wish I Could Make A 420 Joke But Alas, The Bots

25 | they/them | My name is Parker | bisexual | non-binary but my kid calls me mom My tiktok is saddio-daddio

[alpinearts]

"You, dad...I'd still have you."

[asexualmaul]

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[phovaries]

[inktr0vert-deactivated20251108]

I always rush the mines so I don't miss year one Flower Dance with Seb <3

[ichorknight]

dr harvey a real one 🙏 gave that old man he hardies back

[risariba]

I think they would get along

[jurassicparkans]

It's what he deserves.

[jojaxcola]

Sam has really grown up since I left. He's a man now. I wish I could've been there for him.

[noah-wyles]

some poolverine text posts

[fiberfantasies]

Fiber arts is just Math in sheep's clothing

[smartiescrochets]

My fiber artist ass could never be a gynecologist

[smartiescrochets]

#i hate it when the yarnussy prolapses

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE ORIGINAL POST

[ladyoftheharbour]

if you were to get married would you take your spouse’s last name

yes

no

no but i would want them to take mine

unsure

already married & took spouse’s name

already married & spouse took my name

already married & we both kept our names

no intention of ever getting married

other?

Voting ended onSep 12, 2024

[pinkbumblebees]

the way mr fischoeder shushes jimmy in this scene is so funny to me

[thatonegeekygirl]

you know you’re really beginning to transition into adulthood when you start saying “oh my god” like bob belcher

[clownmoontoon]

I HADNT SEEN ANYONE POST THIS YET AND IM OBSESSED W THE ANIMATION DURING THE SONG SO HERE IT IS!!

the whole thing is on youtube now!

[teratomat]

“Bob, you’re such an April Scrooge.” “Sorry. Maybe it’s because Mr. Fischoeder has pranked me every April Fool’s for years and it’s kind of horrible.” “We prank you every year, too, Dad.” “Yeah, but he’s got a lot more money than you guys. Also, he might be the devil.”

[lizardsaresmexy]

fuck me, it’s true.