dinosaurpin

Rachel, A homebody filled with wanderlust. My blog is a mismatch of everything, welcome, stay awhile :) Secondary blog (only youtubers/streamers): phillystriker

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[noahwyles]

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

[anremithrl]

That was the correct thing to say.

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[dogpuppy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i hope its macaroni art

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[velvetys]

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

[duncebento]

maybe women are stronger than you think

[velvetys]

Sorry listening and learning here

[wnwnmemo]

[parentheticalaside]

My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don't want some scroll bar so discreet I can't even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.

[leskenobian]

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

This is all forms of collaboration

[sunlit-capybara]

This is the most honest comment I’ve ever seen

[fatpikachupics]

[frillvelation]

[pangur-and-grim]

he used to be so gross

[pangur-and-grim]

[literallyaflame]

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

[ordr]

i do

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[wizardelf]