's art involving using/used diapers), it'll have the #messy diapers tag too. Block as needed!

#pee - self-explanatory, any posts that contain pee alongside messing

#nsfw - doubt I'll use this one much, but on the off-chance I reblog or post anything with a more sexual nature, it'll have this tag. Also for art containing nudity/exposed genitals

#not messy - anything that doesn't involve the main themes around here, so no poop mentions at all. Posts that are solely about gas will also get this tag

#A/B/O: anything involving an alpha/beta/omega dynamic or universe. Remember the slashes if you're using or filtering this one, they're important!

#puke - also self-explanatory, any mentions of vomit. Probably lightly used, but just to be safe!

#periods - any mention of menstruation

Custom anon-specific tags:

#precious polycule

#little rockstar

#retro littles

#Morgyn and Jasper

Post and tags will be updated as needed! As always, have fun!

[acheyghouls]

Felix in a meeting with Salis and some other coworkers and his tummy is doing summersaults. He manages to hold out until almost the end of the meeting. It's so close he actually believes he might make it. But during Salis' closing words, it just comes out, no matter how much he tries to hold it. Salis sends everybody out and Felix slowly tries to waddle out himself until Salis grabs him by the shoulder and is like: "Not you. Don't think I didn't notice what happened..."

And then ends up changing him on the meeting table

Poor Felix- he already wasn't feeling good!! He hadn't even wanted to go to the stupid meeting, it's always the same squabbling over budgets and which teacher assistants should go where, it monotonous and tedious.

Especially when it's Salis is in charge of it. That man likes to boast and run meetings like the damn navy- which is nice for those who were not battle their stomach

Felix is the master at not showing he's seconds from creating a mess- he can sit still, fingers graceful as he scribbles notes (by hand, this man hates laptops, they're finicky) and only occasionally does he stiffen to clench against the cramping.

But ofc Salis loves to hear himself talk so poor Felix goes pale when he feels things loosen and he realizes it's a loosing battle and all he can do is slightly lift his hips as he feels the warmth filling his seat hehe.

Even then he's trying to stay composed, as if he's not actively messing himself at the end of a meeting-

Omggg Salis is just standing there, pretending to be idle as he keeps looking over to Felix, watching as the older man is adjusting and shuffling his papers over and over again, waiting for Salis to fucking LEAVE.

But, Salis will do no such thing~ instead when the last person leaves, Salis closes and clicks the door lock before going to Felix.

"Uh uh," Salis tuts, "where do you think you're going?"

Felix averts his gaze, a low scowl on his lips.

"My office, unlike you, I have consistent office hours."

Salis hums, "not the only consistent thing of yours huh?" He says as his hand travels down his back and lands firmly over Felix's backside, giving it a small pat.

"That poor tum-tum of yours. 2:45, that's when you typically excuse yourself for the facilities hm?"

Felix finally looks up at Salis, "you...you planned this?"

Salis scoffs, "I did no such thing, not my fault this was the only time we could get all the needes facility in one room. And," he pauses as he moves his hand to push scattered papers to the side, "it's not my fault you couldn't wait five more minutes before you shit yourself."

Felix's fist balled up.

"Oh don't give me that look. We'll get you fixed up, nice and clean before your office hours," Salis said as he grabbed Felix by his waist, hoisting him up onto the table.

"This is ridiculous, I don't even-"

"You always keep changing supplies in your satchel," Salis interrupted as he reached for Felix’s bag, keeping one hand on Felix's stomach.

"Now, quit your squirming and let me get this over with."

Felix groaned, throwing his arms over his eyes, "fine. Just...just get it over with, I have-"

"Office hours, you've said that several times. And you'll get to them," Salis said as he deftly unbuttoned Felix's trousers.

[whatanimpossiblething]

Jamie's Quick Thinking

Jamie and Keona are walking down the sidewalk. Keona's humming to herself, and Jamie's nodding along to the tune. They can tell that she's coming up with a new riff to run by Michael later. Keona suddenly stops and tugs on Jamie's sleeve.

