Just riv things

sometimes stuff is said out of the ordinary

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“You may not ask a stupid question.” “What’s a stupid question?” “Banned.”

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So I got the book “reading for dummies” but i’m struggling to get past the first chapter

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If you tell someone to “stop being a hypocrite” than does that make you a hypocrite?

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You know as kids we are told never to talk to strangers yet we are told to go out and make friends

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I like to think that humans only know less than 1% of the knowledge out there because that means we’re all ignorant and there is so much out there to discover

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does a grill technically cook itself?

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I think with all the smoke in the air you should be outside more. The fresh air is just a little bit diluted with the smoke so to get the same amount of fresh air you need to be out longer

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Ever notice that after you use a lint roller all the animals gravitate towards you?

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Strange, after the solar eclipse sales of prescription glasses went up 33% 

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You've never seen true determination until you've watch a short person reach for stuff on a high shelf

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With the emoji movie out i predict 5 years tops the meme movie will be out

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I charge you $.25 to look at this post

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How old do you have to be before you just trust your friends and family that there is the correct number of candles on your cake?

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When life gets boring i make life interesting

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I hope I drive better in real life than I do in the game of life. My car keeps flipping and my wife and kids keep falling out of the car

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You know you and an arachnophobia are friends when you send them pictures of spiders

so here’s one to get you started

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So if my birthday wish is to wish that someone else’s birthday wish doesn’t come true than who’s wish comes true? What if we both tell someone?