for the first time I think I'd consider the stay

[auntymurda]

You ever sat back and realized how much you allowed yourself to suffocate at one point in time because you were too kind?

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[microsoftbob]

[manticoreimaginary]

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

[spybrarian]

OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

movie award season is literally the only time of year i truly feel alive. i have a LOT of opinions about a bunch of films i have never watched and never intend to and you’re gonna hear ALL of them 

[countryboyskywalker]

me, whispering softly at the edge of a forest: hozier, bro, i need your advice for a romantic date with my girlfriend

hozier, appearing out of the mist: oh, take her to an empty field and lie on the ground until you decompose and get eaten by foxes. it’s classic, timeless, 

[lyjerria]

no but in all seriousness, don’t force relationships and don’t force friendships. if these things aren’t flowing into your life naturally, you can do without them until they do.

[markv5]

Хм, как я и думал. Мы не можем позволить себе держать собаку …

[parasitoidism]

“Hmm, as I thought. We can not afford to keep a dog …“

[teenscoolest]

[hobolunchbox]

[notkatniss]

nicole big ass grinch hands kidman kissing eric from true blood like this in front of her husband is a complete power move

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

martin luther *nailing 95 theses to door of wittenberg church*: im nailing these here to protest the catholic church janitor of wittenberg church: dude are you fucking serious. okay whatever yeah. the janitor doesnt matter. no one cares that the janitor has to replace the god damn door. No one cares that mr janitor only gets paid 10 pfennigs a year even when he has to replace doors that had holes nailed in them by some fuck ass monks. yeah. totally. thanks dude. Big thanks

[heda-organa]

[justmightmatter]

relationship goals: having one

[orochislayer]

if u dont pick a fav character to unhealthily project basically ur entire self onto then whats even the fucking point

[richwhiteboys-deactivated201604]

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”