Regression Curriculum Center

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Traveling Cheer Competition for Babysluts

No local adult school? No problem! The Traveling Cheer Competition is coming to YOUR region for a long weekend of charming cheerleader fun! No previous skill, no particular body type, and no specific potty training is required to participate in this exhilarating program that focuses on acting eager and performing to please.

On arrival, your babygirl will be signed on at random to a cheer team — each celebrating a different element of babified life. For example, they might be assigned to:

… The Funbag Falcons! … The Baby Bottle Boas! … The Potty Pumas! … The Mushy Moo-Cows!

or another adorable, inspiring team name!

Each team then spends the weekend devising and drilling a competition routine, helped by their caregivers and a dedicated athletic trainer. They’re given garments to modify into a cute themed uniform, too!

Meanwhile, the mommies, daddies, big sisters, and other caregivers get to unwind with adults-only events after the event-wide littles’ bedtime.

Girls who can’t keep up with their teams may be sent down to the Clown Squad, a super-team that wears red noses, garish bustiers, and thick diapers. On competition day, while the teams are doing final preparations, Clown Squad members entertain the crowd with toddler-level gymnastics. Ta-da! All Clown Squad girls receive a participation medal and are sent to sit in the bleachers with their caregivers while the qualifying teams compete.

Cheer teams are judged on:

Difficulty of successful moves

Togetherness and synchrony — in movement, appearance, and attitude

Uniform creativity and style

Body display and emphasis

Spirit and enthusiasm!

At the end of the competition day, a winning team is chosen by our professional judges and invited to lead all littles in an adorable, improvised victory dance!

Your registration price includes lodging, meals, uniform garments and alteration supplies, any earned prizes — plus the services of trainers, coaches, dance teachers, cosmetology advisors, babysitters, and professional photographers who share their shots with all registered participants.

Let’s give a big megaphone shout-out to our past year of Traveling Cheer Competition winners:

Great Lakes Summer ‘25. The Whinin’ Wildcats! New England Summer ‘25. The Formula Flyers! Ontario Summer ‘25. The Vibrator Vikings! Berlin Fall ‘25. The Collar Cats! Canberra Spring ‘25. The Tummy Time Tornadoes! Kyushu Fall ‘25. The Sippy Sunfish! O’ahu Winter ‘26. The Diaper Check Devils! Costa Rica Winter ‘26. The Bonnet Bugs! Las Vegas Spring ‘26. The Shackle Showgirls! Southeast Spring ‘26. The Lollipop Lions!

Want to see your little’s adorable cheerleading antics put their team on this list? Register today for our 2026-27 events!

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My Elocution ABC: Yy

Practice saying this rhyme:

Yip, yip, puppy! You yellowed the wrong yuppie!

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An Educational Play Idea for Littles

Classes, play groups, and Sippy Scout troupes will learn ageplay-appropriate bits about natural science by playing Weather Walkers, a fun small-group game for the playground!

Littles in the class are split into small groups of 3-6. From each group, one Weather Walker is selected.

Then, each group is assigned a type of weather, and a five-minute timer is set. Before the timer goes off, each group must make their Walker look like they've been for a walk in that Weather!

For instance, a group assigned to represent "rain" might need to find a way to get their Walker wet through. A group assigned to be "wind" might put leaves in their Walker's hair, toss their clothes about, and chafe their little face.

Once the timer goes off, all Walkers must line up, and the whole group identifies which Weather each Walker experienced in unison.

The creative element of this game makes it especially suitable for play-dates held in dog parks, as pet-regressed "siblings" can wait while the people littles think, then run along barking happily, fetch useful items in their mouths, etc.

This activity trains cooperative play, creative obedience, timer sensitivity, and understanding of outdoor dangers.

The Weather Walkers game is featured in this month's lesson for the Little Learners class on my Patreon, which will be posted in the afternoon of 1 June. If you enjoy thinking about being made to play this game, check it out!

