Maybe he has really bad social anxiety or something?
“That would make sense, I mean who wouldn’t want the glory of being known as the muffin.”
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Maybe he has really bad social anxiety or something?
“That would make sense, I mean who wouldn’t want the glory of being known as the muffin.”
No, unfortunately I’ve never been lucky enough to meet him.
“How come no one has ever met him? It’s like he’s purposely trying to hide.”
“I might.”
“If you do, I need to know who he is, because I heard his muffins are great.”
“The muffin man?”
“The muffin man.”
“No..why do you?!”
“No, I wish I did!”
“i agree. i’d never bake again if i had someone else to do it for me. if only most nursery rhymes were true besides the few with dark meanings. like london bridge or eeny, meeny, miny, mo.
“I feel the exact same way. I guess that’s why they are for children, because most of them are wonderful and something you would wish to happen in real life.”
Lame people.
“Very true.”
“wow, i guess you really do learn something new every day i’ve never heard of such a thing but i want to live on the same street as the muffin man. who doesn’t want home baked muffins?”
“Right? It would be pretty amazing. But sadly it’s only a nursery rhyme, although I wish it were true.”
I know, but I like Shrek, so?
“Fair enough. But who doesn’t like Shrek?”
“i don’t believe i do… whose the muffin man, exactly?”
“The muffin man, who lives on drury lane? He makes muffins for the children, and adults as well I guess.”
Are you quoting Shrek or something?
“No, it was an actual question. But you do know it’s not just from shrek right?”
"Do you know the muffin man?”