Keona: *Nervously looking around* "B-Baba?"

Jamie: *Stops as they realize Keona's regressing* "Yeah, hon?"

Keona: *Scrunches their face up, closes their eyes, and holds their tummy with both hands* "Gotta toot! Right now!*

Jamie: 'Uh-oh...' *Whispers* "Is it gonna be a poopy one?"

Keona: "Hnngh... Hmmmph..." *Nods frantically*

Jamie quickly swoops Keona off into an empty alley away from any line of sight. They look around and assess the situation. There's no public restrooms nearby, home is too far away, and they're not in nature so it's not like Keona can just sit on the ground and do her business.

Keona: *Intermittently clenching her cheeks to hold it in* "Hnnngh! Gnnnngh! Hurry upppp! Hnnnnngh!"

Jamie has an idea. They zip open the diaper bag, reach inside, and grab a wet wipe. The then reach up under Keona's skirt, pull down the back of her panties, and press the wipe right up against the middle of her buttcrack.

Keona: *Puzzled* "Baba?"

Jamie: "Problem solved! You can toot now, sweetie."

Keona: "But... there's no potty. Is this allowed?"

Jamie: "I'll count it, kiddo. This is sunshine-sticker material for sure!"

Keona: "I dunno..." *Glances around apprehensively.*

Jamie puts their other hand on Keona's shoulder and starts doing a little boogie back and forth, moving her along to the rhythm.

Keona: "Huh?"

Jamie: "🎵Poop in the wipe, poop in the wipe, listen to your Baba and poop in the wipe. What do big girls do? They poop in the wipe.🎵"

Keona: *Gasps in recognition of Jamie's little chant* "You got it! Hrrrrngh-"

BLORT

Jamie: "There we go!" *Disposes of the wipe in a nearby garbage can, then puts a fresh one on Keona's bum.*

Keona: *Giggles*

Jamie: *Smirking* "C'mon, I know you got more in there. Let it rip!"

Keona: *Pushes with a grin on her face.* "Hrnk!"

BLLFT

This goes on for a few more wipes, with Jamie encouraging Keona to toot loud and proud, and Keona happily using the wet wipes to make her Baba proud. Once her tummy's settled down, Jamie pulls her panties back up and leads her back out so the two of them can go home and Jamie can wash their hands.

Keona: "Thanks for helpin' me, that was scary." *Rubs the back of her neck.* "Sorry I used up so many wipes."

Jamie: "That's nothing to worry about, missy." *Boops Keona's nose* "You know I always pack extra wipes for your little butt."

Keona: *Wiggles her tush and sticks her tongue out*

[justmessybottoms]

Well that's adorable! What a clever way to avoid a public messy accident too - wet wipes can fix just about anything!

[justmessybottoms]

A little who has been stubbornly holding their messies because they're too embarrassed to go in front of their cg. Cg is getting concerned that they're going to make themselves constipated or hurt themselves. Cue mommy/daddy busting out the buzzy wand while their little clenches. It could be anywhere like while little is distracted during playtime or tummy time, strapped into their highchair or bouncer. No matter how much they squirm or whine, the intense buzzing between their legs leaves no room for clenching, and they're forced to load their diaper as the pleasure hits its peak, of course, while being peppered with praise from their cg. Each wave of pleasure is met with strenuous pushes, their moans mixing with infantile grunts.

Bonus points if little thinks it's over after they cum just for mommy/daddy to keep that wand pressed to their center to make sure they've gotten ALL the messies out. Babies who try to hold it will just have to come in a messy diaper.

Ooooh, now THAT'S a unique solution! But little can't hold it in forever, they gotta make their poopies eventually - and at least this is a very pleasurable way of encouraging it!

Thanks for the ask!