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An Educational Play Idea for Littles

Classes, play groups, and Sippy Scout troupes will learn ageplay-appropriate bits about natural science by playing Weather Walkers, a fun small-group game for the playground!

Littles in the class are split into small groups of 3-6. From each group, one Weather Walker is selected.

Then, each group is assigned a type of weather, and a five-minute timer is set. Before the timer goes off, each group must make their Walker look like they've been for a walk in that Weather!

For instance, a group assigned to represent "rain" might need to find a way to get their Walker wet through. A group assigned to be "wind" might put leaves in their Walker's hair, toss their clothes about, and chafe their little face.

Once the timer goes off, all Walkers must line up, and the whole group identifies which Weather each Walker experienced in unison.

The creative element of this game makes it especially suitable for play-dates held in dog parks, as pet-regressed "siblings" can wait while the people littles think, then run along barking happily, fetch useful items in their mouths, etc.

This activity trains cooperative play, creative obedience, timer sensitivity, and understanding of outdoor dangers.

The Weather Walkers game is featured in this month's lesson for the Little Learners class on my Patreon, which will be posted in the afternoon of 1 June. If you enjoy thinking about being made to play this game, check it out!

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Baby Homework: Learning to Like Things

Collect 5 things that you ought to like but don’t. Then choose 3 of these things to do with them.

Draw a smiley face on your private parts with a marker. Press each thing against your smiley baby bits.

Rub your baby parts gently with each thing for 1 minute each. Give each thing a soft kiss of thanks!

Dip each thing in ketchup and use it to draw a smile on your face. Then lick away the smile and repeat with the next thing.

Set up your favorite toys for a fun picnic. Send the 5 things on the picnic with them so they can make friends.

[yaelygirl2]

Emmm... What are things baby should like bu dont?

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Let's all help little Yael think!~

Here's one idea: You should love the paddle or spoon that helps your bum be good, but many babies don't. Do you?

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Baby Homework: Learning to Like Things

Collect 5 things that you ought to like but don’t. Then choose 3 of these things to do with them.

Draw a smiley face on your private parts with a marker. Press each thing against your smiley baby bits.

Rub your baby parts gently with each thing for 1 minute each. Give each thing a soft kiss of thanks!

Dip each thing in ketchup and use it to draw a smile on your face. Then lick away the smile and repeat with the next thing.

Set up your favorite toys for a fun picnic. Send the 5 things on the picnic with them so they can make friends.

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My Elocution ABC: Xx

Practice saying this rhyme:

Extra exceptions and even exemptions exist for the ex-wives of taxi connections.

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A Little Oral Rhyme

Lollipops and Teddy’s claws,

Spoons and peppermints and straws,

Ice cream cones and Mummy’s cuck,

These are things that I can suck!

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My Elocution ABC: Ww

Practice saying this rhyme:

Whinny, whiny pony rocker, we want wind-sprints, not a walker!

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A Rhyme for Reluctant Littles

Don’t wanna sleep in a bed with bars,

Don’t wanna play with wooden cars,

Don’t wanna wear these overalls,

But Mommy says I hafta!

Don’t wanna collar ‘round my neck,

Don’t wanna change or a diaper check,

Don’t wanna play with dressy dolls,

But Mommy says I hafta!

Don’t wanna hump my teddy bear,

Don’t wanna ribbon in my hair,

Don’t wanna come when Mommy calls,

But Mommy says I hafta!

[stagghost]

Little collage to go along with baby zombie who’s dad takes care of him even though he’s a monster now :3

Baby gets hurt a lot cuz his body is so brittle so he wears a helmet and knee pads almost always. Who’s dad scavenges for the cutest bandages and zombie toys to make their baby not feel as scary. Even though he’s different now, papa will always love and take care of him :]

Even if that means butchering someone who wandered too close to their shelter to feed their hungry little boy

[rosemarytraitor]

The Baby Zombie Playmate

A story that I hope @littlespacecub will enjoy since I'm taking their collage as a sign to post this story, which I am rather proud of but haven't found a better time to post.

