Nerd Flirt

A collection of nerdy pick up lines to make any fan weak in the knees!

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Guy N. Smith’s infamous pulp-horror “classic” Killer Crabs series, Dell reprints from the 1980s.

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Hello, I don't have a tumblr, so I came to tel you about the missing link through an anonymous ask. The "welcome to night vale " link is not in your " fandoms section " I'm positive you do things like that, and I wanted to see more, so when I didn't find it I was a bit disappointed, please fix this problem. - from Somebody who doesn't have a tumblr

Fixed! And anytime something isn’t listed in the fandoms, you can always use the search bar at the top of the page <3

-love Alex

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I need you like Lorelai Gilmore needs coffee.

Submitted by spazztacularthoughts, thank you!

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I want to see you wiggle wiggle for sure.

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You wanna waltz like it’s 1698?

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You’re my lucky pants. 

Submitted by waltzing-with-my-inner-geek, thank you!

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I feel that together we could be made of love. 

Submitted by  sky-hero-rinku, thank you!

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My love for you burns more than electricity burns Chuck.

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I need you more than Jack needs to get back to the past.

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I want you more than Aku wants that Samurai.

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Could you be the Sapphire to my Ruby?

Submitted by sky-hero-rinku, thank you!

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Are you a qunari? Because woof.

Submitted by anonymous, thank you!

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We’ll move undercover and we’ll move as one. 

Submitted by i-live-i-die-i-tell-my-story, thank you!

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Do you go to Hogwarts? Because you’re a-Dumbledore-able.

Submitted by Freya, thank you! 

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I want you to be my Big Daddy.

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You are to me what demon blood is to Sam.

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