[whatanimpossiblething]

Respect the Playtime (But also respect your Caregiver)

Remy’s having a playdate with Keona in her Little bedroom. (Don’t call it a nursery lest you incur her wrath [tantrum].) Remy is holding a toy foam sword and swinging it around and Keona’s pretending to hold a scepter. She’s sitting on her bedroom training potty, which she's been intermittently filling over the course of playtime.

Remy: "Hyaa! Hwah! Huh!"

Keona: *Regally* "Truly, we are indebted to you, great warrior! Your service to the crown is most appreciated."

Remy: *Grinning* "Imma brave knight!"

Keona: *Whispers* "Remy, that's not how they talked back then!"

Remy: *Rubs his arm* "Dunno how medi... mediebal... back-then people talkded..."

Keona: "It's okay, baby bro." *Normal volume* "Let the people of this kingdom celebrate the name of Remy the Brave!"

Remy: "Yay, yay!" *Hops up and down.*

Keona: "We shall hold a great feast, and... and..."

Remy: *Tilts his head.*

Keona: "Oof..." *Winces* "Pause for a second."

Remy: *Already knows what's happening* "Mkay!"

Keona scrunches up her face and lets out a big loud SPLARCH into the potty chair.

Remy: *Giggles at the funny noise.*

Keona: "Ahhhhh... maybe I ate too much cheese at dinner." *Giggles as well.* "Alright, where were we?" *Regal voice* "A great feast, and our courageous knight shall be the guest of honor!"

Jamie knocks on the open doorframe and peeks their head in. They walk over to where Remy and Keona are.

Jamie: "Hey, just checking in, guys. Keona, do you need-"

Keona: *Frowns at Jamie and gives them a stern look.*

Jamie: "Oh, sorry." *Clears throat and bows* "Does the princess need her, uh... 'throne' emptied?"

Keona: "One moment. Hnnnf-"

BLORT.

Keona: "Now you may check!" *Leans forward.*

Jamie: *Peers in* "Okay, not too bad, that can wait a bit... Ahem, and would her highness like her royal bum wipes?"

Keona: "Yes, O wise servant!" *Stands up and flips the back of her skirt up.*

Jamie: *Whispers* "Yeesh, that's a definite yes." *Winces and grabs a pack of wet wipes from the shelf nearby.*

Keona: "See, Sir Remy?" *Smug* "The life of royalty truly is that of luxur- YAH COLD!!" *Squirms as Jamie presses a wipe against her booty.*

Jamie: "No squirming!"

Keona: "Excuse me? That is no way to talk to a-"

Jamie: *Eyebrow raise*

Keona: *Gulps* "Yes, Baba..."

Jamie: *Smiles* "Atta girl." *Continues wiping her butt while humming a light tune to her.*

Keona: "Sorry, Baba."

Jamie: "No worries... your highness." *Winks.*

[justmessybottoms]

Heh, whoops! Someone got a liiiiittle too into her princess role and needed a little reminder of reality - baba still rules the house, after all! And if she wants her little bottom wiped, she ought to mind her manners!

[justmessybottoms]

I just imagine a post-scene to that last post I made where after Keona's done going, Jamie's standing waist-deep in the water and Keona's hanging onto them Koala style with her booty sticking out. (She's very sleepy after a long day of excitement) And Jamie just bends over a little and starts dipping Keona's tushie in the water to wash all the sand and poop off for her. Just a cute Caregiver and Little moment!

Awwww, such a sweet moment together! No need for the wipes today, just let the water take care of it as baba holds her steady...

Thanks for the ask!

[justmessybottoms]

tummy rubs from a partner when having diarrhea or constipation is so 😵‍💫

Oh goodness, YES! Someone seeing you at your most intimate, most vulnerable, most 'gross', and not only being fine with it but actually comforting and helping you!? Sweetest thing ever...

Thanks for the ask!

[whatanimpossiblething]

Beach Time

Now that Keona’s gotten in the habit of letting out little pushies on/in the ground during outdoors time, who could blame her if she extrapolates it to something else?