Oogy, oogy, goo-goo,

What do baby zombies do?

Monster mashy, ride-a-bike,

What are little monsters like?

Baby zombies don’t blush or get embarrassed like you do. They just do things. You can learn a lot from baby zombies about not being afraid to be gross or silly or naked.

Just like humans, their skin can be many colors, but wherever human skin looks pinkish, a zombie’s will look white, green or blue. 

A baby zombie will never grow into a big zombie, just like you will probably never grow up again now that you’re little!

Baby zombies are never scared of dirt, bugs, or the dark. Are you?

If a baby zombie comes for a play-date, ask your mommy or daddy to feed the zombie curdled milk, rotten fruit, and soft-scrambled brains. That’s what a zombie needs to be full and strong.

If your mommy breast-feeds you, the baby zombie will want to latch on to the other side. Be sure to cry and scream loudly if the zombie comes too close, because if it’s allowed to nurse, the baby zombie might eat parts of your mommy!

Baby zombies have big, round, adorable little tummies. It will be happy to show you how cute it is. Show it your tummy, too. 

The zombie’s tummy gets easily gassy and bloated, since it’s decayed. Be a good friend and rub the zombie’s tummy after snack time.

Zombies like toys they can bite, drag, or chase. You could pretend to be puppies together and enjoy chew toys and a ball. You could get out your toy cars and follow each other with them. You could push the zombie on the swing set.

Baby zombies can walk a little if there’s something to hold onto, but mostly they crawl and crawl and crawl. They never get tired. You shouldn’t try to have a long race with a baby zombie, because they don’t get sleepy like a baby you does.

A baby zombie usually will not go pee-pee, but it will enjoy watching you go. After you potty, invite the zombie to sit on your potty chair and pretend.

Remember, zombies don’t sleep, but your baby zombie playmate can have quiet time while you take your nap. Ask your daddy or mommy to check that you’re very very safe in your crib or crate. Swaddle or tuck in the zombie, and give it your least favorite stuffie to eat.

When you wake up from your nap, your zombie friend will be eager to play with you some more. Build blanket forts or block walls for the zombie to knock down. It will also love to play chase through an obstacle course.

When it’s time for your little zombie friend to leave, it doesn’t need to sit in a car seat for safety like you might, but its caregiver will take it away buckled in a seatbelt, on a leash, or in a cage. That’s because baby zombies don’t know better than to roam around the car. 

You can be a kind friend by buckling the zombie’s seatbelt for it. Just be sure you lean your neck away from its face, because zombies are not very good at nice good-bye kisses.

Baby zombies won’t usually stay the night, but if your new friend is sleeping over, you should be extra loving to your mommy and daddy when they tuck you in … just in case.

Oogy, oogy, goo-goo,

That’s what tiny monsters do!

Nice and meany, near-and-far,

That’s how baby zombies are!

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A printable for you to kick off this summer! What are you putting on your bucket list?

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ca. ~2009 informational card from a pupfriend 🐾

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Little's Reflection Journal Prompt

What are some things that are square?

Write down 3 things you can see in the room that are square, 3 square things you could eat, and 3 square things you could play with.

Then, write 3 sentences imagining how your life would be different if you were square-shaped.

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Which is naughtier?

Picking flowers without asking

Picking your nose without asking

Voting ended onMay 25

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My Elocution ABC: Vv

Practice saying this rhyme:

Vigor and vim, vibrator stim, vile little Violet’s lights go dim.

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There's a Little Hole in Me

There’s a little hole.

There’s a little hole in me.

There’s a little hole in me

For letting out the pee!

My pants are full of diaper

And my diaper’s full of me

And there’s a little hole in me

For letting out the pee!

My pants are full of diaper

And my diaper’s full of poo

And there’s a little hole in me

For letting out the doo!

My pants are full of diaper

And my diaper’s full of wet

And there’s a little hole in me

For taking what I get!

There’s a little hole for poo.

There’s a little hole for pee.

For taking and for giving

There's a little hole in me!