a cryptic melody

you can call me alexa, and i'm the youngest (and funnest) of the three grandes.

[lewisxtommo-blog]

“Awesome! And its fine love, really. I don’t need food, I’ve already eaten. Thanks for the offer though.”

[alexagrandes-blog]

“are you sure? i don’t want you to go hungry. maybe i’ll make some just in case.”

[pcekenjen-blog]

“–[As long as I get a whole pan to myself afterwards, I’m all in.”

[alexagrandes-blog]

“hey, that’s cool by me! but let’s keep it our little secret so nobody’s jealous.”

[lewisxtommo-blog]

I’ll help! But I’m really shit at cooking, and I shouldn’t be eating sweets… I could maybe help decorate or just be there for moral support?

[alexagrandes-blog]

“of course you can help! i feel bad making food that you can’t eat, however. is there something else you want to make me to make as well that isn’t on the sweet side? i know it’s a totally different category but i make really good spaghetti.”

[sapphirexwalton]

“Anything eatable.”

[alexagrandes-blog]

“that, i can do. edible cookies are the best cookies.”

[sinsandtragcdies]

I’ll help but I’m not touching anything to do with peanuts, I don’t have my epi pen. Don’t tell Mom.

[alexagrandes-blog]

“she’s going to kill you, and me, for not telling her. how about you decorate as the cookies come out? i know you tend to lean towards the decorating, anyway.”

[masonmckennon-blog]

Hell yes? I’m totally in on this as long as I get to eat the cookie dough. 

[alexagrandes-blog]

“there will be plenty of left over cookie dough, trust me, hun. i’m a shameless cookie dough eater too. are you free right now? i just got started.”

[sjwjesse]

Okay Christmas trees, gingerbread, and Santa. You’re just baking up a storm huh?

[alexagrandes-blog]

“you could say that. i can’t help it. home made cookies are so much better than going to the grocery store and buying one of the plastic containers filled with them. do you bake?”

[sjwjesse]

Nothing screams Christmas like gingerbread, well other than Santa Clause.

[alexagrandes-blog]

“that’s not necessarily true. i think of christmas trees and... that reminds me. i need to pick up supplies to make a gingerbread house one of these next few days.”

[arianaediits]

[killiantommo]

Going all out for christmas is the only way to do it, I just get a bit tired of it if everyone starts really early but come december, I’m all for it. Which is why I will be strong and not ask to try one of your cookies just yet. 

[alexagrandes-blog]

“i think you should try them, it never hurts. but there will still be plenty to go around in december if you feel that it’s necessary to wait.”

[kittykatrinagomez]

Done. I’m in.

[alexagrandes-blog]

“awesome. i’m really excited. i’m just about to start working on them.”

[sapphirexwalton]

I would burn everything so no helping, but I will happily eat.

[alexagrandes-blog]

“practice makes perfect, love. but don’t worry, helping isn’t a requirement. what kind of cookies do you like?”

[sjwjesse]

Will gingerbread be included in these christmas cookies?

[alexagrandes-blog]

“they will be, now. i think everyone is a fan of gingerbread cookies.”

[alexagrandes-blog]

so.... i would like to announce that i am making another few batches of christmas cookies tonight if anyone has any requests or would like to help out in the kitchen.

[sinsandtragcdies]

“Yeah, I know she was–she lectured me for ten minutes before she finally took a breather and I was able to tell her who I was. You know we’re adults, we’re allowed to say ‘penis’ now.”

[alexagrandes-blog]

“hey, at least she got all of her anger out on you before she approached me about it. i was upstairs listening for quite a while until she came upstairs, realizing she had the wrong teenage grande. she was a lot more calm. and i could say penis, but there’s nothing wrong with saying weenie is there?”

[justsayinbieber]

“I feel the exact same way. I guess that’s why they are for children, because most of them are wonderful and something you would wish to happen in real life.”

[alexagrandes-blog]

“that’s probably true. i remember loving nursery rhymes as a kid. however, i always seemed to love them a little bit too much and forgot that they weren’t real. there’s an embarrassing story about my childhood for you.”

[azrapls]

“i don’t know if anyone else likes them, but i sure do. at least lately i do. perfect, then it sounds like a date my friend! me, you, drew, and cookies.”

[alexagrandes-blog]

“i’m really excited. i just picked up the supplies today, so whenever you’re free we can certainly whip up some kick ass cookies. besides, i’d love to meet little drew.”