Jamie has taken Keona and Remy out to the beach, around a part of it that no one else really goes to so that their Littles can be themselves without fear of other people judging them. They are relaxing on their back just soaking up some sun while Keona’s running around on the beach and Remy is splashing around in a waist-high area of the water.

Jamie: “Remember not to go too far out, hon!”

Remy: *Yelling from afar* “‘Kay, Baba!”

Keona walks up to Jamie with a nervous expression on her face. She’s tugging at her skirt and wriggling a bit.

Keona: “Where’s the potty here? I don’t see one?”

Jamie: *Widely gestures at the water* “Everywhere, Keona. Everywhere.”

Jamie’s eyes land on Remy, who has his hands on his hips and his eyes closed with a big wide open grin on his face. He’s clearly peeing right through his swim diaper, and if one looks closely, a urine cloud is forming in the water surrounding him.

Jamie: *Smirking* “Remy’s got the right idea.”

Keona: “Oooooh, okay!” *Strolls off* “Thanks, Baba!”

Jamie: “No problem, kiddo.” *Leans back and closes their eyes.*

A minute or so goes by. Jamie hears Keona and Remy chatting with each other over to the right of them, but thinks nothing of it. Eventually, they hear a faint fart and open their eyes.

Jamie: “Yeah, Keona probably needs the bathr-” *Pauses as they see Keona’s panties lying on the sand.* “Huh?

Jamie turns their head to see Keona facing the other way with her skirt flipped up and her bottom half-way buried in the sand, ready to poop.

Jamie: *Running over* “Woah-woah-woah, what the heck?”

Keona: *Looks over her shoulder at Jamie* “You said everywhere’s the potty, Baba!”

Jamie: “No, that was for peeing, sweetie. I meant the water-” *Stern* “Remy, what are you doing?!”

Remy: *On his hands and knees, piling more sand over Keona’s butt.* “She said she’d gimme new Pokemon card…”

Jamie: *Pinches the bridge of their nose* “Ohhh, you guys…” *Chuckles* “Alright, Keona, let’s get you up so we can find an actual bathroom.”

Keona: “Too late for that.”

Jamie: “Why’s that?”

*BLORT, FRRT, BLPPT.*

Jamie: “Oh.”

Keona: *Embarrassed* “Sorry Baba, I’m doing stinkies now.”

Jamie: *Shrugs* “Welp… Just remember to wash your butt off in the water, sweetie.”

Keona: *Excited* “Ooh, can I poop in the water too?”

Jamie: “NO.”

[justmessybottoms]

Oh Keona, nooooo! Oh dear, silly little thing - but baba DID say everywhere was a place to go potty! He should have mentioned he didn't mean poopies! At least it can be buried easily enough...

[justmessybottoms]

You mentioned on the other blog that Jamie might wanna keep a potty chair in the room for Keona whenever Remy’s playing with her, just to help with her leaky tendencies. That usually works for her, especially since she loves her potty chairs. But on days where she’s been drinking a lot of fluids, it’s still so easy for her to pee whenever she hears Remy going that her panties/pull-ups might still get damp by the time she makes it to her potty. Jamie’s solution to that is to institute a policy that on days that Keona’s been drinking a lot, she needs to be sitting on the training potty while she and Remy are having a long playtime. This initially got her all sorts of grumpy and fussy! But upon thinking it over, her potties are very comfy to sit on… and Remy’s always impressed whenever he sees her on one… So eventually she warms up to it as well. After all, Keona loves peeing; it makes her feel just that more like a Little girl. So this takes a little bit of the weight of holding it off her shoulders when she and her baby brother are getting really invested in playtime. Jamie’s well aware that the potty’s kinda being used like a diaper in these moments, but they know that Keona would throw a tantrum for the ages if they put her in an actual diaper; besides, doesn’t she look so adorable sitting on that thing? The potty ends up becoming an auxiliary part of playtime on Keona’s especially hydrated/tummyache days. I mean, there’s so much pretend fun to be had! She can use it as a princess throne with Remy as her strong knight, she can air drum on her drum stool while Remy sings along to lullabies, she can be a super-cool racecar driver while Remy commentates on the race, the possibilities are endless! And Remy’s all for it, he thinks it’s so cool that Keona can go potty whenever she wants and still be a big girl. It gets to the point that on these special days, he excitedly reminds her to bring over the potty so they can start playing. And Keona eagerly drags her potty chair over, pulls down their undies, wiggles their booty in the air to make Remy giggle, plops it on the plastic seat, and kicks off playtime with a big push and a SPBLORTCH!! Remy likes to cheer for his big sister whenever he hears that.

