just rami malek things

transport yourself into the mundane life of rami malek header image crafted lovingly by samnesmail

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how sad, if rami knew the disrespect being thrown at his third nipple he'd probably cry so hard he'd grow a 4th one

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imagine rami malek's third nipple

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imagine rami malek, terrified

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imagine rami malek taking a bite of one of those powdered sugar mini donuts but he accidentally inhales and chokes on powdered sugar, violently coughing in the middle of the airport terminal he’s waiting in

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cough cough

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bless you sir

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imagine rami malek on the mr. robot set asking sam esmail if he can go to the bathroom, since they've been shooting for 5 straight. he says yes and rami immediately runs into the bathroom and begins shoving a granola bar into his mouth, his rabid hunger overtaking him. after playing elliot all day his blood sugar was falling with every passing minute

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imagine rami malek yelling in horror when he returns to his house after months of mr. robot shooting only to find out that his basil plant has died. he collapses to his knees in front of the offending plant, caressing its shriveled brown leaves. he's about to leave the angriest voicemail ever to his brother for not adhering to his strict watering schedule he left on his fridge

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imagine rami malek choosing the perfect shoes to go with his paris fashion show outfit while still high off the meds he takes to fly, which typically knock him out for 8 hours then leave him confused and hungry for the next 16 hours

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I take it you don’t like his shoes

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i don't, how you say, Understand them

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imagine rami malek choosing the perfect shoes to go with his paris fashion show outfit while still high off the meds he takes to fly, which typically knock him out for 8 hours then leave him confused and hungry for the next 16 hours

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Im in tears this blog is the best tuing ihbmky goood

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Your blog is fucking amazing! Your writing is a gift! 😚

thank you for consuming my writing like a nice juicy peach

delicious

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imagine rami malek noticing a gap in his floorboards and pulling back the wood panels to find dozens of newspaper articles from the 1930s about the great bread shortage of ‘32. as rami gazes at the photos under the headlines he suddenly notices a man who looks exactly like him, staring back at present-day rami. rami gasps and spills his mug of oolong tea in surprise

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imagine rami malek trying to quietly take a shit in a public bathroom. he tries to distract from his situation by loudly pretending to cough, but he accidentally ends up in an actual 4-minute coughing fit that gets everyone else in the bathroom worried for whomever the poor soul in the middle stall is. when he finally gets out everyone asks rami if he’s okay as he runs out of the bathroom before someone recognizes him

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Did he poop or not??????? @justramimalekthings

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he did, but unfortunately he didn't get to wash his hands. once he left the bathroom a few fans came up to him asking for pictures and rami had to awkwardly pose with his hands straight at his sides for every picture

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imagine rami malek trying to quietly take a shit in a public bathroom. he tries to distract from his situation by loudly pretending to cough, but he accidentally ends up in an actual 4-minute coughing fit that gets everyone else in the bathroom worried for whomever the poor soul in the middle stall is. when he finally gets out everyone asks rami if he’s okay as he runs out of the bathroom before someone recognizes him

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imagine rami malek on a long flight watching beauty and the beast, quietly sobbing into his complimentary blanket because he just loves happy endings so much. wiping his tears away and trying to collect himself, he calls the flight attendant over and asks if he could get another mini bottle of red wine

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imagine rami malek realizing that he just signed a contract that legally binds him to an agreement with Jack Link's Beef Jerky. in every interview from here on out, rami has to mention his love for their new All-Beef Jerky Dogs, then pull one out of his pocket and take a bite

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Your imagine about Rami and the artisan soap has my crying I'm laughing so hard

1 like = 1 new artisan soap for rami's bathroom :(

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imagine rami malek at the grocery store chatting up the guy at the meat counter about foodborne illnesses. 'well, i better get going,' rami says after 30 minutes have passed. he picks up his basket, which contains a single packet of gum, and walks off