Oh heck yeah! No mess on the floor, an easy way to keep playing instead of having to pause to go potty, AND a bonus new toy for playtime? Why wouldn't Keona wanna sit on the potty the whole time? Plus she can show off for Remy, show the baby how it's done! Jamie just needs to check regularly in case the potty needs to be emptied...

Thanks for the ask!

[justmessybottoms]

Frankly that last ask is part of a super self-indulgent thing of mine, so maybe we could make it Keona’s thing! I honestly just love the idea of a Little who’s outside and has diarrhea or bubbly farts just planting their bare bottom on the ground and tooting up a storm to keep their undies clean. Sure, they’ve got dirt on their backside now, but that’s what wipes are for. And besides, at least it’s not poop! (Well, some of it definitely is by that point) So maybe Keona, after that first accidental incident, starts to like doing that as a backup plan during outdoors time with Jamie. If her tummy’s acting up and Jamie can’t find her a bush or a tree in time, doesn’t matter what, she’s nestling her booty in the ground and she is proudly pooping! Yeah, so it’s not the most sanitary or logical solution. Little logic strikes again! But Jamie’s a prepared and flexible CG if nothing else, so they eventually warm up to how endearing it is to see Keona do that on the fly. Maybe they even start to encourage it too! If they’re on a walk with Keona and they smell something, they’ll nudge her and whisper “I think somebody’s tooting. Wanna take care of that real quick, sweetie?” And Keona will gasp in anticipation, sit right down on the ground, and start letting out a bunch of bubbly squirty farts. Jamie had better break out the wet wipes ASAP, although knowing them, they’re probably already doing that.

Aww, that's super cute! Sure, a little one COULD try to duck down behind a bush or a rock for poopy time, it's not QUITE as sudden as tinkles... But why should they have to? Why can't they just sit down right on the ground and push it all out wherever they are? And who can blame Jamie for growing to find it adorable, Keona is just such a silly little girl - er, silly big girl!

Thanks for the ask!

[justmessybottoms]

Fun scenario: Keona’s on a usual picnic with Jamie, frolicking around sans-panties, twirling her skirt, eating good food, all that usual stuff. She lets out a little “Oop!” in the middle of playing around and plops her bum on the grass. Jamie hears that familiar trickling sound and knows exactly what’s going on. Jamie: “Good job, Keona! Just like we practiced.” That goes on for several seconds until Jamie’s trained CG ears pick up some wet toots coming from Keona’s area. They go and lift up the back of her skirt and confirm their suspicions when they see that her tush is getting dirty. Jamie: *Trying not to laugh* “S-sweetpea, the grass can’t soak up that kind of potty time.” Keona: *Whining and rubbing their tummy* “I know, Baba… my poopies are starting…” Jamie: *Sympathetic* “Yeah, I can tell. That grilled cheese really did a number on you…” *Lightly tickles Keona’s side* “Good thing I brought your butt wipes, huh?” Keona: *Giggling* “Hehehehehehee, yeah yeah! Hehehehehehe- oof!” *Blrrpt* “Oooooh!” Jamie: “Woop, alright, let’s get you over to a bush so you can do your business there, ‘kay?” *Lifts Keona up onto her feet and starts walking her over to a more secluded area* Keona: “Okay!” *Walks alongside Jamie as they start their usual praise routine* Jamie: *Whispering* “Good girl! Clench those cheeks, you got this! Let’s go do some big kid poops!”

Awwww, how sweet! Taking a little's panties off so they can pee in the grass wherever they want is one thing, but poopies need to be in a slightly more careful place... Still, Jamie's clearly well-prepared, and knows exactly what to do to help Keona make it!

Thanks for the ask!

[justmessybottoms]

(Context for this ask is on justpottytime!) I imagine that Keona’s tummy can get pretty sensitive when it comes to some foods, so when she’s Little and not as skilled at holding it, it can get just as urgent when it's time to make stinkies as it does during pee-pee time. The freebie rule still applies to messes, so if she can’t hold it long enough to reach the bathroom or her potty chair or if she just feels too scared to try, Keona can put the poop in her pull-ups once a day and still get no thundercloud sticker on her chart! But if it's an undies day? Oh boy. They can get pretty fussy and loud when their tummy’s hurting. She doesn’t wanna ruin her big girl panties! Jamie had better hurry up and get her to the potty, pronto.

Oh dear, poor little Keona! Stinky accidents are much more embarrassing and upsetting than wet accidents, especially in big girl undies! Jamie's going to have to be VERY quick to prevent those!

Thanks for the ask!

[justmessybottoms]

One scenario I’ve been thinking about is a little in pull-ups who has a very high chance of forgetting to remove their pull-up when they go to use the training potty. So most of the time, they’re just making full-ups while sitting on a plastic potty chair.

Oh yes, this is a classic for a reason! The little is TRYING, they really are, but using the potty takes so many steps! Can anyone blame them for forgetting one? Sure, it's kind of an important step, but they're in the right place at the right time, so that's gotta count for something!

Thanks for the ask!

[acheyghouls]

Do you think Simon would have some messy accidents since his tummy isn’t used to the food on Erid yet?

1000000% 😭😭

This man is dealing with radiation sickness so his stomach is EXTRA sensitive for months after (perhaps permanently)

So dang it, Grace is offering him some of his me-burger and Simon is getting sick of this nutritional dense paste, he wants something that doesn't taste like chalk.

So, he does it, he eats about half of the burger and dear god it was the best thing he's honestly ever ate since the rapture.

And oh god is it his most recent biggest mistake.

Because it doesn't come with gentle reminders like the paste does, it's a sudden and sharp cramp that has Simon go pale, cold sweat beading on his neck/back as the plate on the table clatters as he suddenly stands.

Grace ofc thinks it was something he said bc/ Simon stood up in the middle of Grace's sentence.

"Simon? Simon what's wrong?"

Simon tries to tell Grace that he just needs...

But his body doesn't afford him that politeness as the next cramp has Simon helpless crouch down and...nature takes it course.

The whole time Simon is crying, trying to apologize between pained sounds and hitched breaths as he feels the warmth and heaft filling his pants.

Grace is just sat there, eyes wide as he's watching this all unfold. Eventually (a few seconds later but everything feels like it's happening in slow motion) he gets up and kneels infront of Simon.

"Oh Simon I'm so sorry."

Simon's eyes open for just a second, "why're you a-apologizing?"

"Because you're on a medical plan and I should have known to not tempt you,let alone let you eat something that was not apart of your controlled diet," Grace pauses, brushing away the sweat caked locks from Simon's forehead, "it was cruel of me to do that and for that, I'm sorry."

Simon swallows dryly, god if he wasn't in the midst of total intestinal distress he'd thank Grace. But for now all he can do is make some strangled noise that almost sounds like acknowledgement.

"M'not d-done."

Grace's lips twitch upwards a small bit as he pats Simon's back.

"I know buddy, hate to say it but, you probably won't be done for a bit. You did take pretty big bites."

Simon whines, pressing his face against Grace's chest as he lets the other man keep him balanced.

He'll find this funny later but right now, he just wants his aches and nausea to be done.

[justmessybottoms]

Something that makes me melt a lil is when you hear a lil strain in a voice when there using there diaper like someone’s trying to hide the fact there going and there doing a pretty good job but as soon as they say something you hear the lil grunts n strains

“hi baby what are you doing”

“jUsT pla-**mngfph** ing”

“I think you’re doing something else too baby I think someone’s making there cg a mud pie in there pants”

Awwww, yes! You wouldn't know this little one was pooping just from looking at them, they're remarkably subtle about it... But the moment they say anything, you can hear it in their voice that they're pushing hard! Prime for teasing~

Thanks for the ask!

[acheyghouls]

On his bad days, how many messy accidents does Felix normally have? Is it only like one or two (which I'm sure is embarassing enough) or is it a "i just got changed less than an hour ago, I can't already go again" all day?

Oh gosh on a bad day? The poor man, you'd think he was sharing pail with three others with the amount of balled up paddings there were😭😭

When he's having one of *those* days he's already feeling gross, yucky, so staying in that type of mess has him wanting to be changed very soon after- which of course means it's barely hours (once or twice it's MINUTES) after a change before he needs another! Man is going like a bird on bad stomach days😌

He knows in a way it'd just be easier if he bunkered down in the washroom for the day. But, then nothing productive would happen!! And Felix is not a man to be idle, he physically can't just take a day off so,,,he'll take the changing mat if it means getting work done!

[acheyghouls]

The Felix getting a bubble bath ask...

Warm nice baths do help with cramping tummies obviously but they also cause muscles and stuff to relax...so they can also make you have to go.

So, since we already know Felix messes more than should be possible...

Ollie gets him nice and clean in the bath and it actually is very relaxing. Despite protests afterwards he is obviously put into a new fresh diaper and very, VERY quickly afterwards...a familiar grumbling in his tummy is back. Not necessarily cramping but definitely telling him he didn't get it all out the first time.

Obviously, he tries to hold it for a bit because he doesn’t want to immediately fill the pamp Ollie just put him in. But not even 5 minutes into that episode they wanted to watch together...Felix is back to squatting in front of the couch.

And Ollie was prepared, she had expected it😌

Especially since she had her hands rubbing his tummy, she could feel that bloat, that taut skin of a tummy that wasn't quite done. But, she also knew calling him out would just embarrass him, make him feel even more yucky!

So, she lets nature take its course- perhaps she hears that gurgle, feel that momentary clenching of his intestines and Felix is attempting to "stealthily" slip off the couch.

Something that's a bit tricky to do so when you're padded and also not as limber as you were 200 years ago-

Poor guy is resting his chest over the coffee table,his body naturally going into the squatting position as he clutched the tables edge with a small whine and "hmmphm" noise.

He doesn't even realize Ollie had paused the episode, nor that she had joined him on the ground.

"Oh Birdie, that tummy was done being mean huh?" Ollie croons as she rubs small circles over his upper back, "you just let it all out, we have all night."

Felix whines, eyes screwed shut as his body pushes the rest of the aching cramps out.

"M'orry," he mumbles, "m'orry, g-gross."

Ollie hums, "sweetheart it's not gross," she says, now rubbing up and down the entirety of his back, "it's natural, you're not feeling good and your body is doing what it needs to get all the sick out. And you," she pauses as she leans closer in, "are being a very good boy letting your tummy do what it needs to do."

Felix sniffles but nods.

There's a pause.

"M-may we continue the episode?"

Ollie chuckles as she reaches for the remote.

"Always my little multitasking Birdie huh?" She says as she hits play on the remote.

The two stay seated on the floor (well, Ollie sat, Felix stayed squatted). And Ollie is just glad she put him in his nighttime padding as she patted the very saggy material as the credits played.